HIS LIFE SO HARD, REE. SO HARD.

WORD, YO. IT ISN'T EASY BEING GREEN JUSTIN. :*(

Lol, sometimes we are so fucked up mean to poor Justin. However, I admit, I love a good hustler!Justin fic.
He deserves a blowjob.

I'm thinking it's all his fault for hurting so pretty. That so deserves a blowjob! I'm just afraid what will happen during it, considering his track record aldkja.

LMAO!

And we LIKE Jusin! Hobbs/Ethan/Cody never stood a chance in fic, heh.

I've come to the conclusion that these things wouldn't happen to him, via certain authors, were he not height-challenged.

OMG IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE. THAT RANDY NEWMAN SONG WAS RIGHT. D:

fandom love hurts, yo, but there's nothing Justin can't take, right?

Hells, yeah. He owns a pink posse shirt and isn't afraid to use it!

silent_seas made this for me after I ranted on this subject one day... and we can ask the Sap what it's like to try to drug and gang rape Justin. Maybe after he gets his teeth surgically replaced he'll be able to answer us.

Obviously they're never really looked at Randy Harrison! LOL!

DON'T YOU KNOW THAT JUSTIN IS A FRAGILE LITTLE BUTTERFLY? ALL BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO JUSTIN.

IT'S SO TRAGICAL REALLY.

Michael really shouldn't spend so much of his time in the comic store writing fanfiction. :\

Or Hal for that matter.

Wait... is that all in the same fic? Because the fact that it wouldn't surprise me speaks volumes.

JUSTIN IS A VICTIMIZED VICTIM WHO NEEDS RESCUING BY PRINCE CHARMING A TALL DARK HAZEL-ORBED RESCUER WHO DOES NOT BELIEVE IN LOVE BUT WILL BECOME A CASTRATED HOUSEHUSBAND AFTER EXPERIENCING THE MAGICAL POWERS OF BUBBLE-BUTTED BUTTSECKS.

*nodz*

Nothing this fandom comes up with storywise would surprise me anymore, heh. The latest glut seems to be het!Brian discovering he's a big ole flamer once his dick touches Justin's. JUSTIN AND HIS GAY DICK. Will turn you gay, dontchaknow!

and then Michael kidnaps Jus, throws him out of the car on a roadside, Jus has amnesia, and then he dies in the bombing and Michael gets his organs. I didn't make those requests up :C

*giggles* I was reading the comments, and then I read yours and I was like... "hmm... Familiar, much?"... Then I looked at the name...

*waves* Hey there!! How's it goin'? *g*

Still on that same fight, huh? You'd think we'd know better by now... :D

God, tell me about it. It's ridiculous. But also quite entertaining *eg*

SO ENTERTAINING OMG. And it always amazes me when an out-there-no-way-that-exists request comes in... and then 10+ people provide links. WHA--?! Hee.

OMG, I KNOW!!! Poor pookie *petspets*

He's gotta get up in the morning all, "WHY BOTHER. AM GOING TO GET KIDNAPPED TODAY ANYWAY. AGAIN. :("

Justin would kick fandom's ass.

HE SO WOULD. And spit come in our eye!

BWAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
*lmao* I love your icon!!!

Did you see the last one??? He gets abducted as a child, THEN gets pregnant, and THEN they STEAL HIS BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 ~diez~

IMO, Getithere is much more effective than the qaf_crackfic community!!!!!!!!!!

IMO, Getithere is much more effective than the qaf_crackfic community!!!!!!!!!!

You know, it kinda has been on that track the past few months. I really don't get it.

Especially all the "Oh hai, I'm new and was wondering..." and then they proceed to outline some bizarro plot you'd swear certainly couldn't exist and goddamn! It does.

I'm not real positive the new requesters have actually watched the show. I think maybe they've YouTubed it and called it done.

It's not easy being Justin these days.
The last fic request -the one gaffiottte mentioned in her comment- killed me dead, too. =D

Life hard for Justin. And not in the fun Brian's dick way. :(

THAT ONE KEELED ME DED TOO JUST NOW.

THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH HUSTLER!JUSTIN.

I wanted to say, poor Justin :((

HUSTLER!JUSTIN IS ONE SEXY MUTHAFUCKER YO. At least when he's the *grrr snarky* type and not the one that's hysterically crying between repeated beat-downs from his pimp. :|

Brian will protect him! Uh. Unless he's busy running off with Michael. Dammit. POOR JUSTIN. We'll protect him! :X

Here is the ultimate Justin fic:

Little Amish Justin, who has undiagnosed Tourette's Syndrome,
runs away from home because he's become a cutter. At summer
band camp he meets Brian, a tall and handsome priest who is
also a detective AND a vampire. They fall in love, but Justin
starts having seizures, as well as an eating disorder, which
is made worse by his lactose intolerance and inability to
process glutens. Justin runs away and becomes a hustler in
New Orleans. He's arrested and released to a psychopathic
couple, Mikey and Ethan, who lock him in a cellar. Meanwhile,
Brian goes blind and gets cancer. When his guidedog is run
over by a bus, he wanders around, groping, until he hears
his "Sunshine" singing a song by Coldplay/Mariah Carey/Frank
"Sumatra." He follows the sound, which is coming from that
cellar. He butts his head against the wall and it falls,
releasing Justin from his prison. The blow to the head miraculously
restores Brian's sight! Just then the Pope appears and tells
them that gay priests can now marry and that the Amish are
now considered Catholics! Brian uses his detective/vampire
powers to track down the Evil Mikey and Ethan, who turn over
a new leaf and open a bed and breakfast together. Justin's
father sees the light and invites Brian and Justin to live
at their Amish farm, Britin, except with electricity and a
hot tub and very large four-poster bed. Justin realizes that
he's pregnant and gives birth immediately to quadruplets
named Brian, Jr., Justin, Jr., Briana, and Justine. And
Justin's gluten problem is helped by a change in diet.

And they all lived happily ever after!

You know someone's gonna read your comment and just you watch: in six months, maybe less, it'll be asked about on the comm! ;DDD

the more them are in pain,the more we LOVE them XD it's a universal rule/truth XD

*flying to getitther to read this ff XD *

SO TRUE, SO TRUE. :X

WORD. It's not his fault that Brian lurved him, people. Stop punishing him for it, jealous bitches.

Bwa! Word, yo. You'd think there'd be more abused!Brian, but nope. All on our little munchkin's wee gay shoulders.

They're all just jealous of his pretty hair.

Now THAT I can understand. S3 hair, omg. ♥♥♥

Because Justin is a total drama queen and there is absolutely nothing he wouldn't do for attention. ;)

TRU FAX. ATTENTION WHORE = KIDNAPPINGS AND ASSBABIES :X

This entry made me realize that I need to add a chapter or two to my epic ode to bad!fic "A Trip to the Diner."
I haven't covered hustler!Justin, cutter!Justin, OR eating disorder!Justin, although I DID have Justin pregnant with triplets, hit by a bus, and actually fall down a well, where evil!Craig leaves him after evil!Ethan lured Justin back from Brian.

Of course SOMEONE was supposed to make me a banner for my masterpiece, but she never has. I guess I could write more chapters without it. *sobs sadly* *layers on the guilt*

In other news:

NUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!NUKE!!!!!!!

OMG I'm such a bitch, I TOTALLY FORGOT, I'm so sorry!. D: I pinky-promise I'll do eet soon. That fic had me rolling. ;D

I KNOW RIGHT?! HOW GREAT WERE THEY?!

Ha ha ha, BFF, don't you know by now to stay away from the scaries at GiH??

But the crack, BFF! It calls to me. :X