13 June 2007 @ 12:45 am
ready to fuck my way to the middle!  
OMG MY TV GIRLFRIEND KATHY GRIFFIN IS BACK!

I was trying to answer comments while the TV was on like usual, but was laughing too hard and finally had to wait for commercials. Oh, Kathy, my vajayjay and I have missed you!


• SHE GAVE NICK CARTER LYRICS TO SERANADE HER WITH. That's like meeting up with Gale and giving him an old B/J script page and asking him to run lines with you aldkfjasld. KATHY! ♥

• The parents who literally had one hand each covering their kid's ears as she cussed. Bwa!

• The chili cook-off. I.. uh... why did that one v. male Batman have big boobies? *blink*

• Dude, that Texas-Corral-boss!Tim guy was as ASS.

• I really want to see Tom pantsless and do naughty things to his boy bits. I can't help it, he dressed as Kathy and he waited on tables and he's dorky and funny, if a little obsessed with boobs and sports. I have boobs and I don't mind if he watches baseball while I do above naughty things to him.

• I can't handle it when Kathy cries! I start to cry too. :((((( Also, her dad dying is going to wreck me and Matt can suck donkey balls. I still can't believe he STOLE FROM HER. :| :| :|


 
 
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Julie[identity profile] juliedarling.livejournal.com on June 13th, 2007 11:30 am (UTC)
OMG, this season is KILLING me! In the first ep when she started crying about Matt, I totally bawled, especially since she thinks he never loved her and her marriage was all a scam. :(( :(( :(( And her dad! :*( Kathy's parents are my favorite TV parents ever, even if they do want her to marry Sean Hannity. They go to the gay bars! Because of the $4 wine!

I don't know how I'm going to survive next week's episode. SO MUCH KATHY PAIN! :((((((((( I hope her main gays will be back to support her. I do not know where they have been. Her poor mom should move in with her, too, and become part of her entourage.
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[identity profile] url-girl.livejournal.com on June 13th, 2007 03:03 pm (UTC)
OMG, JULIEFACE, YES. Matt totally murdered her inner romantic and I wanna beat him over the head every time she says she was an idiot for marrying for love last time. :(( And her dad! Oh, god, her dad. Everytime he's on screen, I tear up but still giggle, cos, wow, he was just the best dad ever. "Ohh, he'd be a good son." AHAHAHA! And $4 gay wine! I died so many times aldfja.

Once again you are made of awesome ideas - her mom SHOULD move in with her! I doubt anything there would upset her. She's usually tanked on wine anyway. ;D

Seriously, where the hell are her main gays?! They need to be there for support, dammit. Not to mention they woulda loved the Nick Carter stuff!

Next week we will hold each other, k? :((
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Julie[identity profile] juliedarling.livejournal.com on June 13th, 2007 09:29 pm (UTC)
Omg yes! *clings*
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