13 June 2007 @ 12:45 am
ready to fuck my way to the middle!  
OMG MY TV GIRLFRIEND KATHY GRIFFIN IS BACK!

I was trying to answer comments while the TV was on like usual, but was laughing too hard and finally had to wait for commercials. Oh, Kathy, my vajayjay and I have missed you!


• SHE GAVE NICK CARTER LYRICS TO SERANADE HER WITH. That's like meeting up with Gale and giving him an old B/J script page and asking him to run lines with you aldkfjasld. KATHY! ♥

• The parents who literally had one hand each covering their kid's ears as she cussed. Bwa!

• The chili cook-off. I.. uh... why did that one v. male Batman have big boobies? *blink*

• Dude, that Texas-Corral-boss!Tim guy was as ASS.

• I really want to see Tom pantsless and do naughty things to his boy bits. I can't help it, he dressed as Kathy and he waited on tables and he's dorky and funny, if a little obsessed with boobs and sports. I have boobs and I don't mind if he watches baseball while I do above naughty things to him.

• I can't handle it when Kathy cries! I start to cry too. :((((( Also, her dad dying is going to wreck me and Matt can suck donkey balls. I still can't believe he STOLE FROM HER. :| :| :|


 
 
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[identity profile] paddies.livejournal.com on June 13th, 2007 08:03 am (UTC)
OMG I have no idea what/who you're talking about...:((

Are you on Y!M, Cookiedough?!

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[identity profile] url-girl.livejournal.com on June 13th, 2007 02:55 pm (UTC)
OMG PARTNER SHE IS FUNNIEST STAND-UP COMEDIAN AND BEST FAG HAG EVERS. Think Margaret Cho, but with red hair. ;)) She has a reality show about her D-list life on Bravo that is like mainlining crack. Crack, I say!

http://www.bravotv.com/Kathy_Griffin

Aww, partner, I missed you again, I'm sorry! :(( I posted this, started a porn download and then went to bed. And I'm gonna be gone again today. RL can bite me. :((

*clings*
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