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queer_as_porn? It had things like this:
The Great Cock vs. Cocksock Debate of '05!

Was it cock or cocksock? That's so Gale's... no, wait, Randy's! Cock! Big naked gay cock! Hey, I think that's light/bedding/thigh. No no no, is Randy's cock! I SEE PUBES! Total cocksock, you guys. I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING HELP. Something everyone agreed on? It was hot as hell.
Panoramic Pubes aka Brian's Tanning Bed

Brian and the down below 'fro, yo. Cos Brian is a take-him-as-he-is kinda guy. Gale said so.
I'll leave y'all alone now to stare.
The Great Cock vs. Cocksock Debate of '05!

Was it cock or cocksock? That's so Gale's... no, wait, Randy's! Cock! Big naked gay cock! Hey, I think that's light/bedding/thigh. No no no, is Randy's cock! I SEE PUBES! Total cocksock, you guys. I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING HELP. Something everyone agreed on? It was hot as hell.
Panoramic Pubes aka Brian's Tanning Bed

Brian and the down below 'fro, yo. Cos Brian is a take-him-as-he-is kinda guy. Gale said so.
I'll leave y'all alone now to stare.
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