This is Ree before her hair appointment:

This is Ree during her hair appointment:

This is Ree drowning her sorrows at Target:

This is Ree losing her job in the dvd aisle:

This is Ree as mom's car BLOWS UP going home:

TO SUM UP OKAY: MY BEAUTIFUL S3 JUSTIN HAIR HAS BEEN DESTROYED, I HAVE BAD LOST FLASHBACK!JACK WIG HAIR AND I AM JOBLESS LIKE S3 BRIAN, MINUS THE HOT BOYFRIEND AND COOL LOFT.

I need to lie down.

And this is where I beg you to plz distract me with slow kisses on the bed, omg.

Remind me how Gale will fight crime in 2006-2007 on my TV, show me some pretty Justin and/or Brian hair, tell me the first word you think of when I say "Randy", flash me some Gale picspam, heck - picspam me with anything, link me to a story you love or love to hate, dare me to convince you Ethan was really just misunderstood and David was totally a sweetheart, YSI me your favorite song, describe Justin's pea coat to me in detail, regale me with how Randy and Gale hook up in L.A. and smoke the ganja together, give me stalking tips in case the previous thing happens when I'm around, list The Top 10 Ways To Kill Audrey Off of 24, copy/paste song lyrics, quote your favorite Ted quip, for god's sake type a delicious recipe using Poole's wine coolers, OMG JUST ANYTHING TO MAKE ME NOT HATE LIFE RIGHT NOW.

Please and thank you.

OMG. I'm going to need a v.v.v.v. cute hat for tomorrow and the rest of my life.