Maybe we'll out it's his insidious plot to get rid of an auditorium full of fans by squirrel bites ALL AT THE SAME TIME. Or, um, something like that.

Could be! I just keep getting stuck on the "why would he need a QaF con to get there?" thing. :\

Or maybe he has a bunch of hitmen that are coming with him to off us all! Except, you know, most of us live in the US and don't have the money to go to Paris.

I'm thinking the same thing. Plus, he was just there. I'm still wondering if those people are just using his name to make money and then once everyone buys their tickets everyone will get a "Sorry, but Hal Sparks will be attending in the place of Randy Harrison." And everyone will be soooo p.o.ed and have to listen to Hal's jokes at dinner instead of... Randy silently glaring at you for being a fan. Sigh. Don't we just love his glares? Ahem. Sorry. Getting off track. ;p I really wonder though.