YOUR ICON LAKDJFA. JOHN LOCKE WILL SAVE U. BY MOVING. HEEEE.

You know it's bad when even the spoilers don't really spoil you alfdja. I'm hoping we finally find out what that giant 4-TOED statue was about. Cos, WTF! O.o

John Locke has all the best plans. Or should I say ... okay, if I remembered his fake name that would've been more clever. I don't remember his fake name!

Way to read my mind braintwin that is my NUMERO UNO QUESTION.

I forgot he even HAD one aldfja. I so need that hour refresher course ep tonight.

THOSE TOES BUG ME, BRAINTWIN. I NEED TO KNOW. Watch, it'll just be some old king who wasn't so handy with his sword and accidentally cut his toe off right and then main monument-building-guy was all, "Dammit. Okay, guys, hold up on the chiselling. Yeah, King Klutz here did it again. Make that one foot with only four toes... and make me believe it looks natural!"

Jeremy Bentham! This is what the Lost recaps are for.

LMAO THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED. :X

Or Homer Simpson lives on that island. :X

HOMER YESOMGYES ALFKJASLKJ. *DIES AND DIES* Can't. breathe.