24 October 2006 @ 08:36 am
cockalicious mail call, baby  
OMG [livejournal.com profile] sanami276, ALDKFJASLKDFJASLKFDJA!!!!!1


OMG YOU SENT ME A GUMMY COCK ORGY AND I ♥ YOU OKAY

I started soon as I opened it. And your handwriting is JUST like I thought it would be! All curvy and artistic and fun just like you. Everything you wrote - you know I feel the same about you, right? Cos I do, big time. ♥ Of course, it took me awhile to realize there was even writing inside because the card itself was so fucking gorgeous alkdfjasd. Seriously, I had to flatten and scan it -- not only to make it MY NEW WALLPAPER OMG -- but also to brag about your talent. Girl, you're an artiste like Justin. But I already knew this. ;)



IT'S SO PRETTY Imagine this three times the size and that's my wallpaper, guh.


And then I started playing with my food.


If you lick two cocks, they'll stick together. Much like in real life.


Aww, it's a S4!Brian cock. Tasted good, too.


My bed is happy to see me. *boing* Or, no, wait -- it's Viagra!Ted cock, heh.

I was going to do more for this Gummy Cock Photoshoot -- but I was snacking on them as I worked and, um, ran out of little subjects. I like cock, duh.

PS - I swear your package is in the mail.


And as if this wasn't enough to give me a happy sugar high, my twin [livejournal.com profile] moose74 sent me my v. own copy of Gale's DW eps. MFACE, I &hearts you! And I miss you like whoa.

THANK YOU, GIRLS!
 
 
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[identity profile] suzvoy.livejournal.com on October 24th, 2006 08:42 am (UTC)
Hee!
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[identity profile] url-girl.livejournal.com on October 24th, 2006 08:48 am (UTC)
Hey, you! *hip bump*
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(no subject) - [identity profile] suzvoy.livejournal.com on October 24th, 2006 10:00 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [identity profile] url-girl.livejournal.com on October 24th, 2006 10:07 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [identity profile] suzvoy.livejournal.com on October 24th, 2006 10:18 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [identity profile] suzvoy.livejournal.com on October 24th, 2006 10:18 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [identity profile] tamalinn.livejournal.com on October 24th, 2006 02:07 pm (UTC)
(no subject) - [identity profile] suzvoy.livejournal.com on October 24th, 2006 05:58 pm (UTC)
(no subject) - [identity profile] url-girl.livejournal.com on October 25th, 2006 09:49 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [identity profile] suzvoy.livejournal.com on October 25th, 2006 10:38 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [identity profile] url-girl.livejournal.com on October 25th, 2006 03:31 pm (UTC)
(no subject) - [identity profile] suzvoy.livejournal.com on October 25th, 2006 03:58 pm (UTC)
(no subject) - [identity profile] url-girl.livejournal.com on October 26th, 2006 09:13 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [identity profile] suzvoy.livejournal.com on October 26th, 2006 09:46 am (UTC)
[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_alicesprings/ on October 24th, 2006 09:27 am (UTC)
Awwwww, how sweet! For reals!
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[identity profile] url-girl.livejournal.com on October 24th, 2006 09:31 am (UTC)
Really reals! *on a sugar high still* :D
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[identity profile] cora-cora.livejournal.com on October 24th, 2006 09:56 am (UTC)
*laugh my ass off*

These are the most adorable cocks I've ever seen. XD XD XD
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[identity profile] url-girl.livejournal.com on October 24th, 2006 09:59 am (UTC)
I KNOW RIGHT. And they're snack size! Which I guess isn't the thing a guy really would want to hear about his cock, but something I was totally grateful for while I ate 'em. ;))
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(no subject) - [identity profile] cora-cora.livejournal.com on October 24th, 2006 10:04 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [identity profile] url-girl.livejournal.com on October 24th, 2006 10:09 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [identity profile] cora-cora.livejournal.com on October 24th, 2006 10:13 am (UTC)
[identity profile] paddies.livejournal.com on October 24th, 2006 10:27 am (UTC)
OMG cock!orgy!! :D:D:D

If you lick two cocks, they'll stick together. Much like in real life.

*DED*

Aww, it's a S4!Brian cock. Tasted good, too.

*pets ball-less Brian* :((
I'd love to have a taste of that cock, too... even ball-less... ;))

Or, no, wait -- it's Viagra!Ted cock, heh.

Uhm. I like to picture it as Viagra!Brian cock...especially if it comes (*g*) attached with Justin's ass... ;-)

P.S. Cutest present ever. :x:x:x
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[identity profile] ohfreckle.livejournal.com on October 24th, 2006 06:00 pm (UTC)
Uhm. I like to picture it as Viagra!Brian cock...especially if it comes (*g*) attached with Justin's ass... ;-)

omg, ded.
I should go and see if they have ass gums. They had boobs, hmmm...

Because cock gum + ass gum = tasty BJ ;)
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(no subject) - [identity profile] paddies.livejournal.com on October 26th, 2006 06:57 pm (UTC)
[identity profile] url-girl.livejournal.com on October 25th, 2006 03:57 pm (UTC)
*pets ball-less Brian* :((

He likes that, y'know. ;))

I'd love to have a taste of that cock, too... even ball-less... ;))

Randy may taste like cumin, but I bet Gale tastes more like cinnamon. And weed. :P
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[identity profile] lunachickk.livejournal.com on October 24th, 2006 01:05 pm (UTC)
BWAHAHAHAHA! WE NEED MORE GUMMY COCK PHOTOSHOOT! I want gummy cocks! LMAO

OMG, your card is so beautiful!

(did I miss your birthday or something? *prepares to hang head in shame*)
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[identity profile] url-girl.livejournal.com on October 25th, 2006 09:35 am (UTC)
Your icon is cracking me up. Could that be more perfect for this post? I do not think so!

Oh, nah, no worries. We were just trading letters. ;)
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[identity profile] tamalinn.livejournal.com on October 24th, 2006 02:05 pm (UTC)
Aww, it's a S4!Brian cock. Tasted good, too.
*cackles*
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[identity profile] url-girl.livejournal.com on October 25th, 2006 09:36 am (UTC)
Hee! Clean-shaven and EVERYthing. :P
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[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/malli_/ on October 24th, 2006 02:10 pm (UTC)
LOL oh that's just adorable! S4!Brian cock!! *cracks up*
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[identity profile] url-girl.livejournal.com on October 25th, 2006 09:37 am (UTC)
So adorable! :D
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[identity profile] daphne121.livejournal.com on October 24th, 2006 02:41 pm (UTC)
They're so cute! So much better than boring old gummi bears!
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[identity profile] url-girl.livejournal.com on October 25th, 2006 09:38 am (UTC)
And a lot more filling! :P
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[identity profile] ohfreckle.livejournal.com on October 24th, 2006 05:57 pm (UTC)
omg, you licked cock? Good girl *pets*

Heh, I'm glad you liked it, I was afraid some freak at the post office opened it and gobbled all the cock ;)

You want to brag about my talent? Yay for free promotion Duh, I'm nowhere as talented as Justin, but with such an inspiring subject... ^___^
Btw, if you want it as a wallpaper, here's a bigger version:
http://i13.tinypic.com/2nkrlgw.jpg
I had to blow it up, so the quality is soso, but I guess it's better than a scan.

Package? For me? *squees* Maybe it will come in time for my birthday ♥♥♥ I'll chain myself to the mailbox :D
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[identity profile] url-girl.livejournal.com on October 25th, 2006 09:41 am (UTC)
Not only that, but I licked and thought of you the whole time. ;D

Aw, darling, thank you so much for the wallpaper!

Also, I LOVE your icon! So pretty. :X

*loves on ya*
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(no subject) - [identity profile] ohfreckle.livejournal.com on October 28th, 2006 08:24 pm (UTC)
[identity profile] lovinspike247.livejournal.com on October 24th, 2006 06:01 pm (UTC)
Aww, it's a S4!Brian cock. Tasted good, too.

Poor Brian *giggles*

And the card is sooo pretty! *Stares*
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[identity profile] url-girl.livejournal.com on October 25th, 2006 09:44 am (UTC)
Had I thought about it, I should have stuck a ball from a different colored cock there to be his fake ball. *snicker*
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[identity profile] the-super-manho.livejournal.com on October 24th, 2006 07:36 pm (UTC)
Oh god. lol That really wasn't library-safe. ;) I've never tried the two-cock and lick trick... Hmm.
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[identity profile] url-girl.livejournal.com on October 25th, 2006 09:45 am (UTC)
D'oh. Yeah, maybe only at the Liberty Avenue Library. :P

Should you try it in the future, plz report back on how it goes kthx. ;)
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[identity profile] koji--chan.livejournal.com on October 24th, 2006 09:34 pm (UTC)
If you lick two cocks, they'll stick together. Much like in real life.

Aww, it's a S4!Brian cock. Tasted good, too.

*grins and giggles* ....I needed that laugh. Thx!
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[identity profile] url-girl.livejournal.com on October 25th, 2006 09:46 am (UTC)
Anytime! I give good cock. >;D
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[identity profile] gummibarengirl.livejournal.com on October 25th, 2006 01:11 am (UTC)
oh lord, i just aalmost fell off my chair laughing at the s4 Brian gummy cock. That is just SO FUNNY
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[identity profile] url-girl.livejournal.com on October 25th, 2006 09:47 am (UTC)
*snicker* Mmm, Brian!cock.
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[identity profile] dd2-edge.livejournal.com on October 29th, 2006 06:55 am (UTC)
Food porn in its best form.
And the card is just breath-taking:)
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[identity profile] url-girl.livejournal.com on November 1st, 2006 12:44 pm (UTC)
Food porn in its best form.

Yeah, once you go cock, you don't go back. ;D

And the card is just breath-taking:)

Isn't it tho?! *Frenches it*
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[identity profile] jasmine-bug.livejournal.com on October 29th, 2006 03:47 pm (UTC)
Haha~
Are they tasting good??
Hee~
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[identity profile] url-girl.livejournal.com on November 1st, 2006 12:46 pm (UTC)
They were cockalicious! ;)
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[identity profile] kaneda-fights.livejournal.com on October 31st, 2006 09:17 pm (UTC)
OMG, that's so cool! Yummy! :P I already have dirty thoughts, I'm good at it! *behave! boy* Pity, we don't have such things in our stores!!!

But I recently saw a cute fluffy teddy bear with huuuge cock - yeah, a new Beate Uhse sex shop was opened in the center of our city. :))))))) Obviously I rushed and examined everything there and... f*u*c*k - no gay toys???!!! That's real homophobia and discrimination. :))))) ;)))) :PPPP

Hey, I wanted to make friends and invite you to my LJ - LOL, shameless self-pimpage going on there - I finally opened the Randy fansite! Yay for this! so I'm pimping it right now - link is in my most recent entry. :)))

Ok, back to the cocks - now every time I eat gummy bears or anything similar I have naughty thoughts - thanks to you! Love ya! But my friends are scared! :))))))))
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[identity profile] url-girl.livejournal.com on November 1st, 2006 01:09 pm (UTC)
Well, okay, you and all things cocklike are just adorable, I just so wanna put you in my pocket. :X

Also, you have no idea how excited I am about randy-harrison.co.uk! There's so much pretty! Beautiful job. ♥
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