Man, did I pick the wrong week to be away from LJ or what? ALDFKJASL. Gale's been exercising his mad interview skillz, yo. And apparently his throwing arm.
"[Gale] picked up a chicken breast, enjoyed eating it and then accidentally dropped it. Instead of playing by the 5-second rule, he picked it up and then threw it like a bowling ball across the lawn, hitting a publicist in the foot." --here
MR. HOWARDFACE, YOU MAKE ME PEEPEE WITH YOUR BUTTERFINGERS AND LOVE OF POULTRY AND BOWLING. I BET YOU WERE TOTALLY AIMING FOR THAT EXACT FOOT TOO. GALE=BOWLING GOD Y'KNOW. *wheezes* How is it possible for him to be more adorkable than he already is?! ♥
Anyway, spent the evening getting caught up on all the Gale mentions/interviews from his recent mini press tour o' adorkableness and organized 'em in a nice little bullets list that would make even OCD!Brian Kinney proud.
Minor spoilers about Gale's DH character/first scene behind the cut.
• NEWSFLASH: GALE TO SHOW SKIN IN FIRST DH SCENE. FANDOM SHRUGS, HAVING ALREADY SEEN HIS BALLS. THEN SQUEES.
• THIS JUST IN: KEN IS OUT! JACKSON IS IN!
• LISTEN UP: NEW GALE ROLE CALLS FOR 'INTERESTING, ARTSY GUY'. CALLS RANDY AND ASKS TO SPEAK TO JUSTIN FOR ADVICE.
• HOLD THE PHONE: GALE TALKS TO GEOGRAPHICALLY CONFUSED BLOGGER ABOUT MUSIC. APOLOGIZES FORHAVING A NICE BEING AN ASS. (Best part of this one? "He strayed off subject frequently..." Oh, Gale, I heart your brain.)
• STOP THE PRESSES: GALE TORTURES BLOGGER WITH CHARACTER NAME GUESSING GAME. FANDOM WONDERS WHAT ODDS WERE THAT ONE POSSIBILITY WAS 'RANDY'.
• WHOA NELLY: BLOGGER TEASES ABOUT A GALE INTERVIEW. FANDOM GRABS HIS BALLS AND DEMANDS INTERVIEWRIGHTTHISMINUTE. BLOGGER SQUEAKS THAT GALE DRESSED IN ALL BLACK AND PLZLETGOLONGERINTERVIEWUPLATEROMG.
• COMING UP: BLOGGER PHOTOSHOPS GALE IN OTHERWISE BORING TEASE POST. NEEDS SPELCHCEK.
• HOLY INTERVIEW, BATMAN: GALE ADMITS TO BUTTSEXING RANDY IN PARIS. OR HAVING TALKED TO HIM RECENTLY. SAME DIFF. ALSO, GALE IS 'BEHIND' BRIAN, WHO IS SO TOTALLY GAYGAYGAY. LOUD LAUGHTER IS FANDOM GOING 'DUHH'. ALSO, GALE IS A GIANT WOOBIE.
• AHAHAHAHAHAHA: GALE HOWARD!
• OLD NEWS FOR US: GALE IS CRUSH-WORTHY!
There was not one "um" or "y'know." YOU KNOW HE SAID THEM. OMG STOP CLEANING UP HIS INTERVIEWS, BLOGGERS. Also? Darn Gale for being smarter than the average bear and somehow (aka showing up late) avoiding every single camera in existance for days. EVERY SINGLE CAMERA, PPL. *headdesk*
New Randy pics next post. MUAHAHAHAHA.
"[Gale] picked up a chicken breast, enjoyed eating it and then accidentally dropped it. Instead of playing by the 5-second rule, he picked it up and then threw it like a bowling ball across the lawn, hitting a publicist in the foot." --here
MR. HOWARDFACE, YOU MAKE ME PEEPEE WITH YOUR BUTTERFINGERS AND LOVE OF POULTRY AND BOWLING. I BET YOU WERE TOTALLY AIMING FOR THAT EXACT FOOT TOO. GALE=BOWLING GOD Y'KNOW. *wheezes* How is it possible for him to be more adorkable than he already is?! ♥
Anyway, spent the evening getting caught up on all the Gale mentions/interviews from his recent mini press tour o' adorkableness and organized 'em in a nice little bullets list that would make even OCD!Brian Kinney proud.
Minor spoilers about Gale's DH character/first scene behind the cut.
• NEWSFLASH: GALE TO SHOW SKIN IN FIRST DH SCENE. FANDOM SHRUGS, HAVING ALREADY SEEN HIS BALLS. THEN SQUEES.
• THIS JUST IN: KEN IS OUT! JACKSON IS IN!
• LISTEN UP: NEW GALE ROLE CALLS FOR 'INTERESTING, ARTSY GUY'. CALLS RANDY AND ASKS TO SPEAK TO JUSTIN FOR ADVICE.
• HOLD THE PHONE: GALE TALKS TO GEOGRAPHICALLY CONFUSED BLOGGER ABOUT MUSIC. APOLOGIZES FOR
• STOP THE PRESSES: GALE TORTURES BLOGGER WITH CHARACTER NAME GUESSING GAME. FANDOM WONDERS WHAT ODDS WERE THAT ONE POSSIBILITY WAS 'RANDY'.
• WHOA NELLY: BLOGGER TEASES ABOUT A GALE INTERVIEW. FANDOM GRABS HIS BALLS AND DEMANDS INTERVIEWRIGHTTHISMINUTE. BLOGGER SQUEAKS THAT GALE DRESSED IN ALL BLACK AND PLZLETGOLONGERINTERVIEWUPLATEROMG.
• COMING UP: BLOGGER PHOTOSHOPS GALE IN OTHERWISE BORING TEASE POST. NEEDS SPELCHCEK.
• HOLY INTERVIEW, BATMAN: GALE ADMITS TO BUTTSEXING RANDY IN PARIS. OR HAVING TALKED TO HIM RECENTLY. SAME DIFF. ALSO, GALE IS 'BEHIND' BRIAN, WHO IS SO TOTALLY GAYGAYGAY. LOUD LAUGHTER IS FANDOM GOING 'DUHH'. ALSO, GALE IS A GIANT WOOBIE.
• AHAHAHAHAHAHA: GALE HOWARD!
• OLD NEWS FOR US: GALE IS CRUSH-WORTHY!
There was not one "um" or "y'know." YOU KNOW HE SAID THEM. OMG STOP CLEANING UP HIS INTERVIEWS, BLOGGERS. Also? Darn Gale for being smarter than the average bear and somehow (aka showing up late) avoiding every single camera in existance for days. EVERY SINGLE CAMERA, PPL. *headdesk*
New Randy pics next post. MUAHAHAHAHA.
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