I have PTSD. Like Justin. And Brian. But for my hair, y'know. Hair PTSD. Also like Brian, but never Justin cos I honestly can't remember any haircut he's had that I didn't like. I mean, his longer S3/4 hair single-handedly got me pregnant on more than one occassion. I even loved the buzz when he was being all bad ass in pink and remember being quite jealous when Brian got to fondle-rub that pretty little giant Timberlake head of his.

Anyway, I know this isn't the photo you were expecting, partner, but I promise you like Justin sitting in Brian's office, when we meet, I will let you cut my bangs reallyreally short. And then take a pic and post it all over the internets. THIS IS HOW MUCH I LOVE - I WOULD SACRIFICE MY FIRSTBORN BANGS.

Also, the height scale here is accurate, I really am this short aldfkajs.

• I TOTALLY READ THAT FIRST LINE AS "SEXAHOLIC" AND GOT DORKILY HAPPY FOR RANDY FOR ABOUT TWO SEXONDS. I'm on to you, Mr. Dumenco, I'm so onto you.

• ree_bitches <---Lookie what I randomly found! That is not me, but I enjoy knowing that in some alternate LJ universe, I have bitches, yo.

• "Falling for Grace" - Directed by Fay Ann Lee, starring Fay Ann Lee, Margaret Cho and Gayle Harold. One day, Gayle Howard, you will seek your revenge for years of disrespect and the world will know true punishment! /maniacal comic book voice But, hey, good news is there's gonna be another FFG screening that Gale could possiblymaybehopefully show up for this Friday. :D 7pm - VIP Reception <---omg. Of course, this is if he can get away from his sure-to-be-a-hit TV show currently filming. *firm nod*

• There are fans who do not like Brian chewing gum. OMG THESE PEOPLE SO ARE DEAD TO ME. Okay, not completely dead, but still. I will eye you suspiciously from afar.

• Yeah, unless God Gale himself is the one quoted, the Gale Harold IMDb is never going to be the place to post about politics, I don't care what cracked logic you try to use.

• You know it's time to whack off trim your bangs when you find yourself gathering them up into a tiny 3 inch ponytail that pokes out from your forehead unicorn-like so you can see to type. Aaaaand this explains why my bangs are now shrt. Yup, no "o", that short. Today's lesson: Don't trim bangs when frustrated. I've got a Mary Alice from Ace of Cakes thang going on aldfkja.