24 October 2006 @ 08:36 am
cockalicious mail call, baby  
OMG [livejournal.com profile] sanami276, ALDKFJASLKDFJASLKFDJA!!!!!1


OMG YOU SENT ME A GUMMY COCK ORGY AND I ♥ YOU OKAY

I started soon as I opened it. And your handwriting is JUST like I thought it would be! All curvy and artistic and fun just like you. Everything you wrote - you know I feel the same about you, right? Cos I do, big time. ♥ Of course, it took me awhile to realize there was even writing inside because the card itself was so fucking gorgeous alkdfjasd. Seriously, I had to flatten and scan it -- not only to make it MY NEW WALLPAPER OMG -- but also to brag about your talent. Girl, you're an artiste like Justin. But I already knew this. ;)



IT'S SO PRETTY Imagine this three times the size and that's my wallpaper, guh.


And then I started playing with my food.


If you lick two cocks, they'll stick together. Much like in real life.


Aww, it's a S4!Brian cock. Tasted good, too.


My bed is happy to see me. *boing* Or, no, wait -- it's Viagra!Ted cock, heh.

I was going to do more for this Gummy Cock Photoshoot -- but I was snacking on them as I worked and, um, ran out of little subjects. I like cock, duh.

PS - I swear your package is in the mail.


And as if this wasn't enough to give me a happy sugar high, my twin [livejournal.com profile] moose74 sent me my v. own copy of Gale's DW eps. MFACE, I &hearts you! And I miss you like whoa.

THANK YOU, GIRLS!
 
 
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[identity profile] kaneda-fights.livejournal.com on October 31st, 2006 09:17 pm (UTC)
OMG, that's so cool! Yummy! :P I already have dirty thoughts, I'm good at it! *behave! boy* Pity, we don't have such things in our stores!!!

But I recently saw a cute fluffy teddy bear with huuuge cock - yeah, a new Beate Uhse sex shop was opened in the center of our city. :))))))) Obviously I rushed and examined everything there and... f*u*c*k - no gay toys???!!! That's real homophobia and discrimination. :))))) ;)))) :PPPP

Hey, I wanted to make friends and invite you to my LJ - LOL, shameless self-pimpage going on there - I finally opened the Randy fansite! Yay for this! so I'm pimping it right now - link is in my most recent entry. :)))

Ok, back to the cocks - now every time I eat gummy bears or anything similar I have naughty thoughts - thanks to you! Love ya! But my friends are scared! :))))))))
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[identity profile] url-girl.livejournal.com on November 1st, 2006 01:09 pm (UTC)
Well, okay, you and all things cocklike are just adorable, I just so wanna put you in my pocket. :X

Also, you have no idea how excited I am about randy-harrison.co.uk! There's so much pretty! Beautiful job. ♥
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