The upside to being sniffly and congested and feeling like poo? Catching up on my old friend, teevee. ♥

( ATWT, 3-16 )

( Damages )

( Nip/Tuck )

( Brothers & Sisters )

( Desperate Housewives )

( Ugly Betty )

And last but definitely never least! Happy belated, suzvoy! I would totally snot on you, darling. ♥

I'm so sorry this is late, braintwin! I hope you had the most brilliant day evah. :X

For my girls, juliedarling and ragingpixie. It's a little embarrassing how much I love and adore you both. :X :X :X

Oh, my sweet mcfeste, I'm so glad you were born today. I heart you, girlie girl. :X

No Nuke this week was a most tragical situation, you guys. I'll just imagine that they're too busy humping like bunnies to come out from behind closed doors this whole time. At least a Jan 28th date got added to the schedule, woot!

Awesomesauce Pimp: I finally got to watch that Luke/Brian fanvid set to Pink's U & UR Hand that suzvoy recced awhile back. So funny, omg. Luke's expression during the "buh-bye" line aldfjas. Total win!

• Firstly, Happy Young & Beautiful Day, bigboobedcanuck, you sweet thang! ♥


OMGWTFBBQ NOAH, WE HAVE A PROBLEM!
• "Luke doesn't have a crotch. Luke's like one of those action figures or a Ken doll. That's the secret of why they haven't done anything," Van the Man joked aldkfja. HOW MUCH DO I LOVE HIM?! A LOT OKAY.

• "Fay said her current goal is to get on the Oprah Winfrey show as a way of demonstrating that [Falling For Grace] has wide appeal." --here This has a .0001% of ever happening (sucks to be you, Fay), but... *imagines Gale on Oprah* Dude, with his "...um-ing" and Oprah's horribly bad habit of interrupting people, nothing he was asked would ever get answered aldfja.

• Luke/Noah made it into the show's bumper! I just learned it's called a bumper!

• Kathy turned down Dancing with the Stars, dammit. I really wanted her and BFF Lance Bass to be on next season together. *weeps* Also, I still need to catch up with the last 5 or so Kathy eps. I'm a bad girlfriend.

Oh, you guys. Thank you a million times for making My Day Of Being Old Like Ted totally not suck. ♥ I still have the warm fuzzies (and laughing hysterically) cos of y'all. I think I answered everyone, but if I missed a message, please point me the way so I can personally thank you and add ya to my b-day memories folder. /dork

Had a fabulous day! STARTING OFF WITH THE ENTIRE EARTH QUAKING FOR ME. O.o I get older and the Earth belly laughs aldfja. Awesome part? July 29th is forever on the record books for something other than activity involving my mom's vajayjay. Score!

There was BBQ and cuppycakes, two of my favorite food groups. Son of score! Followed by a late showing of Dark Knight, followed by, well, ANOTHER, later showing of Dark Knight, wooooot! Cos I am just that cool. We actually had tried to see it pre-opening day, but all FIVE midnight showings were sold out. Which is probably for the better. I had already been teary in the car the first time 'round. Seriously, I wasn't sure how I was going to sit through this movie and enjoy it. Cos, man, Heath. It was Heath.

I know I haven't talked much about him here, but he's one of my favorite people. And then talking about him right after he died was too hard. So, hmm, now there's this weird Heath-shaped hole in my journal. But, yeah. Add in some bittersweet b-day weirdness, and, ugh.

Anyway, I needn't have worried, heh. There were some :((( moments when I'd get hit in the chest by some ironic dialogue or scene, but for the most part, I was mesmerized and/or thinking in ALLCAPS, *OMG THIS MOVIE KICKS AWESOMESAUCE ASS OMGWTF THE JOKER IS FREAKING ME OUT AND MAKING ME LAAAAUGH AND I WANT TO ICON THIS ASAP ETC.* And lots of dirty thoughts about Maggie Gyllenhaal. Daaamn, that family is purdy. I want to see it agaaaain.

Life good. ♥

TODAY IS A FABULOUS DAY! Many Years ago, there was sex had and Giovanna was born and today the world is so much better for it. I know I can't imagine life without you. OH, WIFE, I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU LIKE GALE HOWARD LOVES RANDYPANTS HARRISON. And by "love", I mean "luv and sex up in all ways straight lesbian partners can", kthx.

Aw, Gale will help you blow out your candles. And, um, I'm sure there's no reason to worry about how Randy keeps looking over at the knife. Just, y'know, keep an eye on him.

Now, c'mon, dance with me!

*hits play on our song --->Lollypop, The Song O' Luv ♥*

Happy birthday, my darling amelialourdes! You are fabulous and I love every square inch of you. And now, a bad!fic doodle I have been saving just for you. It's from your most favoritest author EVAH.