Fascination - Alphabeat. I'm on crack, so I currently can't upload it, but it's easy to find if I did.

Good one!

I've been waiting for your 'ode to Gale's Birthday' post all day. LOL.

See Me, Roll Me, Smoke Me by Major Goodvibes (http://www.mix2r.com/node/964)

I have NO idea where & how to upload the song, but Tom Jones version of "Sex Bomb" its hot & sexy, just like him, hope you can find it, thanks Jxx

My offering is The Happy Happy Birthday Song by The Arrogant Worms (click here to watch it on YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Xea1OfMYdM)). It's cheeky and sarcastic, but clever. Besides, it's got a wicked banjo and a mention of Skippy, the bush kangaroo. You really can't go wrong there!

Lyrics:

Once a year we celebrate
With stupid hats and plastic plates
The fact that you were able to make
Another trip around the sun

And the whole clan gathers round
And gifts and laughter do abound
And we let out a joyful sound
And sing that stupid song

Happy birthday!
Now you're one year older!
Happy birthday!
Your life still isn't over!
Happy birthday!
You did not accomplish much
But you didn't die this year
I guess that's good enough

So let's drink to your fading health
And hope you don't remind yourself
The chance of finding fame and wealth
Decrease with every year

Does it feel like you're doing laps
And eating food and taking naps
And hoping that someday perhaps
Your life will hold some cheer

Happy birthday!
What have you done that matters?
Happy birthday!
You're starting to get fatter
Happy birthday!
It's downhill from now on
Try not to remind yourself
Your best years are all gone

If cryogenics were all free
Then you could live like walt disney
And live for all eternity
Inside a block of ice

But instead your time is set
This is the only life you get
And though it hasn't ended yet
Sometimes you wish it might

Happy birthday!
You wish you had more money
Happy birthday!
Your life's so sad it's funny
Happy birthday!
How much more can you take?
But your friends are hungry
So just cut the stupid cake

Happy birthday!
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday, dear...
(random calling out of names, including ralph, bill, ralph kramden,
Skippy, the bush kangaroo, and the b-b-b-b-b-bu-bu-bu- that leads into
"dangerous")

I LOVE THAT SONG. I knew there was a bitchy b-day song out there, but I couldn't remember what it was in time and then you found it! :X

oh - Oh! Hm .... *thinks*

I suggest Bob Seger's "Old Time Rock'n'Roll" because I that shiny little world of mine Gale did a performance just like that at least twice when he was all high and stuff *nods*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilaUVGjMkJo
I mean seriously, can't you just SEE it XD?

And then - even though it's so lame LOL - Afro Man's "Because I got high" *G*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=305vRNoofr8
J+Silent Bob+ Pothead!Gale = OTP

Great Idea for a project ♥

::Edit::

Forgot this one! Gale's a dork, we know that *G* And I think Weezer's "Pork and Beans" fits perfect for that *g*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WanLLnVixC4

"I'mma do the things
That I wanna do
I ain't got a thing
To prove to you
I'll eat my candy
With the pork and beans
Excuse my manners
If I make a scene
I ain't gonna wear
The clothes that you like
I'm finally dandy
With the me inside
One look in the mirror
And I'm tickled pink
I don't give a hoot
About what you think"

OH GOD YES. Every.single.one.of.these. The Wheezer one even mentions his love of candy and FU fashion sense. :X :X :X

And I'm with you--Gale has sooooo slid across his floor in his underwear while high. Preferably while Randy was there, just as high, and giggly maniacally on his floor. ;D

AND THE "HIGH" ONE NOW HAS ME THINKING OF GALE MAKING A SIMILAR VID AND POSTING IT ON YOUTUBE ALDFJA.

*ded*

I will be back with Galeful song later but I need to snagg that beyoutiful pic of Brian Gale with a little birthday hat on.
tweedygal posted a Brian birthday drabble here (http://tweedygal.insanejournal.com/58514.html)
I need to skip over there and show Tweeds ;)

AWWWW. My little pimp, thank you. :X

How about "Let me Roll It" by Paul McCartney?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jwesp_KgoXs

*cracks up* I love it!

I Kissed a Girl - Katy Perry.

I bet his boyfriend DID mind. ;)

'Fever'

Never know how much I love you
Never know how much I care
When Randy you put your arms around me
I give you fever that's so hard to bare

Gale gives me Randy fever
When you kiss me Randy
Fever when you hold me tight
Fever
In the morning
Fever all through the night

Sun(shine) lights up the day time
Moon lights up the night
I light up when you call my name
You know I'm gonna treat you right

Everybody's got the fever for Gale
That is something you all know
Fever isn't such a new thing
Fever started long ago in 2001

Romeo Gale loves Juliet Randy
Juliet she Randy he felt the same
When he put his arms around her him
He said RandyJuliet baby your my flame

Now give me fever
When we're kissing
Fever with that (burning bright) flame in you
Fever
I'm a fire
Fever yeah I burn for you

YOU = FTW!!!!

*still dying*

I'm Yours by Jason Mraz is the song Gale and Randy sing to each other when they're hanging out at the beach getting high. :) Can't you picture it?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkHTsc9PU2A

Well you done done me and you bet I felt it
I tried to be chill but you're so hot that I melted
I fell right through the cracks
And now I'm trying to get back
Before the cool done run out
I'll be giving it my bestest
Nothing's going to stop me but divine intervention
I reckon it's again my turn to win some or learn some

But I won't hesitate no more, no more
It cannot wait, I'm yours

Well open up your mind and see like me
Open up your plans and damn you're free
Look into your heart and you'll find love love love
Listen to the music of the moment people dance and sing
We're just one big family.
It's your God-forsaken right to be loved love loved love love

So I won't hesitate no more, no more
It cannot wait I'm sure
There's no need to complicate
Our time is short
This is our fate, I'm yours

I've been spending way too long checking my tongue in the mirror
And bending over backwards just to try to see it clearer
But my breath fogged up the glass
And so I drew a new face and I laughed
I guess what I be saying is there ain't no better reason
To rid yourself of vanities and just go with the seasons
It's what we aim to do
Our name is our virtue

But I won’t hesitate no more, no more
It cannot wait I’m yours
Well open up your mind and see like me
Open up your plans and damn you’re free
And Look into your heart
And you’ll find
The sky is yours
So please, don’t please
don’t please, no please
There’s no need to complicate
‘Cause our time is short
This is, this is, this is our fate, I’m yours

YES YES YES OH GOD YESSSSS. :D :D :D And they sit around and plot out this complicated musical number to go with their singing, but never actually do it, cos, y'know, hiiiiiiiiiigh.

"Hash Pipe" by Weezer.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=du0wJzA9JfM

ALKDFASLKJF. *dies*

The song that immediately came to mind was T Rex's Jeepster (http://www.sendspace.com/file/41v11p) because Gale reportedly requested it at a DVD signing. (http://www.amazon.com/gp/richpub/syltguides/fullview/2A7IIIKVR5ZNS) So that's my Gale song. And it's pretty cool, too.

This song has such awesome lyrics, I swear. I can soooo see Gale listening to it and loving the "universe reclining in your hair" and "way you flip your hip it always makes me weak" lines. Guh. Good pick! *high-fives*

Awww, what a wonderful idea. ♥

I'd like to add Heart's Magic man (http://rapidshare.com/files/128765418/Magic_Man.mp3.html).
But try to understand, try to understand, try to understand, try try try to understand. He's a magic man! :D

And due to the recent events on Desperate Housewives, how about I kissed a girl (http://rapidshare.com/files/128765972/I_Kissed_A_Girl.mp3.html) by Katy Perry?
I kissed a girl and I liked it. The taste of her cherry chap stick. I kissed a girl just to try it. I hope my boyfriend don't mind it. It felt so wrong, it felt so right. Don't mean I'm in love tonight.

That song just speaks the truth about Gale! Gale Magic Man Howard. ;D

*adds both to list*

:X

Richard Dreyfuss performed this Leon Redbone classic on SNL waaay back in the early eighties. He was perched atop an upright piano and let his inner vamp out to play. Gale would do it proud. I couldn't find a video but here's a small sample of the lyric.

(sung very cheekily)

I wanna be seduced,
I wanna Randy to take me out to dinner for two;
I'd like to see his eyes get moony
Flirting with the thought of what a little flirting outta to do.
I'd like to be real cool
Let him figure out what I really mean, instead
of havin' a chat about African genesis, psychokinesis
or something Stanislavsky said.

I might demure politely,
Or falter slightly
If he tries to fondle my knee,
But I'm relatively certain that I'd come across if I know me.

*flails* YES YES! I so remember that and, oh, god, so perfect for Gale's sense of humor, heeeee. Also, you gave me a happy memory. My dad used to ADORE Leon Redbone.

I Wish I Were (http://www.box.net/shared/pny1n2e4gg) by Da Vinci's Notebook

Side to Side (http://www.box.net/shared/4wfoqycw88) by 36 Mafia

I'll have you know I just peepeed myself.

Thought of another one...I'm assuming Gale likes Junior Wells from this most excellent Gale-quote when he was asked if he enjoys dressing up,
"I do. Especially if I have enough time to enjoy getting ready, like a summer night when the sun is setting late, condensation from the vodka tonic's leaving water rings on the furniture, maybe some Junior Wells on the stereo. The simple act of cinching a Windsor knot gets kinda deep."

So how about "Got My Mojo Working" by Junior Wells? lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJUdPrIFHpQ

OMG GOOD ONE. Gale so puts that one on his record player when he's walking around his house, getting pretty to go out and no one will ever be able to convince me otherwise. :X

HAHA it looks as though you pasted Mr Howard's head on Randy's body! Hurhurhur.

AND OMG! "Not My Name" is like the perfect song for him hahaha! I'm late for work but I'll come back with songs! I've got one now, I'll upload it later.

Placebo - Pure Morning

"A friend in needs a friend indeed,
A friend with weed is better"

;)

OMG, it does resemble Randy's fashion sense, don't it? :P

AHAHAHAHA YES. Excellent choice!

Have to think of a song, but I just had to comment on the awesomeness of the cover art. *cackles*

You're sweet, thank you! ;) :X

*=D ♥♥ kisses*

One in a 1000000. freakish_ct made this awesome vid of it. GUH!!! WE LOVE YOU GALE!!!! Here:

http://freakish-ct.livejournal.com/66334.html?thread=467486

So Gale. :X

*smoooches you 1,000,000 times*

It's waaay too simple but I can't help it - for me, the ultimate Cale!song is Jack Hylton "Happy Feet" from 122, it's just exactly what I feel, what I see in him. :) It's all about the sound, not the lyrics, though.

I'm totally with you on this one! :D

omgomgomg i was worried that Galeface won't get anything speshul from his devoted fans, but lucky him, there's you <3

Lullatone - Bedroom Bossa Beat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt66avmL0vk

the little bird is carrying a tiny seed which it plants in a little hole, which makes me totally think about Gale D: And the song and clip are very cute and speshul too.
There's also 'up up, into the sky' part, you know. It makes me think of Gale in bed too.

Eeeeeeeee-- I'll be back hopefully with a dl link, I think!

The first song I recommend is not really a Gale song. But I allways think of him when I hear this song. It´s "The Brian Song" by Monthy Python. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JVBQYwuTbo)

Brian. The babe they called 'Brian'
He grew,... grew, grew, and grew
Grew up to be grew up to be
A boy called 'Brian'
A boy called 'Brian'

He had arms... and legs... and hands... and feet, (Ohh yes, we know!!)
This boy... whose name was 'Brian'
And he grew,... grew, grew, and grew
Grew up to be
Yes, he grew up to be
A teenager called 'Brian'
A teenager called 'Brian'

And his face became spotty beautiful
Yes, his face became spotty beautiful
And his voice dropped down low
And things started to grow (Oh dear!)
On young Brian and show
He was certainly no
No girl named 'Brian'
Not a girl named 'Brian'

And he started to shave
And have one off the wrist
And want to see girls BOYS
And go out and get pissed,
A man called 'Brian'
This man called 'Brian'
The man they called 'Brian'
This man called 'Brian'!

In view of the occasion I think we need "Happy Birthday" performed by New Kids on the Block!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1stV2V6TSMY) :)

And last but not least "So damn Beautiful" by Polaroid. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MS-7hOrdi5A)

What do you think of me?
Are you quite proud of this make-believe
The come down, that hangs around everything
You can admire in that girl BOY
She's He´s so.. damn.. beautiful

What do you see in me?
Are you quite proud of this make-believe
The feelin' that hangs around everything
You once admired in that girl BOY
You're so.. damn.. beautiful

I will see you rise again
And I will feel you fly again
You're so wonderful
I will be there by your side
You're so wonderful

You're so damn beautiful

[...]

What about SEXY MOTHER FUCKER or maybe CREAM by Prince,I have no idea how to upload the song,I'm such an idiot!!
I still can't figure out how to use this fucking laptop,but,in time,maybe by 2010 I will :(
I've read all the choices,and so far so good,great choices,it's like you are gonna have a lot of work,deciding wich one is the best for this.

Happy birthday Gale!!!:)

OMG PRINCE :X Those are both eeeexcellent picks, hon. *adds to the list* No worries on uploading, darling, I can find 'em easy.

That's the great part--all the songs are making the cut. It's whatever songs everyone comes up with; no wrong answers here. Plus, y'know, less work for me, hee! I suck at making decisions. ;D

Now get back to figuring out that laptop, woman! ;D

An original song for the mix:

Queer as Folk family started
When Deb Novotny farted
in rainbows and retarded
plotlines and ass-fuck’ry.

Gale Howard hotly stumbled
Rand Harrison ne’er fumbled
together they confumbled
fan girls’ damp, damp panties.

The cast and crew reported
Deep rimming and assorted
long waits while they consorted
lean Howard and Randy.

The trailer it caught fire
One night when Gale retired
Rand pissed ’pon the quagmire
and Howard howled in glee.

He fell among the ashes
His upturned butt craved lashes
But Rand poked in haphashes
in rainbow fuckery!

Nice tie on the birthday boy.

*dies* I love you, I reallyreally doooo.

The Reefer Song by Mindless Drug Hoover

One sunny day I was riding my bike and smoking a joint 'cause thats what I like,
A policeman stopped and and began to stare and he said,
"Hey sonny what you smokin there?"
I said...

"its a reefer do you want some policeman,
its a reefer do you want a blast,
its a reefer do you want some policeman,
or would u prefer me to shove it up your ass?" .....


God I wish I could find it for you :(

OMG I HAVE THAT SONG! :D :D :D Cracks.me.up. The version I have says it's by Corky & the Juicepigs, but I'm not sure of that at all. Anyway, woooot! *adds to list*

Hi. I just saw the link for this in the newsletter thing.

They call me 'Howard'. They call me 'Gayle'. They call me 'Herrold'. They call me 'Gordon'. That's not my name.

♥ ♥ ♥

Perfect.

Can't you just imagine Gale hearing that song and being all "THAT'S ME." adlfja.

*loves on you*

My contribution, if no one else has done it is

I'm Too Sexy by Right Said Fred (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipZDG6__Zfc)

ohh and later on...

I shake my little tush

*dies*

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh, man, that's a perfect one.

Thank you! :D

*adds to the list*