ATWT, 4-20

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbG4y2Bj77Q
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAQQQI40hI4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETrbLckSprc

UM HOW IN THE HELL DID NOAH NOT OVERPOWER ZAC WHEN HE GOT UNTIED???

You can't tell me the Colonel didn't try to make Noah a man by teaching him basic combat skills. SRSLY PPL HOOOOOW?? Zac doesn't look like he could defend himself against a well-placed noogie from Noah, yet he manages to get Noah not only tied to a pole -- TWICE!! -- but is able to hold him immobile WITH ONE ARM while threatening with a dumbbell. And then Zac blackmails Noah so he'll fuck him -- but not really, cos he's straight. AHAHAHAHAHA WHAT?

AND I'M IGNORING YOU NOW, LOGIC.

Cos all that matters is TEH LOVE OMG. ♥


Like Luke still doing relationship math a day later and coming up with them being "totally solid" one minute + Noah suddenly leaving him/school/work/country the next = something's up. Atta boy!


And Noah's firm "I know he does.", plus still begging them not to hurt Luke with his sad puppy face. ♥


And Luke moping, hugging a pillow like it was Noah himself, aww.


And Noah's *I'd rather die here than fuck you and hurt Luke* face.

And last but not least, EVERYTHING LUKE EVER SAID THIS EP:

L: I can't believe Noah's been kidnapped. What if they've hurt him?!
L: Figure out what we're gonna do? We're gonna give 'em the money!
L: Dad, I am not taking chances with Noah's life.
L: I can't just sit here and do nothing.

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

Random, omg:

How is Noah saying ILU not sound like him? He's been saying it pretty often lately. *blink*


Noah's OMGEWWWWWWWWWW face. *ded*


I'm hoping some fic will touch on how Noah won't like being held/restrained after this, where even an unexpected hug could make him tense up and flashback. Luke will have to ease him through this hard time with lots of comfort and nights in together and healing sex, of course. Just like Brian did with Justin post-bashing, omg.


Let's end with some Jake porn, shall we? LOOKIT HIS HAIR CURLING ON HIS TEMPLE. AND THAT NECK OMG OMG OMG.

P.S. I didn't watch the "On the next ATWT...", so no spoiling me for the next ep kthx. ;)



Lost, 511

So, wait, omg. If Jack had operated on wee!Ben, history would've changed, am I understanding right? Kate/Sawyer wouldn't have taken him to The Others, there'd be no "deal", he would still have his, er, innocence, his father might have even changed his attitude for the better, and the entire Dharma camp wouldn't end up island fertilizer. Y/N? COS YEAH WAY TO GO, JACK. :| :| :|

Also, Sawyer staying true to Juliet is making me a happy girl. "I did this for her."

Also also, Sawyer's face when he heard his daughter's name for the first time = Ree puddle of goo.



Lost, 512

THAT BEN AND ALEX SCENE YOU GUYS. MY MIND IS BLOWN OKAY.

And Hurley rewriting Empire Strikes Back (omg, don't doooo eeet, Lucas did that with the reissues and it sucked hard, Hurley, remember that? >.<) and his "...the Ewoks sucked, man." advice and Miles and his mom getting in line behind him in the cafeteria adflaksdj and watching himself as a baby, eeee!

AND OMG DANIEL GETTING THERE AND BEING ALL CALM AND *WELL HOWDY THERE*. :D :D :D :D




Monte Carlo: Rafa vs. Djokovic

My boy won! :D

I didn't get to see any of the matches (no coverage here, boooo), but I kept checking for scores.

Roger tanked it pretty early on. Third round, I think it was? :(


Miami: Roger vs. Djokovic. So, uh, 47 errors. I think I was in denial at how badly things were really going ("He's gonna rally back any second now! ANY SECOND NOW!") -- until I saw Mirka had put her Blackberry away and stood up in the aisle, looking all :\ :*( toward the court. And then Rogelio went all Chris Brown on his racquet.


I gasped so loud when it happened I made myself cough.

This wasn't as bad as the AO for him, I don't think, but it was damned close.


Speaking of Rogelio. I'm pretty darned impressed how he and Mirka got married and managed to completely avoid crazy paparazzi reporters and helicopters hovering over the site and fans lobbing tennis balls at them filled with confetti. And I'm pretty sure I'm going to hell for wishing that just one paparazzi guy had been hiding in some bushes somewhere so I could have photos of the day. I wanna seeeeee. Celeb weddings are my weakness. Don't judge, omg.

I feel like I've been on a honeymoon, you know, for the last years, so I don't feel necessarily I need to go somewhere, to a special place, to celebrate with her. --Roger, answering if Monte Carlo was a honeymoon of sorts for them.

Mirka is a far better woman than I. I wait 9 years for you to marry me AND you knock me up? Dude, you are so taking me some place nice afterward that doesn't involve tennis courts and your boyfriend, heh.

OMG SHUT UP. WEDDING PHOTOS POPPED UP WHILE I WAS WRITING THIS. SCORE!

They look so happy. *goofy grin*

Whoa. LOOK AT HER GINORMOUS RING. It's bigger than the baby belly under her pretty de la Renta gown adlfaksj. Good boy, Roger.

Awwww. That Roger cleans up nice. :P