He went and got syphilis and once again spent quality time with the CompUSA techs while I twiddled my thumbs. Oh, and the v. nice kid who checked him in? Was Lance Bass of boyband fame. I'm trying to tell him all about my beautiful-but-sick laptop and my brain is actually sing-songing *OMG YOU LOOK JUST LIKE LANCE BASS. DANCE, BASS, DANCE!*. It was disturbing. About as disturbing as my knowing who Lance Bass is.

<---My ass. She has been kicked.

OH, qaf_lims, BREAK UPS ARE SO HARD. I STILL LOVE YOU. CALL ME OKAY.

But you know what makes life brilliant again? Holding Gale in my own two hands. OMG moose74 HE ARRIVED SAFELY AND I AM FONDLING HIM RIGHT NOW. THANK YOU IN ALL CAPS.

( 24 )

Hmn, still need to watch House. And as much as I'm loving Lost, I find myself with nothing to actually, y'know, say after the ep. Thus, once again, I let my LYM talk for me:

*previously on...*



*Lost logo floats up*

I DO NOT EVEN CELEBRATE THIS HOLIDAY. AND WHATEVER I DID, I WOULD NEVER PUT RANDY'S (OR GALE'S) GIANT PASTED-ON HED ON A LEPRECHAUN. NEVER EVER.

That said, I will never Google "leprechaun" again. OMGWTF. THERE ARE SCARY-ASS LEPRECHAUNS OUT THERE.

04. 12. 25.

( is that a shamrock in your pocket, randy, or you just happy to see me? )

Hotel Sex

Remember that cap?

<--- People's Choice at qaf_lims OMG. THANK YOU, PEOPLES WHO VOTED. Also, am v. v. v. amused this ended up being part of my pasted-on heds post, heh.

What I Did This Weekend

I fought a shopping cart and the shopping cart won. I know this because my right ring finger is now fractured. Um, ow. At least it's not the same hand I smashed in a car door not a month ago. Ree, thy middle name is "accident prone". I get to wear this metal/foam splint thingie and try to do everything left handed. Typing with one hand = just stab me in the eye right now. This post took me all day yesterday to peck out. And going to the bathroom has never been so, er... interesting. Oh, Justin. How I envy your ambidextrous-edness. And your ability to pee standing up, with just a *shake-shake* when you're done.

So, yeah! Will catch up on old comments... slowly. And, wow. This week's qaf_lims entry should be fun.

*headdesk*

for waxrose, who needed some inspiration


One of the many photos from when Randy visited Los Angeles.

LJ has eaten my 24 post twice now. OKAY, LJ, I SURRENDER I SURRENDER WILL POST WHAT I HAVE ALFKJASD.

( 24 )

( house )

You? Are looking at a qaf_lims's survivor for yet another week. Now to just make this week's alkfjas. IT IS HOTEL SEX, PEOPLE. WITH JUSTIN-NIPPLES. AND BRIAN'S BRACELET O' LUV. *ORGASMS*

ETA: OMG. waxrose WROTE ME DISNEYLAND RPS. *FLAILS*

The stupendous starsandsmials found new (to me) theatre-is-my-life!Randy pics yesterday. I squeed. I flailed. It was rather noisy here, that's all I'm saying.

HOWEVER THIS ONE PHOTO REQUIRES CLOSER INSPECTION. PLZ NOTE:



But, wait, there's more!

( sing it, sistah )

Glasses, jeans and hat alkfjdasljf. Also, I recognize that checkered shirt. :X :X :X

(YET MORE) ICONS ARE IN MY FUTURE, OH HELL YEAH.

Anyone know what production this is? I have a deep NEED to know what he is actually sing-yelling, kthx.

OH! And I survived another week at qaf_lims! Granted, I didn't have to actually make an icon this week because of the special challenge, but, eh, details.

And now I must go search for sustenance. *growling stomach rivals thunder outside*

"...and we were fucking mid-air."
Now that's a quickie.

I can't believe only one more day left. :(

YOU NEED TO VOTE AT qaf_lims. IS MATTER OF LIFE AND DEATH. DO IT. SEE ICON OKAY.

LJ. Your new autosave feature is giving me an eye tick.

Steer, Randy, steer that big giant penis on skates!
Even if you have to plug your ears to keep from hearing Gale's demand you not like, kill him. Backseat drivers, eeesh!

Who could forget when Gale topped Randy on the ice. Now read what happened next with theleapingmuse's cracktastic G/R Figure Skaters: The True Hollywood Story.

Taking a deep breath, Gale picked his partner up and launched him across the ice.

The visual of that just kills me on so many levels.

And now for this week's dose of Gay Lovers On TV...

( House - The Wilson & Greg Hour )

And we won't discuss how I randomly fell asleep sometime during 24's Previously on... WTF, body. Stop being old at inconvenient times. Thankfully, the tape was still runnining from recording House. Will commence with the watching today. It can distract me from the sheer lack of GG's Logan tonight. *cries*

PIMP ALERT: Okay, so, you've stalked us from afar, yearning to join the speshul kids. Well, hey, quit it. qaf_lims is having a special round this week where anyone can jump on board. So, um, be like Brian on the hospital roof and think about jumping, okay? YOU HAVE UNTIL FRIDAY. Oh, oh! And the pic? Is of Brian. AND HE HAS A WATCH ON OKAY. That's hot.

( Grey's Anatomy )

I was going to talk about last week's biggie shows here, but, um, I've forgotten what happened on them already. Jack killed some more people, I do know that. And Rory and Logan were adorable. As were House and his oncologist lovah. And something happened on Lost, too. All I know is that Sawyer was all but naked for most of the hour. The rest is a blur.

ALSO OMG: I SURVIVED ANOTHER WEEK AT qaf_lims *'tard dance* We're heading into the last five rounds. Dead Iconmaker Walking, that's me.

One damned fined fuzzy blowjob. Or, How Brian really lost his nut.
P.S. qaf_lims Go on, you know you want to.