Brian Kinney does not listen to bubblegum rock. He especially does not have a secret hard-on for Britney Spears songs. Never has he hummed along to "I'm a Slave 4 U" while in the grocery store, nor practiced his choreographed dance moves to the "Oops! ...I Did It Again" video when alone and drunk.

Thus, it's common knowledge to, well, everyone, that he would never burn himself a 95%-Britney workout mix CD for the treadmill. And, for fuck's sake, whatever he did, those songs would never, ever be compiled and burned in an order that reminded Mr. Kinney of himself and one Mr. Taylor.

Because Mr. Kinney does not listen to bubblegum rock.

EXCEPT WHEN HE TOTALLY DOES. YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE. WE SEE THAT BRITNEY'S GREATEST HITS CD CASE STICKING OUT FROM UNDER THE COUCH, BRIAN.

Dedicated to my cabbers. It may be months late, but it's still all your fault, BFF.



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[01] My Prerogative - Britney Spears
They say I'm nasty / But I don't give a damn / Getting boys is how I live

[02] Outrageous - Britney Spears
Sexy as I wanna be / Got these fellas chasin' me / Outrageous / When I move my body / Outrageous / When I'm at a party / Outrageous / In my sexy jeans / Outrageous / When I'm on the scene / Outrageous / My sex drive / Outrageous

[03] Turn You On - Paris Hilton
Everybody's lookin' at me / But that's all right I like attention / The club's not hot until I walk through / They stop and stare and watch me move

[04] I Love Rock 'n' Roll - Britney Spears
I saw him dancing there by the record machine / I knew he must have been about seventeen / The beat was going strong playing my favorite song / I could tell it wouldn't be long til he was with me

[05] (I Got That) Boom Boom - Britney Spears
I see you looking my way / And I know that you have something to say / Watching every inch of my body / Like you wanted to play (so here we go)

[06] The Hook Up - Britney Spears
Baby, I can’t believe everything your body makes me wanna do / And the way that you move on the floor / Back it up, na / Bump ya rump, na / Grab my waist, na / Work it out, na / Grab my shoulder / Pick it up, na / Take it lower / To the floor, na

[07] Boys - Britney Spears
What would it take for you to just leave with me? / Not tryin' to sound conceited but / Me and you were meant to be (yeah) / Let's turn this dance floor into our own little nasty world

[08] Turn It Up - Paris Hilton
When I lose my clothes / You like that don't ya / Let's get exposed / 'Cause you know you want to / Gonna make me scream / (Gonna make you scream) / Wanna cause a riot / Make a lot of noise / I don't wanna be quiet

[09] Irresistible - Jessica Simpson
Don't you try and tell me that he's not my type / To hide what I feel inside when he makes me weak with desire / I know that I'm supposed to make him wait / Let him think I like the chase but I can't stop fanning the fire / I know I meant to say no / But he's irresistible

[10] Oops! ...I Did It Again - Britney Spears
I think I did it again / I made you believe we're more than just friends / It might seem like a crush / But it doesn't mean that I'm serious

[11] What U See (Is What You Get) - Britney Spears
I know you watch me when I'm dancin' / When I party with my friends / I can feel your eyes on my back, baby / I can't have no chains around me, baby, can't you see / I could be anything you dream of, but I gotta feel free / You should never try to change me / I can be nobody else / And I like the way I am

[12] Get Mine, Get Yours - Christina Aguilera
If you see me with a man, understand that you can't question me / The feelings that you caught ain't my fault, can't help your jealousy / So, come on and freak my body / We can get nasty naughty / All night a private party

[13] What It's Like To Be Me - Britney Spears
If you wanna stay around (I’m telling you) you’ve got to figure me out / Take your time or you lose / This is my game, my rules / And I can see, obviously, baby, you don't know what it's like to be me

[14] I've Just Begun (Having My Fun) - Britney Spears
Inside me there's something I found / I wanna shop around / I just begun / Don't wanna settle down

[15] Candyman - Christina Aguilera
Well by now I'm getting all bothered and hot / When he kissed my mouth he really hit the spot / He had lips like sugar cane / Good things come to boys who wait

[16] Toxic - Britney Spears
A guy like you should wear a warning / It’s dangerous / I’m fallin’

[17] The Way You Do Me - JoJo
Boy, the way you do me / Why you gotta be so good when you give it to me? / I been tryin' to think of ways to tell ya no / Same time I been thinkin' I'd be crazy ta let ya go

[18] I'm a Slave 4 U - Britney Spears
I cannot hold it; I cannot control it / I'm a slave (it just feels right) for you (it just feels good) / I won't deny it; I'm not trying to hide it

[19] I Want You - Paris Hilton
When you're lookin' like that and I'm feelin' like this / You make my head spin round and I wanna kiss / I want you / And I think you should know / I want you and I won't let you go

[20] Nobody Til You - Lindsay Lohan
Til you, I was nothing but lonely nights / Somebody is making me the only one in the room / So take me shake me / If you want you can chase me / Love me for me and stay away from the door

P.S. Ree, much like Brian Kinney, totally has not taken to listening to this mix when she works out. Her resulting goofy grin also does not resemble anything Brian Kinney may sport in a similar instance.

Okay, I'm going to bed now.