13 June 2007 @ 12:45 am
ready to fuck my way to the middle!  
OMG MY TV GIRLFRIEND KATHY GRIFFIN IS BACK!

I was trying to answer comments while the TV was on like usual, but was laughing too hard and finally had to wait for commercials. Oh, Kathy, my vajayjay and I have missed you!


• SHE GAVE NICK CARTER LYRICS TO SERANADE HER WITH. That's like meeting up with Gale and giving him an old B/J script page and asking him to run lines with you aldkfjasld. KATHY! ♥

• The parents who literally had one hand each covering their kid's ears as she cussed. Bwa!

• The chili cook-off. I.. uh... why did that one v. male Batman have big boobies? *blink*

• Dude, that Texas-Corral-boss!Tim guy was as ASS.

• I really want to see Tom pantsless and do naughty things to his boy bits. I can't help it, he dressed as Kathy and he waited on tables and he's dorky and funny, if a little obsessed with boobs and sports. I have boobs and I don't mind if he watches baseball while I do above naughty things to him.

• I can't handle it when Kathy cries! I start to cry too. :((((( Also, her dad dying is going to wreck me and Matt can suck donkey balls. I still can't believe he STOLE FROM HER. :| :| :|


 
 
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[identity profile] darkhorse488.livejournal.com on June 14th, 2007 06:26 pm (UTC)
This may be more than you care to know, but here goes!

My mother works at the theater she was performing at in my home town and managed to get tickets for her show and score a meet and great for me and 2 of my gays as a graduation gift. I was absolutely thrilled! When I went back stage Kathy Griffin takes one look at me, gets this horrified look on her face and says "omg how old are you?" I replied that I was 18 and she audibly sighs with relief stating that she thought I was 14 and she was afraid she was going to be sued!

She gave me a signed photograh, signed two tickets for my friends, and posed for a picture with us. I told her that one of my friends skipped his prom so he could come see her and she replied "I didn't go to my prom because no one asked me." We all thanked her and told her the show was amazing (which it was) and she said we were sweet. Aw. Just to prove I'm not making this up. :) (http://www.upsaid.com/files/darkhorse/KG-small.gif)
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[identity profile] url-girl.livejournal.com on June 15th, 2007 04:10 am (UTC)
ALFDJASLKJ. Oh, man, this story rocked. AND PHOTO! Also, omg, you are beyond ADORABLE. I wanna squish you. Thank you so much for sharing, darling! :">

*hearts you and Kathy*
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[identity profile] darkhorse488.livejournal.com on June 15th, 2007 04:44 am (UTC)
Thank you! You're too kind. I heart you too Ree. :P
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[identity profile] url-girl.livejournal.com on June 15th, 2007 04:52 am (UTC)
Awww, gosh. *blushes, toes the dirt*
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