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Oh, fuuuuck, yeah. triciaqaf (♥) is writing the QaF - Nip/Tuck crossover (*comes*) and I already feel like I need a cigarette, it's that good. There is so much B/J touching alkjdfa. Tis my weakness, y'know.

Aaaand what better time for some N/Tness! Been meaning to post this since *cough* last Tuesday. Spoilers for last week's episodes.


Nip/Tuck

CHRISTIAN "CHRIS HOBBS" TROY SO WANTED THAT BLOWJOB KTHX. But fists are for handjobs, Christian, not punching. *pets*

YES OKAY! I used to have a crush on Richard Chamberlin when I was 10. There, happy?! Everybody was doing it. Hello, Thorn Birds, you mighty mini-series of crack. But, yes, his character this ep officially creeped me out. But no more than Boy Toy willing to go along with it.

Brian/Justin have nothing on Sean/Julia in the drama queen department. I kept wanting to pack up Sean's daughter and have her come live with me.

Jacqueline Bisset will always be hot. Feeling up some woman? Hotter.

I ran across this comment randomly on the web about last week's ep: Maybe Brooke Shields could come back for another guest shot-with Tom Cruise being her know-it-all, goof ball husband.

*dies*

Just think about it -- it would so fit in with Matt/Kimber's Scientology kick!

THIS SHOW = CRACK OMG. ♥



House

I love Chase and am annoyed by Cameron this season. How the heck did that happen? It was opposite last season! *blinks*

I watched a Discovery special on chimeras some time last year, so I guessed this one soon as they said two different DNAs. Not to mention I've, y'know, seen Mission: Impossible 2. But who cares about that! Because this ep is all about the House/Wilson love, yo. Wilson was afraid his wings would melt! And then "Gravity" starts and Ree tears up at how perfect that was.

I am strangely intrigued by the idea of Cuddy being pregnant. Then again, I was one of the few who actually wanted House to donate his little swimmers to the effort. ...and now I'm picturing House's sperm limping toward the egg with little canes alkdja.


In other news, it's possible I am sick and congested. And that I watched the entire all-day Animal Planet marathon tribute to Steve Irwin. I love that man so much. I would be laughing one minute and crying the next. Oh, Steveface. They're airing the funeral live Tuesday. Yeah, I'm going to be a mess. Terri and Bindi and his dad will be speaking. Wee Bindi! :((((

But Vanished tonight! Gale Howard and his gun will make me feel better. ♥

Okay. I do not understand why Saved by the Bell and Pee Wee's Playhouse are on the Cartoon Channel. WTF THEY ARE NOT CARTOONS.

P.S. qaf_challenges -- the new challenge is up! I love all fic challenges, but this one? Is especially brilliant. See, it involves ICONS OKAY. Fic inspired by icons, specifically. DO YOU SEE THE GENIUS? I thought so! Now go forth and create some crack for me, kthx. ;)