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14 May 2007 @ 05:23 am

simonaholic

• I TOTALLY READ THAT FIRST LINE AS "SEXAHOLIC" AND GOT DORKILY HAPPY FOR RANDY FOR ABOUT TWO SEXONDS. I'm on to you, Mr. Dumenco, I'm so onto you.

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ree_bitches <---Lookie what I randomly found! That is not me, but I enjoy knowing that in some alternate LJ universe, I have bitches, yo.

• "Falling for Grace" - Directed by Fay Ann Lee, starring Fay Ann Lee, Margaret Cho and Gayle Harold. One day, Gayle Howard, you will seek your revenge for years of disrespect and the world will know true punishment! /maniacal comic book voice But, hey, good news is there's gonna be another FFG screening that Gale could possiblymaybehopefully show up for this Friday. :D 7pm - VIP Reception <---omg. Of course, this is if he can get away from his sure-to-be-a-hit TV show currently filming. *firm nod*

• There are fans who do not like Brian chewing gum. OMG THESE PEOPLE SO ARE DEAD TO ME. Okay, not completely dead, but still. I will eye you suspiciously from afar.

• Yeah, unless ~~God~~ Gale himself is the one quoted, the Gale Harold IMDb is never going to be the place to post about politics, I don't care what cracked logic you try to use.

• You know it's time to ~~whack off~~ trim your bangs when you find yourself gathering them up into a tiny 3 inch ponytail that pokes out from your forehead unicorn-like so you can see to type. Aaaaand this explains why my bangs are now shrt. Yup, no "o", that short. Today's lesson: Don't trim bangs when frustrated. I've got a Mary Alice from Ace of Cakes thang going on aldfkja.

Tags: gale howard, hairy situations, movies: falling for grace, the simonator

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suzvoy.livejournal.com on May 14th, 2007 12:25 pm (UTC)

Oh, GAYLE.

*is your bitch*

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url-girl.livejournal.com on May 14th, 2007 12:39 pm (UTC)

I wonder if his family ever starts off emails to him "Dear Gayle/Gail/Gall..." just to bug him. :p

*is your bitch too omg*

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suzvoy.livejournal.com on May 14th, 2007 12:41 pm (UTC)

url-girl.livejournal.com on May 14th, 2007 12:43 pm (UTC)

suzvoy.livejournal.com on May 15th, 2007 09:15 am (UTC)

Ayesakara

ayesakara.livejournal.com on May 14th, 2007 01:10 pm (UTC)

Here's a new one for you. At least it was new to me.

Glenn Herold.

From one of the user comments on the QAF imdb page.

*shakes head*

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url-girl.livejournal.com on May 14th, 2007 01:17 pm (UTC)

Okay, now they're just asking for it!

*dances around, fists up like posse!Justin*

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theiax.livejournal.com on May 14th, 2007 01:28 pm (UTC)

I have just spent five minutes or so googling for a picture of Mary Alice. Now that I've found one I really regret this. You do, however, have my sympathy. A three inch unicorn-like appendage would be infinitely preferable! ;)

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url-girl.livejournal.com on May 14th, 2007 02:19 pm (UTC)

HEE. I adore Mary Alice, but, wow, I don't know how she does it. My forehead feels so nekkid!

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equus07.livejournal.com on May 14th, 2007 01:53 pm (UTC)

Are you going to the 7pm VIP reception on Friday? Any chance to implement The Plan, right?

Sorry about the BANGS! I like to say BANGS with a lot of emphasis because its fun. Mary Alice thinks her BANGS are hip but we all know they are a hot mess. ;)
I wasnt enjoying my BANGS when I decided to have them cut again six weeks ago. Whats the solution pin them back with bobbypins. Have a lil POMPEI ( pompadour )!

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url-girl.livejournal.com on May 14th, 2007 02:24 pm (UTC)

Nah, sadly, I am once again on the wrong coast. :(

At this point, I'm gonna be wearing cute hats for a few weeks to cover my BANGS. :p I have BANGS shame. Woe.

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pixiebullets.livejournal.com on May 14th, 2007 02:00 pm (UTC)

Is it soo hard to get his name right? Seriously. *shakes head*

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url-girl.livejournal.com on May 14th, 2007 02:24 pm (UTC)

They mock us. :|

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theleapingmuse.livejournal.com on May 14th, 2007 02:58 pm (UTC)

There are fans who do not like Brian chewing gum.

O_o

You know it's time to whack off trim your bangs when you find yourself gathering them up into a tiny 3 inch ponytail that pokes out from your forehead unicorn-like so you can see to type. Aaaaand this explains why my bangs are now shrt. Yup, no "o", that short.

Oh, Ree. I so feel your pain. Mine were too long and not side-sweepy and I was in Ireland and had no real scissors and it was bothering me SO much. So I used the kitchen shears. And uh. Let's just say my hair stylist had a great time fixing them when I got back ajsfhjdasfdhalfs :P

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url-girl.livejournal.com on May 16th, 2007 11:25 am (UTC)

See, you know! *snicker* Mine always gives me this look and says, "Attacked your own bangs again, hmm?" ;)) But I hafta! I can't stand hair in my eyes. I'm not sure how Peter Patrelli did it. ;D

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theleapingmuse.livejournal.com on May 16th, 2007 09:13 pm (UTC)

url-girl.livejournal.com on May 17th, 2007 04:56 am (UTC)

miss-sarac.livejournal.com on May 14th, 2007 02:59 pm (UTC)

I've got a Mary Alice from Ace of Cakes thang going on aldfkja.

I LOVE THAT SHOW TOO and Mary Alice :)

and poor Gale...someday they will spell his name right, someday

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url-girl.livejournal.com on May 16th, 2007 11:28 am (UTC)

AOC is addictive like cake! SO GOOD. I love every single one of the employees. And I really want a bubblegum machine cake now. :X

We should send Gale a cake -- a cake of his name on an article WITH IT SPELLED RIGHT. :P

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http://users.livejournal.com/malli_/ on May 14th, 2007 03:50 pm (UTC)

omg Gayle Howard! One day he might actualy believe that's really his name! I mean - the media is right. It's always right o_o !

what's an alexaholic oô ?

oh, believe me, frustration-bangs-cutting is not half as bad ad boredom-bangs-cutting >.

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sarahj2222.livejournal.com on May 14th, 2007 04:49 pm (UTC)
Another Opening Another No Show..

Where is FFG opening?
Have you SEEN it? If you have you know Gale will stay as far away from it as is humanly possible..He'll be anywhere but there..If he's actually anywhere..which is seriously in question anyway.
Which then begs the question, exactly where is he?
Which is always a good question where Gale is concerned.
Finally, Gale should stay away, far away, from this
picture. It's terrible. Sarah

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Re: Another Opening Another No Show.. -

url-girl.livejournal.com on May 16th, 2007 12:20 pm (UTC)

Re: Another Opening Another No Show.. -

sarahj2222.livejournal.com on May 16th, 2007 04:11 pm (UTC)

Re: Another Opening Another No Show.. -

url-girl.livejournal.com on May 17th, 2007 04:52 am (UTC)

url-girl.livejournal.com on May 16th, 2007 12:14 pm (UTC)

http://users.livejournal.com/malli_/ on May 16th, 2007 08:48 pm (UTC)

xocydcharisseox.livejournal.com on May 14th, 2007 04:36 pm (UTC)

Oh Galeface. At least we still know how to spell your loverly name. I think every time someone gets shis name wrong fandom should do a group phone call and all yell ITS GALE! G-A-L-E! GET IT RIGHT! and hang up.

Brian chewing... anything is like the sexiest thing ever. The End.

also LOVE ACE OF CAKES! Mary Alice's bangs however... not so much haha. But just remember! theres always headbands till they grow out!

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url-girl.livejournal.com on May 16th, 2007 12:24 pm (UTC)

At the v. least, I hope his agent does that. >:P

YES THANK YOU. Brian = sexy mouth/lips/everything!

Another Ace of Cakes fangirl, woot! They all totally amaze me with their cake skillz. And they make me peepee from laughing. I WANNA WORK THERE SO BAD. But, alas, ain't got no cake skillz. :((

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sandstorm63.livejournal.com on May 14th, 2007 04:39 pm (UTC)

Gale must be the only actor that gets his name mis-spelled so many times. It's just so wrong. And I love Mary Alice, lmao

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sarahj2222.livejournal.com on May 14th, 2007 04:52 pm (UTC)

Who is Mary Alice?

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url-girl.livejournal.com on May 16th, 2007 12:40 pm (UTC)

sarahj2222.livejournal.com on May 16th, 2007 04:15 pm (UTC)

url-girl.livejournal.com on May 17th, 2007 04:49 am (UTC)

sarahj2222.livejournal.com on May 17th, 2007 04:58 am (UTC)

url-girl.livejournal.com on May 16th, 2007 12:31 pm (UTC)

scatterheart.livejournal.com on May 14th, 2007 04:39 pm (UTC)

I'm totally your bitch. Just for the record.

:X :X :X

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url-girl.livejournal.com on May 16th, 2007 12:43 pm (UTC)

OMG, I would totally protect you if we were in Oz!

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scatterheart.livejournal.com on May 16th, 2007 12:48 pm (UTC)

url-girl.livejournal.com on May 16th, 2007 02:12 pm (UTC)

darksylvia.livejournal.com on May 14th, 2007 05:06 pm (UTC)

Hahaha. Oh, self-done haircuts.

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url-girl.livejournal.com on May 16th, 2007 12:45 pm (UTC)

Hee, sounds like you've been there! ;D It's so scary. I'm usually so much more patient with it -- just snipping a little at a time. Though my hair gal always knows when I've done it adlkajs. But this time, oy.

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vlredreign.livejournal.com on May 14th, 2007 05:13 pm (UTC)

There are fans who do not like Brian chewing gum. OMG THESE PEOPLE SO ARE DEAD TO ME. Okay, not completely dead, but still. I will eye you suspiciously from afar.

WORD!!! What's up wit dat?? As I said, the sexiest non-sex scene is Brian on that bike, chewing his gum, as Justin's lips descend. ashljf;!!!! *points to icon*

Simon is funny. And I saw the trailer for Falling For Grace. I want to see that.

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url-girl.livejournal.com on May 16th, 2007 12:49 pm (UTC)

YESSSSSS!!! That scene makes me happy in my pants. Plus, duh, there's nothing more sexy than Brian doing, well, anything. :P

Oh, that Simon and his wit. I can so see why he and Randy are together. ♥

I hope you can see FFG! It's so good. :D

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zortrana.livejournal.com on May 14th, 2007 05:22 pm (UTC)

I am trying to stay off the IMDb boards. But sometimes it is just too amusing. Plus, in the absence of Mr. Gayle Howard, what is there to do with my time?

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url-girl.livejournal.com on May 16th, 2007 12:51 pm (UTC)

It's so my crack, I swear. *mainlines it* Plus sometimes there's really interesting stuff!

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lesaphina.livejournal.com on May 14th, 2007 05:28 pm (UTC)

*LMAO* You read "SEXAHOLIC" instead? But hey, Simon would then only be a face in the crowd of so sooo many others who call themself that. *lol* Ok, this is actually going to nonsenseville, so I better shut up now XD

There are fans who do not like Brian chewing gum.

Huh? Really??? OMG, Brian chewing gum is pure sex!!

Gayle Harold<--AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH *destroys something*

One day we will take revenge, don't worry Gayle Muhahaha

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url-girl.livejournal.com on May 16th, 2007 12:57 pm (UTC)

Hee, true! Then again, he'd still stand out since his face gets to be buried in Randy Harrison's crotch. :P Also, you are allowed to visit Nonsenseville anytime you want here in my LJ, silly rabbit. I ♥ you and your brain. *humps your brain*

SEE THANK YOU! Brian + gum = OTP! I mean, how can they not like the glimpses of Brian!tongue we get when he chews or how his smile quirks when he's chewing or, my god, when he flashes the holy crooked tooth of joy?! *loves*

Oh, Gayle! REVENGE IS OURS, SAYETH FANDOM! *snicker*

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lesaphina.livejournal.com on May 16th, 2007 03:13 pm (UTC)

url-girl.livejournal.com on May 17th, 2007 04:54 am (UTC)

amelialourdes.livejournal.com on May 14th, 2007 06:44 pm (UTC)

Simon needs to continue to talk about his home life and not just what kind of fridge they own. :\

Hahaha I was apart of that ree_bitches group! It was a Hanson/Moffatt slash fiction writer. But, when I saw the group again recently, I thought of you. :x

lmao Gayle. There's no winning, evah.

There are fans who do not like Brian chewing gum.

They don't exist to me.

Why do you still peruse the dreaded imdb boards? There's nothing but crack in there.

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url-girl.livejournal.com on May 16th, 2007 01:02 pm (UTC)

I could die happy if Simon would just get a freakin' LJ and post daily what he and Randy do. But nooooo. :\

OMG, you were a ree_bitch?! Small world! *cracks up* I would've never guessed it was for Hanson fic from the name alone, hee. And, awwwwwwww, I love that you think of me when you see "bitch". Teasing! ;D

Me either, darling, me either. How can they not love the wonder that is Brian's mouth, regardless of what it's doing?! Heathens. *shakes head*

But I like crack! *snickers*

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paddies.livejournal.com on May 14th, 2007 07:29 pm (UTC)

AND GOT DORKILY HAPPY FOR RANDY FOR ABOUT TWO SEXONDS.

With all the "going around" for work that Randy does, I bet Simon totally jumps his bones as soon as Randy is in the same ~~city~~ room! ;))

in some alternate LJ universe, I have bitches, yo.

I am your bitch, yo. ;-)

"Falling for Grace" - Directed by Fay Ann Lee, starring Fay Ann Lee, Margaret Cho and Gayle Harold.

Well. :|

There are fans who do not like Brian chewing gum. OMG THESE PEOPLE SO ARE DEAD TO ME. Okay, not completely dead, but still. I will eye you suspiciously from afar.

Uhmmm....*hides*

Ok, it's not like I didn't like it...I just like him better when he smokes...and I usually hate people smoking! *rolls eyes at self*

P.S. I wanna see your shrt bangs now, kthx. I bet you're cuter than cute. *nods*

♥

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url-girl.livejournal.com on May 16th, 2007 01:47 pm (UTC)

With all the "going around" for work that Randy does, I bet Simon totally jumps his bones as soon as Randy is in the same city room! ;))

...and then starts cursing when he bumps into Gale's back, already there doing the boning. :P

I am your bitch, yo. ;-)

*grabs you with one hand on the back of your neck and pulls you in for a hot kiss* Damn right! And I'm yours. :X :X :X

Gayle Harold.

Well. :|

Yeah, pretty much. :|

There are fans who do not like Brian chewing gum. OMG THESE PEOPLE SO ARE DEAD TO ME. Okay, not completely dead, but still. I will eye you suspiciously from afar.

Uhmmm....*hides*

GIOVANNA! TELL ME IT ISN'T SO! *DEFRIENDS*

Ok, it's not like I didn't like it...I just like him better when he smokes...and I usually hate people smoking! *rolls eyes at self*

OMG, *REFRIENDS*. Don't scare me like that. ;)) Oh, god, I'm the same way. Brian smoking is like pure sex, guh. He makes it look sexy and cool and hot. Y'know, everything our parents warned us against with cigarettes. :P

P.S. I wanna see your shrt bangs now, kthx. I bet you're cuter than cute. *nods*

OMG, I will post a pic for you later. ;))

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testdog65.livejournal.com on May 14th, 2007 08:40 pm (UTC)

Gayle Harold??? Just when I was sure I’d seen all possible versions. Seriously, I think they hire people to come up with this stuff.

Sorry about your bangs. Did we not learn when we were in, like, 1st grade not to cut our own hair? Um, I did – after an unfortunate pinking shears incident.

~Ellen

PS – I’ll totally be your bitch. Where do I sign up?

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url-girl.livejournal.com on May 16th, 2007 01:50 pm (UTC)

I'm not at all sure the person didn't think Gale was a woman. :P

PINKING SHEARS! OMG! I'm both horrified and giggling, so, um, yeah. ;)) I usually can trim my bangs okay, a little lopsided, but okay. But, wow, this time. Ummmm. No. >.<

*hip bump* You be my bitch, I'll be yours. :X

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onewavebreaks.livejournal.com on May 14th, 2007 08:55 pm (UTC)

I'm your bitch, y'know. (http://onewavebreaks.livejournal.com/profile) (Check the About Me section.)

Only you could possibly make hair drama sound fun and cool. Unicorns! If only you'd had a bit more patience... and a camera!

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url-girl.livejournal.com on May 16th, 2007 01:58 pm (UTC)

adlfasfdlkjasfdlkja! Okay, am ded. Now I'm YOUR bitch!

HEE. Yeah, my bangs are wishing I'd more patience too. :p

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ohfreckle.livejournal.com on May 14th, 2007 09:11 pm (UTC)

My name is Simon and I'm an Alexaholic
He soooo loves me :>" Although I'd appreciate it more if it was Randy :/

OMG, you mean there are people who don't like anything Brian does? I saw the post, but I was v.v. upset and just could't click the cut :((

I'm your bitch, YO! I love you with short bangs like love Pink Posse!Justin with short hair ♥

P.S. This post is lacking a lamp!

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url-girl.livejournal.com on May 16th, 2007 02:05 pm (UTC)

ALKFJASLKJ. He really does -- he totally said so! And, well, hey, just think of this as your way into the Harrison-Dumenco fortress. First Simon, then Randy! Muahahaha!

Oh, honorable wife, I just don't understand how they could not have love for the mouth o' Brian. It is made of ~~potty words~~ goodness and ~~biting comments~~ light! :D

OMG, will you rub my head now like Brian did Justin's? :">

P.S. OMG, I GOT IT DONE, WOOOT! Now I'm just holding it hostage for a post with an actual lamp next to our fuck couch, young lady! *snicker*

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flashfly.livejournal.com on May 15th, 2007 04:46 am (UTC)

There are fans who do not like Brian chewing gum.

Brian could be hocking a loogey and I'd watch it on a loop.

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url-girl.livejournal.com on May 16th, 2007 02:05 pm (UTC)

Amen, my sister, AMEN.

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http://users.livejournal.com/____exfirstlove/ on May 15th, 2007 07:12 pm (UTC)

*sings* killing me softly with ree's wordssss... killing me softlyyyyy with ree's wordsssss.

anywayyy, i sympathize poor poor gale.. gayle...gail..gaille...gayile..gaylie! GALILEO!

i too get called by different names other than my real one. i get justin alot... but i do not look like a boy nope nope not one bit. in fact there is an e after the n in justin.. making it justine.. which, you would think would make a different to the pronunciation, well apparently not. :( i'll get crhstine too, christina, i got janine too. woe is me. :/

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url-girl.livejournal.com on May 16th, 2007 02:08 pm (UTC)

*sings* killing me softly with ree's wordssss... killing me softlyyyyy with ree's wordsssss.

*rolls around giggling* That still kills me.

i too get called by different names other than my real one. i get justin alot... but i do not look like a boy nope nope not one bit. in fact there is an e after the n in justin.. making it justine.. which, you would think would make a different to the pronunciation, well apparently not. :( i'll get crhstine too, christina, i got janine too. woe is me. :/

OMG, you truly do feel Gayle's pain! :(((((( And, aww, I like Justine, tis purdy. :D And I'm not sure how they'd get Christina outta that! :\

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agneson9.livejournal.com on May 16th, 2007 06:49 am (UTC)

Don't know if you've seen this, if so... apologies for spamming.

It was good to see Del Shores (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0794971/) this morning .... If you’re a Queer As Folk fan, Del revealed that he loathed Randy Harrison (Justin) when he was writing for the show. He offered to tell the story on the air the next time he’s on the show, and Turley made a note to that end.

from here (http://wildasscircus.com/blog/?p=170). the blogger is a radio DJ (?) called... "Big Dick Hunter (http://www.bigdickhunter.net/05_index.html)".

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url-girl.livejournal.com on May 16th, 2007 02:11 pm (UTC)

Oh, man, I saw that at Aida's LJ and just died and died and died. I want details SO BAD! *snicker*

And you don't ever have to worry 'bout "spamming" me, darling. You're welcome here any ole time! :X

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sarahj2222.livejournal.com on May 16th, 2007 04:22 pm (UTC)