Yup, Gale in police-style shades = still fucking hot. And that blue shirt. ♥

( One more pic and the mini article with a Gale quote about being hard. Or playing hard. I tuned out to my happy place when I read 'hard'. )

BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE!

Did you watch the show after your accident?
I didn’t because I was a little worried about seeing something about my death delivered by letter—Jackson drowned in his cereal yesterday morning.

And that is why I love Gale. The end.

( Rest of the Galeified TV Guide interview. )

BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE, THE SEQUEL!

Cos then he was on ET and was all wise as only Gale can be. "I had... an unfortunate dance with a motorcycle." ALDFKJASLK. "I was very fortunate to make it through. But I made it through, very well, and blessed with very good friends." Shout out to the QaF peeps, hell yeah. *gangsta hand pump up* My favorite part was him doing the blurry-lensed slow-walk down the street, looking all confused off to the side aldfkjas. wildsweetcool has caps here and I heart her.

Also, I'm impressed he was actually Gale Harold and not Howard in all these news bits so far. Score!

BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE, THE REVENGE!

( Cos, heck, how about those new DH promo photos of Gale? And by new, I mean two weeks old. Cos I'm awesome like that. )

In conclusion: Hello, flist. :X

Gale Harold's dream role would take him from Wisteria Lane to...Christmas Town?
by Christie Keith

...what role would he most like to play that he hasn't yet?

"Sam, the Burl Ives role in Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer," he said firmly. "What Burl Ives brought to the studio when he was doing those voices… I mean, you think Brian Kinney had an impact? For anyone who grew up in the United States around the same time I was growing up, you’d know that voice, have seen the Christmas special with the stop motion animation. It's an iconic role. That's what I'm interested in." He paused, and laughed. "Or the ice ape, the ice monster. The Abominable Snow Monster."

I WILL NEVER NOT LOVE THIS DORK OF OURS.

( The full article. )

Y'know, I could actually see him as a musician. Rrowr. Oh, god. Totally just pictured him talking to the audience between songs. SO SPESHUL. "The guy that runs the computer that makes the robots do their thing." He added sadly, "But you can’t get that job." IT'S THE "SADLY" THAT MAKES THAT ALFDKJA. He mentions real estate, like Papa Harold. I wonder if he actually does know anything about the business. Most likely, hmn.

Can you imagine what the other part(s) will reveal? Oh, Galeface, never change. You keep on chucking chicken breasts and wanting to be Abominable Snow Monsters. <3

( 509, DH without the GH. )

( Gale updates, plus I scanned the TVGuide blurb. )

( The State of the Hair: Luke Snyder )

Getting caught up on Nuke before today's new ep! I have missed my gay boys muchly.

( 10-01 )

( 10-08 )

( 10-13 )

Man, did I pick the wrong week to be away from LJ or what? ALDFKJASL. Gale's been exercising his mad interview skillz, yo. And apparently his throwing arm.


"[Gale] picked up a chicken breast, enjoyed eating it and then accidentally dropped it. Instead of playing by the 5-second rule, he picked it up and then threw it like a bowling ball across the lawn, hitting a publicist in the foot." --here

MR. HOWARDFACE, YOU MAKE ME PEEPEE WITH YOUR BUTTERFINGERS AND LOVE OF POULTRY AND BOWLING. I BET YOU WERE TOTALLY AIMING FOR THAT EXACT FOOT TOO. GALE=BOWLING GOD Y'KNOW. *wheezes* How is it possible for him to be more adorkable than he already is?! ♥

Anyway, spent the evening getting caught up on all the Gale mentions/interviews from his recent mini press tour o' adorkableness and organized 'em in a nice little bullets list that would make even OCD!Brian Kinney proud.

Minor spoilers about Gale's DH character/first scene behind the cut.

( BEHOLD THE LINKINESS! )

There was not one "um" or "y'know." YOU KNOW HE SAID THEM. OMG STOP CLEANING UP HIS INTERVIEWS, BLOGGERS. Also? Darn Gale for being smarter than the average bear and somehow (aka showing up late) avoiding every single camera in existance for days. EVERY SINGLE CAMERA, PPL. *headdesk*

New Randy pics next post. MUAHAHAHAHA.

When Vanished premiered, it hit the ground running with a slightly less than remarkable one-hour debut that exploded (literally) introducing us to a laconic misanthropic FBI agent Grahm Kelton, played by Gale Howard (from Queer as Folk fame).

and

(And I was JUST talking to qaffangyrl about this Howard thing a couple of days ago and THEN IT HAPPENS ALDKJASLJ.)

( whole article )

Remember back when we were all excited about Gale having his own show? *wistful*

And, hey, here's a TV Guide article on Vanished that I musta been too pissed off about forgotten to scan back in Oct. Mentions the infamous Gale-is-a-diva rumor. *amused*

• Somehow I missed this photo when it made the original rounds, d'oh. Gale purdy. *skritches his beard with my nails* But, heh, reading his body language, I just can't shake the feeling that if the shot were wider, we'd see the gun being held to his back. OMG GALEFACE RELAAAX - THE CAMERA WILL NOT STEAL YOUR SOUL.

• [My friend in charge of the MySpace site/marketing to colleges] has told me that from what they have been told Gale will be at the LA Screening of the movie. He will be at the TFF in NY on May 2 and than will leave for LA the next day.

ALDFKJASLFKJASLDFKJASDFLJ. Gale and I will be sharing air kthx. ALSO GETTY TORTURES ME WITH NO PHOTOS YET OF HIM AT TFF. WHY THE HATE, GETTY, WHY THE HATE. :((

• My qaf_giftxchnge assignment kicks ass, whoo!

• Gale is a "rather dishy" hunk in this new Vanished article, but this we already knew.

• Picspams are full of pixely goodness, y'know. ♥ All I ask is that you spare me the details of how that one pic of Gale's back made you flick your clit until it threw sparks or how Randy's hair made you bounce harder on your dildo. TMI, PEOPLE, TMI.

• Justin returned from the bathroom and stared at his husband. "So, what do you want to name this baby?"

Brian looked to the ceiling searching for the answer. "I was thinking, if it's a boy, Sean Michael and for a girl, Seanna Michelle. They both mean God's Grace and who is like God."

Cos you know how close to God that Brian is. :|

ETA: I am ded. malli_ keeled me. Check out Gale's next project as that little known superhero, Fisting Man!

Gale Harold fans would like you to believe that the on-screen death of the show's leading man lead to the ratings collapse, though issues of quality and Friday night audience size were probably equally complicit.

It was totally us. You know it was.

WE ARE POWERFUL LIKE RANDY'S SERIOUS ACTOR DIRECT GAZE INTO A CAMERA.

( the whole article )

I believe the wise yet funkalicious Justin Timberlake said it best, yo.

Want proof how busy I've been? I haven't watched this week's Vanished yet. *cries* And I've been avoiding spoilers since 102, so I'm extra ancy to see who blows up all over Agent Kelton this week! (Seriously, there's a reason he is not part of the Bomb Squad. *BOOM*) Of course, my being smrt and not taping the right channel didn't help. So, yeah. Been downloading. *drums fingers impatiently* Meanwhile, I've been obsessing on Gale and recent Vanished articles.

Okay, see, there's this sex column, The Erogenous Zone, written by Justin Brook Taylor. And she's adding a new monthly(ish) feature: Sex Symbol Spotlight. AND GUESS WHO IS THE FIRST PROFILED -- WHY YES THAT WOULD BE OUR V. OWN PANSY-NAMED GALEFACE THANK YOU V. MUCH. *fondles bluebirdgirl for sending me this article* I may have started barking/pumping my fist at my monitor like I was at an Arsenio Hall taping. Fear my inner 1989 fangirl!

This week, I'm shining the spotlight on the delicious Gale Harold. Aside from being afflicted with a pansy name, this man has got it all-smarts, skills, and sex appeal.

His every feature, from those penetrating dark brown eyes to his shapely arms, combines to form a beauty that can only be described as divine. He's got a jawline sharp enough to grate cheese, big pillow lips, and an ass so beautiful that it should be framed and put up on the wall in the houses of every woman and gay man alive.

YOU KNOW I AM GOING TO CALL HIM "PILLOW LIPS" NOW.

( the full fangirl article )

OMG, get this. Both the site and article refused to load for me the first 374619 times I tried the link, so I did a search for the site and Gale's name for a fresh link, right? And it totally popped up.

( BUT LOOK AT WHAT THE FIRST SPONSORED LINK IS ALKJFSAL. )

And then there was another Gale interview (yay!) and along with me being tickled that once again he's laughing while answering questions, there was this quote:

He’s also prepared for viewers who may pester him for information about what’s coming up.
“I know quite a lot, but I don’t know everything there is. I’m not going to tell anybody anything,” he said with a laugh.

Translated into Galespeak: I totally know, and you may think you know, but you don't know and I know that even I don't know, you know?

( the whole article that mentions the uglynastyevil rumor )

And then there was that one Vanished rumor reference ( that made me frown )

Alas, no Pillow Lips news in next week's TV Guide (aside from the usual Monday description). My scanner and I gave each other woeful looks. But what did catch my eye was this in the Ausiello Report.

( cos if the rumor is true... )

I've been listening to Fergie's CD as I write this post and, wow, it is so bad. I like 3 songs outta 16 and one of those is with the Black-Eyed Peas. Oh, Fergie, I love you, girl. But not even your peepee pants could save you now.

And, okay, more I think about it, the more I like it: Brian (not Mr. Taylor) secretly wrote a website sex advice column. YOU KNOW HE DID OMG. "Dear Doctor Dick..."

Well. Guess there was no photoshoot for Gale & Co. after all.

Vanished is spotlighted, but it's down in the corner, quotes no one but Berman on Eddie, and uses a photo from FOX's old hotel promo shoot. At least the photo includes Gale.

The Buzz: "This kidnapping is part of a larger conspiracy," says creator Josh Berman (CSI). Soon Invasion's Eddie Cibrian will join the cast as a supervising FBI agent. "He's strong, passionate and driven," Berman says, "without the baggage that Kelton carries."

We Say: Though the mystery is intriguing enough, it takes a touch of genius to attain the propulsion of similar shows, like 24.

The Outlook: With Prison Break as a lead-in, Vanished shouldn't be banished too soon.

Lukewarm hope is better than outright dissing it, so that's something. And, well, thank god Eddie's character has no baggage. You know how we viewers just hate a multi-layered character. :|

The second scan is a recap of the show so far to help newbies catch up, the third is the show making it to the Hot List. Oh, and I didn't scan it, as it was just a small box of text, but Matt Roush comments on Monday's lineup with Vanished and CW's Runaway, "THE BIG BATTLE: As two new serialized thrillers go head-to-head, the odds favor Fox's Vanished, which unearths a deadly conspiracy after a senator's wife disappears." And for what it's worth, they don't think Kidnapped will last.

Also, I am v. v. v. v. excited about Studio 60. And Heroes. And The Nine and Ugly Betty and Brothers & Sisters. Cos, y'know, I do not watch enough TV aldkj. HURRY UP, FALL SEASON.