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13 June 2007 @ 12:45 am
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OMG MY TV GIRLFRIEND KATHY GRIFFIN IS BACK!

I was trying to answer comments while the TV was on like usual, but was laughing too hard and finally had to wait for commercials. Oh, Kathy, my vajayjay and I have missed you!


• SHE GAVE NICK CARTER LYRICS TO SERANADE HER WITH. That's like meeting up with Gale and giving him an old B/J script page and asking him to run lines with you aldkfjasld. KATHY! ♥

• The parents who literally had one hand each covering their kid's ears as she cussed. Bwa!

• The chili cook-off. I.. uh... why did that one v. male Batman have big boobies? *blink*

• Dude, that Texas-Corral-boss!Tim guy was as ASS.

• I really want to see Tom pantsless and do naughty things to his boy bits. I can't help it, he dressed as Kathy and he waited on tables and he's dorky and funny, if a little obsessed with boobs and sports. I have boobs and I don't mind if he watches baseball while I do above naughty things to him.

• I can't handle it when Kathy cries! I start to cry too. :((((( Also, her dad dying is going to wreck me and Matt can suck donkey balls. I still can't believe he STOLE FROM HER. :| :| :|


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[identity profile] paddies.livejournal.com on June 13th, 2007 08:03 am (UTC)
OMG I have no idea what/who you're talking about...:((

Are you on Y!M, Cookiedough?!

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[identity profile] url-girl.livejournal.com on June 13th, 2007 02:55 pm (UTC)
OMG PARTNER SHE IS FUNNIEST STAND-UP COMEDIAN AND BEST FAG HAG EVERS. Think Margaret Cho, but with red hair. ;)) She has a reality show about her D-list life on Bravo that is like mainlining crack. Crack, I say!

http://www.bravotv.com/Kathy_Griffin

Aww, partner, I missed you again, I'm sorry! :(( I posted this, started a porn download and then went to bed. And I'm gonna be gone again today. RL can bite me. :((

*clings*
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Julie[identity profile] juliedarling.livejournal.com on June 13th, 2007 11:30 am (UTC)
OMG, this season is KILLING me! In the first ep when she started crying about Matt, I totally bawled, especially since she thinks he never loved her and her marriage was all a scam. :(( :(( :(( And her dad! :*( Kathy's parents are my favorite TV parents ever, even if they do want her to marry Sean Hannity. They go to the gay bars! Because of the $4 wine!

I don't know how I'm going to survive next week's episode. SO MUCH KATHY PAIN! :((((((((( I hope her main gays will be back to support her. I do not know where they have been. Her poor mom should move in with her, too, and become part of her entourage.
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[identity profile] url-girl.livejournal.com on June 13th, 2007 03:03 pm (UTC)
OMG, JULIEFACE, YES. Matt totally murdered her inner romantic and I wanna beat him over the head every time she says she was an idiot for marrying for love last time. :(( And her dad! Oh, god, her dad. Everytime he's on screen, I tear up but still giggle, cos, wow, he was just the best dad ever. "Ohh, he'd be a good son." AHAHAHA! And $4 gay wine! I died so many times aldfja.

Once again you are made of awesome ideas - her mom SHOULD move in with her! I doubt anything there would upset her. She's usually tanked on wine anyway. ;D

Seriously, where the hell are her main gays?! They need to be there for support, dammit. Not to mention they woulda loved the Nick Carter stuff!

Next week we will hold each other, k? :((
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Julie[identity profile] juliedarling.livejournal.com on June 13th, 2007 09:29 pm (UTC)
Omg yes! *clings*
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[identity profile] turnyourankle.livejournal.com on June 13th, 2007 02:56 pm (UTC)
I can't find s3 on any torrent sites D: what happened with matt?
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[identity profile] url-girl.livejournal.com on June 13th, 2007 03:12 pm (UTC)
*crosses fingers it'll show up later cos omg so funny*

Ohh, Matt. Grr. They don't get into it on the show, but Kathy said on Larry King Live last year that he'd been stealing from her, something like $70,000 total. Wait, lemme find an article real quick...

Here ya go (http://www.realityblurred.com/realitytv/archives/kathy_griffin/2006_Jul_11_kathy_matt_divorced)! Oh, yay, has the interview transcript too. :D
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[identity profile] shape5.livejournal.com on June 13th, 2007 04:05 pm (UTC)
Here's a torrent (http://www.mininova.org/tor/741466)
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[identity profile] amelialourdes.livejournal.com on June 13th, 2007 05:19 pm (UTC)
I am definitely NOT a fan of what happened between her and Matt. What a slimeball! I mean, one would notice $75,000 MISSING FROM THEIR BANK ACCOUNT. What a douche. All for his stupid fantasy football game. I'm so bitter.

I'm totally with Kathy. I think that she should only date people who'll give her a photo op. Nick Carter WOULD'VE been the right way to go if his publicist wasn't a douche. He looks ... almost the same. Sorry, not that shocking.

Um. How come she didn't visit my house when she headed over here? How rude. :) Apparently the key to getting her to visit is to live in the middle of nowhere and give her something to do.

I love her new Tom jokes. Who doesn't like jokes about beating off?

Sigh. I love this show.

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[identity profile] url-girl.livejournal.com on June 14th, 2007 05:10 pm (UTC)
Exactly. It's not like she had a team of accountants handling her money and never looked at bank statements. He definitely had some serious problems. Grr.

I apparently missed the Nick Carter chunky stage, so I wasn't all that impressed either. :| But, hey, least Kathy made it onto TMZ! *snicker* "Awkward couple", heh.

And she was so close! ;D Now that you know she'd come, you'll have to keep an eye on her touring schedule for when she comes back to the area and then lure her in with QaF DVDs. ;D

The Tom jokes killed me. It's a little freaky how much he's like Matt, though, heh.
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[identity profile] darkhorse488.livejournal.com on June 14th, 2007 12:58 am (UTC)
OMG I LOVE HER! Not only is she hysterically funny, but she was so sweet when I had the opportunity to meet her last year.

My life on the D-list is fantastic and I also started tearing up when she talked about her divorce. Between Matt and her dad the poor woman has been through the ringer lately. *pets Ms. Griffin*

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[identity profile] url-girl.livejournal.com on June 14th, 2007 05:13 pm (UTC)
OMG, you've met her! Tell me more, tell me more. :D

Yeah, tis not been a good year for her, poor thing. At least she had the Carnegie Hall sell-out that fulfilled a dream of hers. *happy sigh*
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[identity profile] darkhorse488.livejournal.com on June 14th, 2007 06:26 pm (UTC)
This may be more than you care to know, but here goes!

My mother works at the theater she was performing at in my home town and managed to get tickets for her show and score a meet and great for me and 2 of my gays as a graduation gift. I was absolutely thrilled! When I went back stage Kathy Griffin takes one look at me, gets this horrified look on her face and says "omg how old are you?" I replied that I was 18 and she audibly sighs with relief stating that she thought I was 14 and she was afraid she was going to be sued!

She gave me a signed photograh, signed two tickets for my friends, and posed for a picture with us. I told her that one of my friends skipped his prom so he could come see her and she replied "I didn't go to my prom because no one asked me." We all thanked her and told her the show was amazing (which it was) and she said we were sweet. Aw. Just to prove I'm not making this up. :) (http://www.upsaid.com/files/darkhorse/KG-small.gif)
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[identity profile] url-girl.livejournal.com on June 15th, 2007 04:10 am (UTC)
ALFDJASLKJ. Oh, man, this story rocked. AND PHOTO! Also, omg, you are beyond ADORABLE. I wanna squish you. Thank you so much for sharing, darling! :">

*hearts you and Kathy*
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[identity profile] darkhorse488.livejournal.com on June 15th, 2007 04:44 am (UTC)
Thank you! You're too kind. I heart you too Ree. :P
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[identity profile] url-girl.livejournal.com on June 15th, 2007 04:52 am (UTC)
Awww, gosh. *blushes, toes the dirt*
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[identity profile] so-wildish.livejournal.com on June 14th, 2007 01:33 am (UTC)
OH MY GOD MY LOVE FOR HER KNOWS NO BOUNDS AND I JUST BOUGHT TICKETS TO SEE HER! I will hump her for you, I promise.
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[identity profile] url-girl.livejournal.com on June 14th, 2007 05:23 pm (UTC)
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGALKDJFALSKFJA!!! And the humpage is much appreciated, thank you. :"> When are you going?? *bounces*
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[identity profile] girloftheburbs.livejournal.com on June 14th, 2007 05:35 am (UTC)
Oh yea, another Kathy Griffin fan!! :) I just started watching her show (reruns from last season). I love her already!!!! :D
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[identity profile] url-girl.livejournal.com on June 14th, 2007 05:25 pm (UTC)
*high-five* Kathy fans unite! And then we'll find us some gay men and go to a bar with cheap wine. ;D
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[identity profile] girloftheburbs.livejournal.com on June 29th, 2007 04:57 am (UTC)
Sounds great to me! :D I'm watching a Kathy Griffin marathon right now. Where are my gays? ;)
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[identity profile] xocydcharisseox.livejournal.com on June 15th, 2007 06:12 am (UTC)
OMG LOVE THIS SHOW!

I think we would get along just fine with her ;)
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[identity profile] url-girl.livejournal.com on June 15th, 2007 06:39 am (UTC)
We could all be sisters, that's how well we'd get along. ;D
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