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30 March 2006 @ 05:06 pm

melanie was right. it's all kinney's fault.

He went and got syphilis and once again spent ~~quality~~ time with the CompUSA techs while I twiddled my thumbs. Oh, and the v. nice kid who checked him in? Was Lance Bass of boyband fame. I'm trying to tell him all about my beautiful-but-sick laptop and my brain is actually sing-songing *OMG YOU LOOK JUST LIKE LANCE BASS. DANCE, BASS, DANCE!*. It was disturbing. About as disturbing as my knowing who Lance Bass is.

<---My ass. She has been kicked.

OH,

qaf_lims, BREAK UPS ARE SO HARD. I STILL LOVE YOU. CALL ME OKAY.

But you know what makes life brilliant again? Holding Gale in my own two hands. OMG

moose74 HE ARRIVED SAFELY AND I AM FONDLING HIM RIGHT NOW. THANK YOU IN ALL CAPS.

- Jack. Still hot. Especially with the guns and the running and yelling and slamming people around. So, basically every second he's on screen.

- Ahh-kay. Apparently CTU's employee psych exams are as tight as their security. :| And she better be important later, or else that storyline was really random. But nothing beats Chloe's *wow, your crack-ass is insane* reaction to Crazy Computer Girl's "He shouldn't have done that. That was wrong."

- Being chased in a pitch black forest by men with automatic weapons. If I was Aaron, I'd hurry up and ask Wayne what info he has before one or both of them die, yo. And, really, no one else better die. I'm wrung out, people.

- I was totally yelling "Shoot her in the leg!" when Jack was interrogating Collette. I, um, got caught up in the moment. I really do love Collette.

- Why do I get the feeling we're not through with Audrey suspicion? The initial reveal last week that she might be dirty made me gasp. But still, later I was rolling my eyes. Audrey? Really? But... it's so NINA. Been there, done that. Plus, I'm flummoxed. I was SURE by the end that Audrey would shove Jack away and sob about Trust Issues and Never Touch Me Again OMFG. And then she... didn't. I ... I don't know what to do with this information.

- Hey, is Kim still at CTU? Do we care?

Hmn, still need to watch House. And as much as I'm loving Lost, I find myself with nothing to actually, y'know, say after the ep. Thus, once again, I let my LYM talk for me:

*previously on...*

*Lost logo floats up*

Tags: icons: lims, kinney the computer, lym, teevee, tv: 24

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darksylvia.livejournal.com on March 30th, 2006 05:23 pm (UTC)

*OMG YOU LOOK JUST LIKE LANCE BASS. DANCE, BASS, DANCE!*.

I narrowly avoided spitting kefir all over the keyboard.

...

THEN, my brain supplied me with the information that Jack's actor's name is Keifer and I almost did it again.

I haven't watched House yet either, but it is apparently the most awesome House/Wilson so-gay-it's-practically-not-subtext-anymore episode ever.

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endora-taylor.livejournal.com on March 30th, 2006 05:42 pm (UTC)

I haven't watched House yet either, but it is apparently the most awesome House/Wilson so-gay-it's-practically-not-subtext-anymore episode ever.

it's so true. you'll love it. :D

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url-girl.livejournal.com on April 3rd, 2006 04:08 am (UTC)

it's so true. you'll love it. :D

And you were totally right. I did. :D

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url-girl.livejournal.com on March 30th, 2006 10:41 pm (UTC)

For as long as we had to wait, it's only fair they give us some extra gayosity. :D

Also? Am now imaging having a mouthful of Kiefer akldjf.

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theleapingmuse.livejournal.com on March 30th, 2006 05:25 pm (UTC)

HI REEFACE MY LOVE. WHERE THE H-E-DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS HAVE YOU BEEN.

Audrey's so evil. I knew it the first time I saw her. Her constant whining and crying gave it away.

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url-girl.livejournal.com on March 30th, 2006 10:49 pm (UTC)

OH KATEFACE I HAVE BEEN HELD HOSTAGE FIRST BY AN INTERNETLESS WORLD AND THEN ICONAGE. IT WAS DARK AND SCARY AND WAS 100x100 PIXELS. I MISSED YOU!

That and her uncanny ability to clean up from sweaty mess to perfection with salon-style hair in the bathroom in less than five minutes. :|

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theleapingmuse.livejournal.com on March 31st, 2006 07:59 am (UTC)

I'VE MISSED YOU TOO. When will we be able to see the fruit of your labors. ICONZZZZZ.

IN YOUR INTERNETLESS WORD IS TOM CRUISE THE EVIL MARTIN LEADER? He'd so fit the bill on that one.

Maybe she carries a hair dryer in her jacket suit pocket? All I know is the chick is EVOL.

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url-girl.livejournal.com on April 3rd, 2006 04:07 am (UTC)

OMG V. V. V. SOON. Like, later today. :D

ADFKASLDKJ. I live in California where the freakin' Terminator is our governor. A Martian leader would be a step up. :|

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cabtastic.livejournal.com on March 30th, 2006 06:03 pm (UTC)

Oh, my finger-damaged Reeface! :-* You live! How we missed you. *snuggles*

I am sorry to hear about the break up with qaf_lims! :( Those bastards.

I am approximately 5000 weeks behind on Lost, as March has been my month of crazy insanity. Thank God for the internet!

Love you!

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url-girl.livejournal.com on April 3rd, 2006 02:47 am (UTC)

OH BFF!!! I missed you something awful, doodlebug. :X Clearly the month of March has something against us and is trying to keep us apart. That bitch.

One good thing about Lost, even 5000 weeks later, everything is pretty much the same, heh. When you catch up, we will compare Sawyer notes and squee over how hot Kate is, okay? >:D<

AND HELLO SPEAKING OF FINGER-DAMAGED! YOUR 9-FINGERED JUSTIN FIC OMG. HE CALLS TO YOUUUU. :D

Love you! :X

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cabtastic.livejournal.com on April 3rd, 2006 01:40 pm (UTC)

<333!!

Stupid March. *kicks*

DLing Lost soon, very, very soon! :-*

But I have to say, BFF, Ana Lucia aka shagalicious Michelle Rodriguez is clearly the hottest of the female ship-wreck-mates on the island. Not that Kate is not excessively hot as well. I'm just sayin'.

OMG SPEAKING OF DISARTICULATING DIGITS HOW ABOUT YOUR NO-TOED BRIAN FIC?? (CLEARLY THE MOST BRILLIANT PREMISE OF ALL TIME) IT NEEDS YOUR ATTENTION ASAP!! :D

:X!!!

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url-girl.livejournal.com on April 11th, 2006 02:42 am (UTC)

So, we have Ana Lucia on one hand and Kate in the other. Now just put those hands together. *leers* /Joey

OMG BRIAN'S TOES ALFKJADSLKJ. I FORGOT ABOUT HIM! OMG. I'm such a bad fangirl. Can you imagine no-toed!Brian and 9-fingered!Justin meeting?

"Hand me that, I can't walk to get it."
"Fuck off. I can't pick it up."

*cracks up* I need sleep.

Hey, you. I miss you something awful. :( *loves*

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cabtastic.livejournal.com on April 13th, 2006 09:57 am (UTC)

Oh Ree! *CLINGS*

So, we have Ana Lucia on one hand and Kate in the other. Now just put those hands together. *leers* /Joey

OMG, the lecherous!Joey love! :D :D <333 I am not really a femmeslash sort of person (except in the case of Deadwood OMFG) but I would not by any means be opposed to such a union!

Can you imagine no-toed!Brian and 9-fingered!Justin meeting?
"Hand me that, I can't walk to get it."
"Fuck off. I can't pick it up."

*cracks up* OMG! GENIUS! :D :D :D They could meet in an amputee support group! (Where Brian only goes to pick up other hot amputees, of course!) *also needs sleep*

Miss you, too, BFF! :((

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juteux.livejournal.com on March 30th, 2006 07:22 pm (UTC)

my exact words after watching lost were "HOLY FUCKFACE."

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url-girl.livejournal.com on April 3rd, 2006 02:50 am (UTC)

I think I was about as coherent with my "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh!" ;))

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pinkpapyrus.livejournal.com on March 30th, 2006 08:11 pm (UTC)

SEE HOUSE NOW OH MY GOD NOWNOWNOW. OVERTTEXT LIKE WHOA.

good lord you have NO idea. the DOMESTICITY. the LUNCHES. the SNARK. oh. *expires*

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url-girl.livejournal.com on April 3rd, 2006 02:58 am (UTC)

OH MY GOD. I WATCHED. I DIED.

ERASING THE MESSAGES!!!

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pinkpapyrus.livejournal.com on April 3rd, 2006 04:35 am (UTC)

HOUSE HAS EVOLVED INTO FIC.

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bigboobedcanuck.livejournal.com on March 30th, 2006 08:36 pm (UTC)

Those emoticons do totally sum it all up!

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url-girl.livejournal.com on April 3rd, 2006 03:02 am (UTC)

SYPHILLIS ICON ALDFKJADSL

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exsequar.livejournal.com on March 30th, 2006 11:25 pm (UTC)

WTF? That's a gorgeous icon. They are crazy, dear. Seriously!

I got eliminated from that lims in the second round. Same with

spn_lims. But somehow I got second place in Firefly LIMS. It's all so raaaaaandom!

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url-girl.livejournal.com on April 3rd, 2006 03:13 am (UTC)

WTF? That's a gorgeous icon. They are crazy, dear. Seriously!

Ohmigosh. Thank you. :">

It's all so raaaaaandom!

Dude, you can say that again. I remember being shocked when you got voted off so early.

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paddies.livejournal.com on March 31st, 2006 12:37 am (UTC)

Reeface!!!

Is kinney ok now? I really hope so, because I fucking missed you!!!! *sighs*

OH, qaf_lims, BREAK UPS ARE SO HARD. I STILL LOVE YOU. CALL ME OKAY.

*cries*
You were almost there...damn it. :|
We'll cheer up with Gus!icons soon, tho... ;-)

Ahh-kay. Apparently CTU's employee psych exams are as tight as their security. :| And she better be important later, or else that storyline was really random. But nothing beats Chloe's *wow, your crack-ass is insane* reaction to Crazy Computer Girl's "He shouldn't have done that. That was wrong."

OMG OMG OMG
That whole storyline killed me, Ree, for obvious reasons. ;-)
At the beginning I was all *clings to sexually arrassed Computer Girl* but then she became "Crazy Computer Girl" so I was all "WTF I wish I was sexually harrassed like that." :|

In conclusion: NO TOUCHING. ;))

I was SURE by the end that Audrey would shove Jack away and sob about Trust Issues and Never Touch Me Again OMFG. And then she... didn't. I ... I don't know what to do with this information.

Awww...I like Audrey, I really hope she's not evil and that ... well... they won't kill her off in the next couple of hours. :|

Hey, is Kim still at CTU? Do we care?

She went back to wherever she was with her psycho boyfriend... hopefully we won't see her again. Ever. :|

*HIGS*

:x:x:x

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url-girl.livejournal.com on April 3rd, 2006 03:39 am (UTC)

DARLING WIFE! >:D<

Is kinney ok now? I really hope so, because I fucking missed you!!!! *sighs*

AWWWW! Missed you something awful!!! And Kinney is now healed! :D BUT OMG WIFE. TRAUMA. SOME FILES/ICONS/ETC ARE MISSING NOW. INCLUDING MOST IMPORTANT GUS ITEMS PREVIOUSLY SCHEDULED TO BE RELEASED SOON. :((((((((( Must rebuild.

*cries*
You were almost there...damn it. :|

ONE round away. :( Still, I got MUCH farther than I ever anticipated. So, heck, I'm content like Justin after a good Brian-fuck.

We'll cheer up with Gus!icons soon, tho... ;-)

*flails* Yes, we will! I'm ridiculously excited, y'know.

OMG OMG OMG
That whole storyline killed me, Ree, for obvious reasons. ;-)

OMG I DID NOT EVEN THINK OF THAT AT THE TIME LADKFDALSKJ!! *dies* Thankfully, you are not Crazy like her. Then again, that is one way to get rid of DOM. Scare him away. ;))

Awww...I like Audrey, I really hope she's not evil and that ... well... they won't kill her off in the next couple of hours. :|

I just can't see her being evil. It just doesn't compute. I mean, why would the writers go that route again? Which bodes well for us, as I don't want her to die either. Most of the time, anyway. ;))

She went back to wherever she was with her psycho boyfriend... hopefully we won't see her again. Ever. :|

She did?! I must have blocked that out. I don't remember that at all. :P

:X :X :X :X

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suzvoy.livejournal.com on March 31st, 2006 12:54 am (UTC)

You really do need to watch House.

REALLY.

I like your icon!

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url-girl.livejournal.com on April 3rd, 2006 03:40 am (UTC)

They're so married. House erasing the message at the end about killed me. The LOVE.

And thank you! :D

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moose74.livejournal.com on March 31st, 2006 05:06 am (UTC)

I AM SO GLAD GALE HAS A GOOD HOME TO BE FONDLED IN!!!! :X

Use 'em and abuse 'em... ;P

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url-girl.livejournal.com on April 3rd, 2006 03:44 am (UTC)

I PROMISE TO WATER AND FEED HIM REGULARLY. :X

ALSO, CHECK YOUR EMAIL V. SOON, MOOSEFACE, AS I WILL BE WRITING TO YOU ABOUT SOMETHING MOST IMPORTANT SOON AS I HAVE SOME FREE TIME TODAY. :X

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lucie-inthesky.livejournal.com on March 31st, 2006 01:20 pm (UTC)

WAIT WAIT WAIT -- so you're saying the kid who checked in Brianface to syphillis hospital LOOKED like Lance Bass? Or WAS Lance Bass? Cause if it WAS Lance Bass, then I have never heard of anything more sad in my entire life.

BUT OMG REEFACE, I MISSED THE LAST HOUR OF 24!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT AM I GOING TO DO!?!?!?

And I've missed you so... never leave us again... tell Brianface to wrap it up better next time. Syphillis ain't no joke!

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url-girl.livejournal.com on April 3rd, 2006 03:56 am (UTC)

OMG LUCIEFACE!!! I've been thinking about you alllll the time. It's like mental stalking. :X >:D<

ALKFASLK. Thankfully only looked like him. Otherwise I think I'd have rethought my decision to leave Kinney with ex-boyband member. Lance would have like, tried to heal Kinney by singing him a v. emo ballad. Killing with kindess would have taken on a whole new meaning. :|

OMG NOOOOOO LUCIEFACE SAY IT ISN'T SO! OMG OKAY. WE CAN FIX THIS. Lemme know if you don't have the ep yet and I'll email you the name of a certain LJ community for downloading a certain show. :X

Also, I am going to spam your LJ soon. Just saying. :X

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lucie-inthesky.livejournal.com on April 3rd, 2006 07:12 am (UTC)

OMG REEFACE!!! Speaking of stalking, I emailed your stronghomo gmail self just last night >:D< :X

AND OMG... Lance trying to heal Kinney with emo ballad and interpretive dance :| :| :| CAN'T YOU JUST SEE KINNEY AND LANCE BASS IN A DANCE OFF??!?!!? Even a Kinney addled with the syph would probably beat him, cause he was never the best N'SYNCer on the dance floor. AND WE ALL KNOW HOW WELL ONE MR. KINNEY CAN SHAKE IT!

Also, I love spam :X YOUR kind, anyway.

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