Let's pretend I'm all caught up on everything for a couple more days, shall we? :P I swear, it will happen! Until then, I bring you music. Cos I love mah flist. ♥

All righty, so, last Valentine's Day we had the Ode to Brian Kinney's Cock by one Justin Taylor (now with reupped links, woot!). And this year, I thought, hey, time for Brian to return the favor with a little CD mix of his own. I bring you the companion piece, An Ode to Justin Taylor's Ass by the man who knows it best, Mr. Brian Kinney. ;)



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( You know 'Baby Got Back' is so the first song. )

Was making my annual Holy Day Galemix and thought it'd be fun if we turned it into a big ole group effort. :D I've started it with a few songs and the cover art. Now it's your turn!

AKA Help Ree Compile The Best Galeface B-Day Mix Evah!

Step 1: Think of a song (or 2 or 10) that you think would make an awesome Gale!song. Silly, serious, cracky, tv skit song, anything at all.
Step 2: Comment with it! Feel free to upload the song/link to lyrics /write bad!fic song drabbles in comments aldkja. Come back as often as you like to add.
Step 3: Check out everyone else's songs!
Step 4: I'll give it until Monday to gather all the titles and add them to the back cover.


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( 29 plus 10 years )

Forget the chocolates with the carbs and the pink-hearted cards and flowers that make your boyfriend sneer and shake his head in pity for the suckers of the world. Because one Justin Taylor made Brian a Valentine's Day gift they both can whole-heartedly support--it's all about Brian's cock. ;)



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( he really is large. he's gonna poke someone's eye out one day. )

♥ HAPPY BRIAN KINNEY COCK DAY, FLIST! ♥

Almost forgot to post this here aldfja. My contribution as a guest star over at lizathon last weekend during Blogathon. ♥



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( now get your platform shoes on and let's boogie! )

Cos nothing says *yay you were born!!!* and *we are so BFF* and *p.s. I love you in teh gay way, omg, do mee!!!* more than singing '80s duets together, baby.

Oh, yes. Karaoke is v. powerful like that.



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( *turns on karaoke machine, flips on the pink stage lights, taps mic* )

Just imagine Gale and Randy singing these to each other and getting all into it, swaying back and forth, arms around each other aldkjas. I DIE.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MR. HOWARD! ♥

*orders another round of drinks for everyone*

Brian Kinney does not listen to bubblegum rock. He especially does not have a secret hard-on for Britney Spears songs. Never has he hummed along to "I'm a Slave 4 U" while in the grocery store, nor practiced his choreographed dance moves to the "Oops! ...I Did It Again" video when alone and drunk.

Thus, it's common knowledge to, well, everyone, that he would never burn himself a 95%-Britney workout mix CD for the treadmill. And, for fuck's sake, whatever he did, those songs would never, ever be compiled and burned in an order that reminded Mr. Kinney of himself and one Mr. Taylor.

Because Mr. Kinney does not listen to bubblegum rock.

EXCEPT WHEN HE TOTALLY DOES. YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE. WE SEE THAT BRITNEY'S GREATEST HITS CD CASE STICKING OUT FROM UNDER THE COUCH, BRIAN.

Dedicated to my cabbers. It may be months late, but it's still all your fault, BFF.



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( the non-existant songs brian will go to his grave denying he owns )

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( the songs )

PS - I fixed the links on the last post. So if you were having problems earlier, it's safe to try again. Ree = smrt like Gale.