Give us little yellow men and we is authors, omg!

( Brian & The Bedtime Blowjob )

Or how about some RPS! This one isn't so much a LYM fic as it is just us being speshul, but there was a lot of us going and and that I edited out, so it, uh, totally counts, y'know? Neener.

( Gale & The Pocket Randy!Ass )

He went and got syphilis and once again spent quality time with the CompUSA techs while I twiddled my thumbs. Oh, and the v. nice kid who checked him in? Was Lance Bass of boyband fame. I'm trying to tell him all about my beautiful-but-sick laptop and my brain is actually sing-songing *OMG YOU LOOK JUST LIKE LANCE BASS. DANCE, BASS, DANCE!*. It was disturbing. About as disturbing as my knowing who Lance Bass is.

<---My ass. She has been kicked.

OH, qaf_lims, BREAK UPS ARE SO HARD. I STILL LOVE YOU. CALL ME OKAY.

But you know what makes life brilliant again? Holding Gale in my own two hands. OMG moose74 HE ARRIVED SAFELY AND I AM FONDLING HIM RIGHT NOW. THANK YOU IN ALL CAPS.

( 24 )

Hmn, still need to watch House. And as much as I'm loving Lost, I find myself with nothing to actually, y'know, say after the ep. Thus, once again, I let my LYM talk for me:

*previously on...*



*Lost logo floats up*

We're laughing with you, Gale, honest.
marishna asks for Olympic pic spam, my poo nipple gets Olympic pic spam. Hopefully have a new one each day until the Olympics are over. Which I think is, um... some time next week?

In other news, What I Have Done This Morning:

- had coffee with some bad!fic

- pasted-on heds, omg!

- made sweet, sweet love to Gio on YM

- searched teh internets for little yellow man porn. See? (OMG IF YOU POSSESS LYM PORN, PLZ BE WITH THE SHARING OKAY. I LOVE YOU LONG TIME.)

- watched Dawson's Creek while eating fresh-made waffles

I just gotta say, unemployment is really agreeing with me so far.

This is Ree before her hair appointment:

This is Ree during her hair appointment:

This is Ree drowning her sorrows at Target:

This is Ree losing her job in the dvd aisle:

This is Ree as mom's car BLOWS UP going home:

TO SUM UP OKAY: MY BEAUTIFUL S3 JUSTIN HAIR HAS BEEN DESTROYED, I HAVE BAD LOST FLASHBACK!JACK WIG HAIR AND I AM JOBLESS LIKE S3 BRIAN, MINUS THE HOT BOYFRIEND AND COOL LOFT.

I need to lie down.

And this is where I beg you to plz distract me with slow kisses on the bed, omg.

Remind me how Gale will fight crime in 2006-2007 on my TV, show me some pretty Justin and/or Brian hair, tell me the first word you think of when I say "Randy", flash me some Gale picspam, heck - picspam me with anything, link me to a story you love or love to hate, dare me to convince you Ethan was really just misunderstood and David was totally a sweetheart, YSI me your favorite song, describe Justin's pea coat to me in detail, regale me with how Randy and Gale hook up in L.A. and smoke the ganja together, give me stalking tips in case the previous thing happens when I'm around, list The Top 10 Ways To Kill Audrey Off of 24, copy/paste song lyrics, quote your favorite Ted quip, for god's sake type a delicious recipe using Poole's wine coolers, OMG JUST ANYTHING TO MAKE ME NOT HATE LIFE RIGHT NOW.

Please and thank you.

OMG. I'm going to need a v.v.v.v. cute hat for tomorrow and the rest of my life.