• Firstly, Happy Young & Beautiful Day, bigboobedcanuck, you sweet thang! ♥


OMGWTFBBQ NOAH, WE HAVE A PROBLEM!
• "Luke doesn't have a crotch. Luke's like one of those action figures or a Ken doll. That's the secret of why they haven't done anything," Van the Man joked aldkfja. HOW MUCH DO I LOVE HIM?! A LOT OKAY.

• "Fay said her current goal is to get on the Oprah Winfrey show as a way of demonstrating that [Falling For Grace] has wide appeal." --here This has a .0001% of ever happening (sucks to be you, Fay), but... *imagines Gale on Oprah* Dude, with his "...um-ing" and Oprah's horribly bad habit of interrupting people, nothing he was asked would ever get answered aldfja.

• Luke/Noah made it into the show's bumper! I just learned it's called a bumper!

• Kathy turned down Dancing with the Stars, dammit. I really wanted her and BFF Lance Bass to be on next season together. *weeps* Also, I still need to catch up with the last 5 or so Kathy eps. I'm a bad girlfriend.

One upside of the writer's strike - time to marathon shows! *mixed yay*

( gossip girl )

And then! I found an old Kathy ep from last season (the one where she goes to the prisons alfdja) and started doing a Ree-cap, but it turned into a quote-a-thon due to an alarming amount of episode awesomeness.

( kathypalooza )

And I can't believe I'm about to say this, but the gay porn awards looked boring. Not even one orgy broke out. WTF. Oh, Bravo, shielding us cable viewers from the good stuff.

OMFG KATHY WON!!!!11

( quotage and more team griffin pics )

• And proof that anything can be linked to Gale Howard: Outstanding Costumes For A Series - Deadwood • Amateur Night • HBO One of Gale's eps was nominated! Of course, woulda been better if the nom had been for him as a Guest Star. Gale Howard: Emmy Award Winner. Nice. ;)

• Just found out Ryan Seacrest is the Emmys' host this year. :| :| :|

YAY: S60 DVD SET IS A GO OMG THANK YOU AMEN!

BOO: Tomorrow is the finale. :(( So, after tomorrow, we've seen 22 eps? That... just doesn't seem right. Feels like we're only halfway through the season. *sad sigh*

( quick kathy d-list thoughts )

( kathy griffin on the d-list )

And then I found out that Kathy doodled for charity!

( which sounds dirtier than it is, considering all the clit talk above )

Now I really want Gale and Randy to do each other doodles for next year. Think of the money the foundation would make!

Oh, oh! There's Rick & Steve DVD cover art now! Aww, holding hands and hugging, Lego-style.

( happiest gay couple on a dvd cover )

• *happy place* ellyrianna wrote the most perfect cancer!fic for meeeee over at qaf_giftxchnge. It's full of these perfect moments that are quietly sweet and painful and real and raw and perfectly in-character and I do so love her Brian and Justin. Have I mentioned it's perfect? ♥ Maybe by tomorrow I'll stop rereading it and actually read some of the other stuff there. Maybe!

• Do I look freaked out and desperate? Cos I've been without internet and Kinney for three days. I swear I'm like a baby monkey now, clinging to LJ like it's my momma. IT WAS SUCH A DARK PERIOD IN MY LIFE, PEOPLE. So I braved the real world and spent lots of time at the beach applying sunscreen (sadly only to my own body) and even went to the prettypretty botanical gardens ( where I pretended to be a world-known nature photographer! )

• *flails* Permanent account sales start this week aldfkjas. Forget having no internet! Because between the cancer!fic of perfectness and surviving The El Diablo Incident of '07 and now permanent account week, I am having the best week ever! /VH-1 voice

• And now it's only gonna get better since tonight IS MS. KATHY & HER D-LIST SHENANIGANS NIGHT IN FOUR HOURS, WOOT! Well, dad!trauma aside aldfjas.

OMG MY TV GIRLFRIEND KATHY GRIFFIN IS BACK!

I was trying to answer comments while the TV was on like usual, but was laughing too hard and finally had to wait for commercials. Oh, Kathy, my vajayjay and I have missed you!

( d-list spoilers, la la la la )