omg.
He is terrifying. Almost as terrifying as aliens.
(I have had a severe phobia of aliens since 4th grade. :|)
Whoever thought of that must have been under the influence of some sort of hallucinogen.

It's like, really evil Burger King/Quaker Oats slash.
I am going to think about that every time I see one of these commercials now. XD

Yeah, I'm not sure how creepy guy got greenlighted. I mean, aren't they trying to get KIDS to go there? :S Unless the kids they tested weren't afraid of him. :|

Oh, no, boo. What alien traumatized you in the 4th grade? :(

I am going to think about that every time I see one of these commercials now.

Maybe that will help us with the terror, hmm...

OMG, he scares me too. :((

HE IS CREEPY! :((

If I imgine real hard and get totaly drunk I'd even say the bad man looks scaryingly like scruffy!gale oO ... if scruffy!gale had a pointy beard and hair-rolls on his teples, that is XD

ALDFKJASLKDJFASDKL OMG NO YOU DIDN'T!

Throw in Frisch's Big Boy, and I will never sleep again.

Is that anything like Bob's Big Boy? Cos, yeah, that chubby kid isn't exactly calming to me either. Childhood trauma. :|

OMG! That'd be the scariest slash ever. :[

And Carl Jr.'s new commercial campaign is EAT THIS MEAT? ASJSFHSJ. I just about died when I read that. Ahaha.

God, yes. It would make Brian sad. :((

IT IS! I did a double take when they said that and then started cracking up. Oh, QaF. ♥

AHHHH! First David Hasselhoff's film clip, now creepy Burger King guy? Is this guy new or something? I wouldn't know, obviously, but DAMN.

He kinda reminds me of V from "V for Vendetta"...

OH BOO YOU ARE V. FORTUNATE YOU DO NOT HAVE THE EVIL BURGER KING MAN IN YOUR LAND OF SAND AND KANGAROO POUCHES OKAY!!! I literally have to change the channel or cover my eyes when he comes on. He's been around for a little while, but not that long really. Less than a year. I'm not sure. The trauma, you understand, the trauma.

He kinda reminds me of V from "V for Vendetta"...

*ded* Just scarier.

Ugh! They bothe freak me out too! And Brian Kinney must design every Dolce and Gabana ad as well.

Ohhhh, really? I must investigate! Print ads, like magazines, ya mean?

EAT THIS MEAT

Carl's Jr. rocks!!

Although, I'm sure their advertising agency would be shitting their pants if they only knew about EAT THE MEAT!

I wonder if they already DO...

*whimper*

HE IS GOING TO KILL US IN OUR SLEEP, BOO. :(((

Man. I may or may not have scrolled past that picture immediately. Add my horrible fear of Colonel Sanders and I'd definitely have to Alt+Tab. :O!

Oy, I feel your pain. And now you have me trying to remember if I've ever had any Colonel trauma...

I completely agree. That BK guy is seriously creepy! And YES about opening the curtains and finding him there. He reminds me of The Gentlemen from Buffy. Soon we will find out that he's going to steal everyone's voice and then... *shivers*

And Brian Kinney lives on.

hehehehehe!

I keep expecting the news report on how he's gone on a killing rampage. :S

I hope Brian sues. ;)

I've seen the "Eat This Meat" commerical and my first thought was -- Someone watched QAF.

Dude, the Burger King guy totally creeps me out, too.

I'm actually shocked it took this long for someone to steal it. Unless it just took this long to get the campaign up and running. Heh.

Can you imagine the previous mock-ups of him before they were happy with this one? *pees*

OMFG, I KNOW. THAT BURGER KING KING SCARES THE BEJEEZUS OUT OF ME.

He's worse than a horror movie! I change the channel when he comes on.

AND YET THE COMMERCIAL PEOPLE ARE ALL "YAY HAMBURGERS KTHX". WTF PEOPLE!!!1

I do, too. Or cover my eyes if I can't.

those commercials are FREAKY! I think it would be a little better if he talked, but he just stands there & stalks (and not in the fun, sexy way). :/

I really don't like meat. How's that for random?! :P

I'm afraid to even THINK what his voice would sound like.

I don't WANT to like meat. But I do. *fails at vegetarian life*

*loves your random*

omg the scariest one is when the guy is sleeping and burger king man is just like hovering over him. if i woke up to that i would run screaming out of the room... more than likely screaming lots of profanities.

can you imagine the looks on the owners faces if someone just happened to send them the eat the meat clip from QAF... ahh.. priceless

THAT ONE LITERALLY MADE ME SCREAM!

I suspect they've already seen them. :P

OMG we do not have creepy guy on TV (not that I actually watch TV), but I'm scared on your behalf... *hides*

Carl's Jr.'s new commercial campaign: EAT THIS MEAT.

OMG Brian should totally sue!

Wait... :">

*HIGS*

*clings* The bad man, Gio, the bad man. *clings* He's hella tall and he doesn't talk and he just SHOWS UP AT YOUR BEDSIDE WITH BREAKFAST ITEMS WHEN YOU WAKE UP OR STANDS AT YOUR WINDOW WHEN YOU OPEN THE SHADES. *cries*

YES. How awesome would it be for B/J be all >:| when it comes on TV one night alfjas. Actually, I wonder if Gale's seen it...

*higs*

what?
*scared*

He is evil Burger King mascot who is going to end up killing us all. :((

dkjshjd god I hate the Burger King dude so much. I think the worst commercial was when he was like a giant and he was in this woman's window. I swear I started crying :(((

I think the real question in regards to the ohsoperfect Burger King/Quaker Oats relationship is: who's top, who's bottom?

That's my scariest one, too! The trauma was so bad that every time I went to open a window after that, I had to pause and tell myself he didn't exist akfj.

Just once, I want to see one where the person freaks out and beats the crap outta him or something. Maybe SNL or MadTV will grant my wish one day. ;))

alfjaslj I can't believe I gave this serious thought, but I'd bet Mr. Oats is the daddy in that relationship.

LOL. The Burger King really is scary. I wonder if they're having a secret threesome with the Hamburgler. ;D

Talk about eat the meat... ;D

THIS IS WHY CHUCKIE WAS ALWAYS AFRAID OF 'THE GUY ON THE OATMEAL BOX'. he just never knew about 'the meat guy whose bff is KONG'.

I doubt I could find awesome random slash pairings like this anywhere else in the world. *luvs on your journal*

OMG DO NOT FREAK ME OUT WITH CHUCKIE NOW!!!!

Hey, watch that luvin', young lady -- you knock up my journal, you're marrying it! ;)

Oh my god. I know, he freaks me out too. He's like the bunny in Donnie Darko.

OMG, I've never seen it, but I've heard such terrifying things about that bunny, man. :S

It's like, really evil Burger King/Quaker Oats slash.

Where's Erica.

ALKJDFALSJLAKJFASDFLKJ!

She'd make me like it. :((