( I only have three things to say about tonight's Desperate Housewives. )

Randypants turns 31. ( So, of course, the only logical thing to do is pastede on his and Gale's hedz. Duh. )

HOW ARE THERE NO RANDYCON REPORTS YET, FANDOM. MY HEART, SHE BREAKS. D:

Tis that time of year again to pull out the banner!


*gets a contact high*

ETA: ( got the munchies? )

Thanks to QaF Addiction for the heads-up!


New German magazine cover (left) and Out's cover from 2000 (right)
Randy has his chin lifted an extra two inches and I can't stop flicking my eyes back and forth to compare. Doesn't hurt Gale is eyefucking the camera in every photo from that shoot adlfaj. It's amazing the slight difference in mood that just Randy lifting his chin a little creates. The shadows on his face change, the shape of his jaw shortens, his ear looks a wee bit less weird. I bet Randy had a warm spot on his forehead from Gale's chin resting there. Awww, a Gale hot spot. Heh. And while we're talking Out, how about some entwined fingers! The whole slumped posture makes me whimper. So possessive. ♥

Oh, y'all. Thinking about the bzillions of unused photos from all the various Gandy/QaF/etc photoshoots just sitting around kills me daily. There could be behind-the-scenes type ones where the camera caught them laughing between serious shoots or sticking their tongues out at each other or in mid-question if they could break for a cigarette or rubbing their eyes because they're tired of all the camera shit. And these aren't used because that's not the mood the magazine wanted or whatever reason. Like, there could be close-ups of the holy crooked tooth that the photographers were all, "Not this one, crooked tooth is too shiny with spit here and this one has a possible booger in his nose." and then they slide right on to the next frame with their little magnifying eyeglass thingies and the poor little photos never see the light of day again.

I WOULD LOVE TO SEE GALE'S SPITTY TOOTH AND RANDY'S BOOGERS IS ALL I'M SAYING KTHX.

Heh, just noticed the cover stories are completely opposite. "Queer Is Here!" and 8 yrs later, "Bye-Bye QaF!" Also, wow: EIGHT YEARS. o.O

Gale shows up unexpectedly to help Randy film his new movie!
• New stills from Randy's tAB project thinking, woot! AKA, The Randy Half-Beard Forever Immortalized On Film. See, this is what happens when he films while doing theatre. I AM V. EXCITED ABOUT THIS. And more good news: "Once the film is done, we will be submitting it to festivals nationally (CA and beyond) and internationally.". DOES THIS MEAN RANDY WILL BE SHOWING UP AT FILM FESTS BECAUSE OMG YOU KNOW ONE MR. HOWARD WILL HAVE TO SEE THIS MOVIE AND WE MIGHT JUST GET A MINI-REUNION WITH NAKED TIME. Plus, y'know, I'd like to see it myself. And Randy's movie, too. :p

( more pics, omg )

• [Randy] is surprisingly short with an abnormally large head. Also, the visual of him clapping above his head like a happy, speshul seal makes me v. v. giddy. Oh, Randypants. :X Wonder what show it was? ETA: OMG, dreamingkitty gives us seal!Randy ALDSFKJAS.

( all the fangirl text in case it disappears )

• Haha this is awesome you Gale fanatics! Well, he looked great. He had some facial hair and a cool hat. He showed up with a guy with a matching hat... -- a blogger, when asked about Mr. Howard the night he was spotted at a LGBT party (and reported by dreamingkitty, my hero as always ♥)


Shhh, you don't see them hiding in their matching camouflage hats!
They just blend right in, y'know. I'm just glad he was out and about. Though, uh, I'm not sure why I am. He's probably perfectly happy at home reading or covered in motorcycle grease in his garage or some such. But, hey, free liquor! Not to mention the chance to show off one of his hats. Oh, yeah, baby.

( 10 things that make me go hmm about this latest galespotting )

( the blog's text )

So, anyway, got me curious about mean-looking!Gale and if he actually existed in any of the photos I had. Turned out to be quite the challenge, go figure!

( the elusive search for the mean-looking galeface )

• Speaking of screenings, I was in Whole Foods this past weekend when I got randomly invited to an advanced screening (aka audience test) for a George Clooney movie on Tuesday. Let me repeat that - GEORGE CLOONEY, PEOPLE, ALFDKASJLDKF. ♥ ♥ ♥ Later that night I did about .002 seconds of Googling and found out it had to be Leatherheads. WITH JOHN KRASINSKI, AKA PAM'S JIM. So, we're talking George AND John in a movie that's not slated to come out until next spring. And then Tuesday rolled around and I was struck dead with that sinus headache that literally blinded me for a few hours. :| :| :|

• I somehow forgot to tape Bionic Woman and Life last night and it's not like there's a lot of eps left before the strike-drought begins. Dammit. Actually, I don't even know how many are left for any of my shows. I kinda don't wanna even look. *denial*

• We're mere days away from the big ole gay QaF box set release. I guess we're just not gonna get an extras listing at all? :|

• I love Lucy, too, but, I gotta admit, she's not the first one I think of when shopping for gay boys doing the buttsecks, Amazon.

• Joule got fugly. :((

• For the past six years, I've been saying Thea's name "Thhhhayah" and not "Tayah". I am a little bit retarded.

• Wow, the galeharoldblogs feed has been spitting up a lot of spam lately. Annoying. Still, there is something about seeing "gale harold nude hot boodies" (I'm not sure if that's supposed to be "bodies", "boobies" or "booties", but whichever, they're nude and hot and I wanna see 'em) and "gale harold in underware" (but not underwear, that'd be different) on one's flist that perks me right up. A couple more, you ask? BUT OF COURSE!

1. gale harold bisexual (*crosses fingers*)
2. hal sparks with gale harold kissing (NO WANT! NO WANT!)
3. randy harrison and gale harold kissing hard (WANT! WANT!)
4. randy harrison and gale harold sex pizza themed art (I'm not sure what a sex pizza would entail, but I bet it's hot and spicy and requires Randy being v. hungry and Gale being v. stoned.)
5. randy harrison and gale harold nude simpsons (I want them drawn as Simpsons characters SO BADLY.)
6. www.gangbangbus.com set up gale harold in underware granny wig (Well, okay, that one is just disturbing.)

• OMG, I GOT A GOLD STAH SQUEEEE! *immediately smacks it onto my forehead like I did in school* Thank you, Anonymous. YOU are the awesome one! Consider this post dedicated to youuu.

• And now from one squee to another: RANDYPANTS! Goes without saying I'm dying to see this play. The outfit alone is killing me. I'd put money on Simon asking Randy to wear those clothes home and then being all *role-plays* *POUNCES*, heh.

( randy = pretty/speshul )

• So! Considering it was one-night only, y'all might not have heard about the theatre production Randy and Gale put on recently. Thankfully, I have photos. I'm pleased to say it was v. v. speshul. There would be another "v.", but sadly there were no boobs or dresses involved this time. But there is pussy.

( Mr. Harrison's Summer, Suddenly )

• And an index-like-sorta-thing for all the Mrs. Warren!Randy photos because I am anal. This should come as no shock, heh.

( randyphotopalooza )

• In conclusion, Randy's hairy arm is fascinating me right now. Even though I miss the green hoodie. Come back, Green Hoodie, come baaack.

The summer is about to get a lot hotter as AIDS Project Los Angeles (APLA) presents its 22nd Summer Party on Saturday, August 4 at “The Lot” in West Hollywood.

Legendary divas Thelma Houston and Tiffany will headline on the 104.3 KBIG outdoor concert stage, while Showtime Networks will create the Queer As Folk dance party with special cast appearances on a soundstage. --here or here

Dude! There's gonna be a QaF gathering of Babylon proportions this weekend! Please see to it, fandom, that we have stalker operatives fans already in position behind every available palm tree and slushee stand and hired go-go dancer, and that all the entrances and exits are under surveilance should Gale and Randy show up. We're gonna need coverage on this, people. Stay alert and quick out there! Randy has been known to carry sharp objects and isn't afraid to use them. Bring back reports and make me proud.

Even though we all know there's no chance they're gonna be there askjda. BUT SHUT UP COULD HAPPEN. You watch. Soon as we think they won't be somewhere, we're gonna see it on some random TV blog how they were spotted making out behind the stage or something and we will be all *shakes tiny fists at them* for being wiley enough to escape us.

And someone tell me there's some awesome singing drag queen named Tiffany that I'm not aware of. Because if teen-80s-singer!Tiffany is considered a legendary diva now, I'm going to require some alone time to bang my head against my desk kthx.

Two things I'd bet good money on:

• Who will show up. My official guess: Hal, Hal, Hal, oh, yeah, and Hal. Robert, Peter. And Thea. Cos, y'know, there's gonna be an open bar and all.

• The v. high odds that this will show up as an upcoming DVD "extra".

( but, hey, let's take a peek at what it would look like if G/R did show up for the dance party )

( the real event poster )

Twas another night (over a week ago now adlkja because I have a traffic jam of fandomness I'm slowly getting to) at Michael's and our Randypants was all *OMGYAY!!*

( what made randy cheezer grin )

( and back to randy - the other photo )

• UM HELLO TONIGHT WAS THE Q&A FOR CUCKOO. AM DYING HERE WAITING FOR STALKER REPORTS, FELLOW LOVERS OF THE RANDYPANTS. HELP A GIRL OUT, YO. :(((( *REFRESHES RANDY!COMMUNITIES/BOARDS A GAZILLION TIMES*

• Randy Harrison gives a rich and poignant perf as the stammering, cowering Billy Bibbit. Harrison builds a well modulated arc as Bibbit gradually finds the nerve, inspired by McMurphy, to stand up for himself, only to unravel under Ratched's chilling threats. --variety.com

<--Randy's kicking ass with the critics, woot! Also, I totally read "perf" as "perv" at first aldja. That's our Randypants, a "rich and poignant perv". ♥

• puddles2's Randy photos adlkfasdlj! ♥ I may have squealed when I saw 1) Randy only brought one change of clothes for this trip and 2) HIS SWEATSHIRT HAS A PATTERN ON THE BACK. I have already been having a torrid mental affair with that sweatshirt of his and now I have to add the excitement of there being a pattern we hadn't seen before with the karaoke photos and I just don't know if I can handle it. I JUST DON'T KNOW. ♥♥♥

• Both zips on the Karaoke Kings Mix are up and working if you were waiting. :D

Cos nothing says *yay you were born!!!* and *we are so BFF* and *p.s. I love you in teh gay way, omg, do mee!!!* more than singing '80s duets together, baby.

Oh, yes. Karaoke is v. powerful like that.



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( *turns on karaoke machine, flips on the pink stage lights, taps mic* )

Just imagine Gale and Randy singing these to each other and getting all into it, swaying back and forth, arms around each other aldkjas. I DIE.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MR. HOWARD! ♥

*orders another round of drinks for everyone*