28 July 2008 @ 04:12 pm
hotdogs and squirrels and doodles, oh my!  
I am a camping survivor! Caaaaamping. *happy sigh* I mean, sure, I got lost on the trails, fell was pushed in the river more than once, ran like a deranged, squealing person from every.single.bee. that dared come within 500 feet of me and, well, going into the woods to pee with just your bravery and a roll of Charmin is a form of modern torture, but, omg, all worth it for the campfire hotdogs. They were so good, I cried when we ran out. :(( And lemme tell ya, they do not taste the same if you hold them over your stove burner once you get home due to your hotdog-lacking desperation.

ALSO OMG THERE WERE SQUIRRELS EVERYWHERE MUCH TO MY DELIGHT. I named them all Randy. Randy the Great of Head (seriously, his head was GINORMOUS), Randy the One Who Likes Nuts In His Mouth (okay, I totally was throwing him my trail mix nuts so I could name him this alkdjfa), Randy the Horny Doing Dirty Things To That Tree (musta been a boy tree), Randy the Aggressive (he clearly discovered I was a fangirl), Randy Making Rude Noises At Me From The Tree (this mighta been the same squirrel aldskja), Randy the Shy Who Runs Like A Banshee, Randy the One With A Crooked Tale That Looks Like It's Flipping Me Off (Bird, for short), etc. One got named Gale. He would lay on this giant rock in the sun and not move foreverrrrrr. I honestly thought he was dead for awhile, but then he'd twitch. I concluded he was just stoned.

I have much to catch up on (comments and Luke/Noah and Randy post to come, omg), but I leave you with a doooodle. I finally started redoing ones I lost (*single tear*) after Kinney the Computer's last mental breakdown.

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[identity profile] rinmonsterer.livejournal.com on July 29th, 2008 12:39 am (UTC)
you think the glaze from Justin was brown? I thought it'd be more like creamy white, you know? Although, well, maybe brown isn't totally impossible, though Brian didn't strike me as that kinky of a guy, but still o:
Liberty donuts &hearts And omg why does Brian look like a bulimic kid that broke into that pastry shop???

and asgdhjfdjs if the squirrels were named Justin, Randy could shoot them without remorse. Alas...
But ha, this is really PETA-clever of you, grl <3 Now he can possibly befriend them and they can have engaging, sophisticated conversations abouth theatre.
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[identity profile] url-girl.livejournal.com on July 31st, 2008 09:38 am (UTC)
ALDFKJALKJ OMG NOW I AM PICTURING BRIAN DOING THINGS I'D RATHER NOT I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY YOU WENCH. D:

I wanted to name it The Glory Donut Hole. But the simple name fit better/got the point across. BUT YOU KNOW IT'S REALLY NAMED THE GLORY DONUT HOLE HEE.

ALDKJFAJ HE DOES LOOK ALL BULIMIC. Clearly this is bad!fic where Justin has had him tied up in the basement as his sex slave to teach him how to eat again and they're on their first field trip. I fear it did not go well. Poor bulimic Brian. :(

I can't believe all the little squirrel lives I saved. Otherwise Randy would totally be wearing that squirrel coat by now. O.o

Have I mentioned lately how much I adore you? Cos, yeah. Totally do.
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[identity profile] rinmonsterer.livejournal.com on July 31st, 2008 04:30 pm (UTC)
sorry, didn't want to be alone with the mental image :D

Well, but you know, it's not qaf if it doesn't have 'liberty' in the name. That's how we know they're the qaf Brian Kinney and Justin Taylor and not some other Brian and Justin. Which is usually hard to tell in badfic realm, so the hints are necessary. But we know Brian calls the store by its True Name.

Yes, the whole eating disorder plot is just an excuse to put Justin permanently in the kitchen, where he's destined to be, so he can win Brian's heart by making him delicious food. And the story has a twist where Justin prepares tasty foods for Brian and has them delivered anonymously and Brian falls in love with the cooking and then he falls in love with Justin and then he's torn because he can't choose whether he wants to be with the cook or with Justin! But, [spoiler]it all ends well after 5MB of great emotional anguish on Brian's part and heart-wrenching scenes of Justin crying over sliced onion.[/spoiler] Seriously, someone should write a fic like that. Or should have. Culinary romance is totally underrated.

You're a total hero. I bet those squirrels are so grateful now that the next time you go into a forest, you'll get a squirrel comando to defend you from Randy bears.

It's mutual :D ♥
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