22 July 2008 @ 07:02 am
the gale round-up mega list  
Man, did I pick the wrong week to be away from LJ or what? ALDFKJASL. Gale's been exercising his mad interview skillz, yo. And apparently his throwing arm.


"[Gale] picked up a chicken breast, enjoyed eating it and then accidentally dropped it. Instead of playing by the 5-second rule, he picked it up and then threw it like a bowling ball across the lawn, hitting a publicist in the foot." --here

MR. HOWARDFACE, YOU MAKE ME PEEPEE WITH YOUR BUTTERFINGERS AND LOVE OF POULTRY AND BOWLING. I BET YOU WERE TOTALLY AIMING FOR THAT EXACT FOOT TOO. GALE=BOWLING GOD Y'KNOW. *wheezes* How is it possible for him to be more adorkable than he already is?! ♥

Anyway, spent the evening getting caught up on all the Gale mentions/interviews from his recent mini press tour o' adorkableness and organized 'em in a nice little bullets list that would make even OCD!Brian Kinney proud.

Minor spoilers about Gale's DH character/first scene behind the cut.


NEWSFLASH: GALE TO SHOW SKIN IN FIRST DH SCENE. FANDOM SHRUGS, HAVING ALREADY SEEN HIS BALLS. THEN SQUEES.

THIS JUST IN: KEN IS OUT! JACKSON IS IN!

LISTEN UP: NEW GALE ROLE CALLS FOR 'INTERESTING, ARTSY GUY'. CALLS RANDY AND ASKS TO SPEAK TO JUSTIN FOR ADVICE.

HOLD THE PHONE: GALE TALKS TO GEOGRAPHICALLY CONFUSED BLOGGER ABOUT MUSIC. APOLOGIZES FOR HAVING A NICE BEING AN ASS. (Best part of this one? "He strayed off subject frequently..." Oh, Gale, I heart your brain.)

STOP THE PRESSES: GALE TORTURES BLOGGER WITH CHARACTER NAME GUESSING GAME. FANDOM WONDERS WHAT ODDS WERE THAT ONE POSSIBILITY WAS 'RANDY'.

WHOA NELLY: BLOGGER TEASES ABOUT A GALE INTERVIEW. FANDOM GRABS HIS BALLS AND DEMANDS INTERVIEWRIGHTTHISMINUTE. BLOGGER SQUEAKS THAT GALE DRESSED IN ALL BLACK AND PLZLETGOLONGERINTERVIEWUPLATEROMG.

COMING UP: BLOGGER PHOTOSHOPS GALE IN OTHERWISE BORING TEASE POST. NEEDS SPELCHCEK.

HOLY INTERVIEW, BATMAN: GALE ADMITS TO BUTTSEXING RANDY IN PARIS. OR HAVING TALKED TO HIM RECENTLY. SAME DIFF. ALSO, GALE IS 'BEHIND' BRIAN, WHO IS SO TOTALLY GAYGAYGAY. LOUD LAUGHTER IS FANDOM GOING 'DUHH'. ALSO, GALE IS A GIANT WOOBIE.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA: GALE HOWARD!

OLD NEWS FOR US: GALE IS CRUSH-WORTHY!


There was not one "um" or "y'know." YOU KNOW HE SAID THEM. OMG STOP CLEANING UP HIS INTERVIEWS, BLOGGERS. Also? Darn Gale for being smarter than the average bear and somehow (aka showing up late) avoiding every single camera in existance for days. EVERY SINGLE CAMERA, PPL. *headdesk*

New Randy pics next post. MUAHAHAHAHA.
 
 
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[identity profile] mirror-mirror.livejournal.com on July 22nd, 2008 11:46 pm (UTC)
Poultry bowling. LMAO! Oh Gale Howard. ♥
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[identity profile] url-girl.livejournal.com on July 24th, 2008 06:49 am (UTC)
Leave it to him to keep us entertained. ;D
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Julie[identity profile] juliedarling.livejournal.com on July 23rd, 2008 02:30 am (UTC)
OMG THANK GOD YOU ARE HERE FINALLY. I WAS ABOUT TO SEND OUT THE NATIONAL GUARD, SRSLY. *CLINGS*

Marc Cherry must have a PA following Gale around on the press tour with a flask and a bag of weed. That is the only possible explanation for both Gale's total personality transplant and his sudden fondness for bowling with chicken (which, btw, should be the name of a new Southern rock band that Gale can form with his new blogger BFF).

If you had told me four years ago that Gale Harold would be doing a trashy primetime soap opera on ABC called Desperate Housewives, I would have said you were crazy. If you would have presented me with these interviews and said they were interviews with Gale, I would have laughed and told you to go back to bjfic.net where you belonged. CAN YOU EVEN BELIEVE THIS IS ALL REALITY. *boggles*
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[identity profile] url-girl.livejournal.com on July 24th, 2008 06:56 am (UTC)
OMG PLZ NEVER LET GO. *CLINGS* :X

Add in Gale probably getting laid regularly, and really, it explains a lot. No way that boy's chemical-free doing these parties and interviews. Bowling With Chicken aldfkja. They could totally tour with Bowling For Soup.

IT DOES NOT COMPUTE, JULIEFACE. IT JUST... NO. O.o I miss speshul Gale. Uh. Chicken boobie bowling nonwithstanding.
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[identity profile] cabtastic.livejournal.com on July 23rd, 2008 06:53 am (UTC)
Oh, noes!! Not the chicken bowling! When will the madness stop, BFF? When?!
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[identity profile] url-girl.livejournal.com on July 24th, 2008 06:57 am (UTC)
WHAT IF IT NEVER STOPS, BFF? WHAT THEN? D: D: D:
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[identity profile] akintay.livejournal.com on July 23rd, 2008 08:28 am (UTC)
*laughs* I'm so glad he did the chicken bowling thing, I was starting to worry if maybe that wasn't the Gale I know and love. He seems to tone down his speshulness lately :(

And omg, if all these people talked to him or saw him, why were they all too dumb to pick up a camera and take a pretty picture?
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[identity profile] url-girl.livejournal.com on July 24th, 2008 06:58 am (UTC)
I miss the speshulness. :( He'll always be speshul to us!

Seriously. WTF, PPL. Bet Gale confiscated all camera data cards and cell phones when he left. :|
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Mel[identity profile] ozchique.livejournal.com on July 23rd, 2008 03:05 pm (UTC)
I have not a clue what I would do without you.

You make me laugh, you tell me important things that I absolutley NEED to know (ie. Gale films scene in underwear) and most of all it's laid out in dot point format. (Who does not love a dot point, seriously?) *big squeezy hugs*
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[identity profile] url-girl.livejournal.com on July 24th, 2008 07:05 am (UTC)
Now, see, helps that we're brain twinny on our priorities. ;D

*dot love*

*smooches*
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[identity profile] locaporgale-01.livejournal.com on July 23rd, 2008 08:57 pm (UTC)
Oh our man is soooo funny and every day I love him more and more!!!


btw,I hate my life sooo much,I have no internet at all,and right now,I could kill anyone!!!,but thank God,there's Ree,to keeping us all update,thank you girl,YOU ROCK!!!!
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[identity profile] url-girl.livejournal.com on July 24th, 2008 07:06 am (UTC)
I'm with ya on that. ;D

Oh, no, did the computer die again? :(

*smooches you*
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[identity profile] locaporgale-01.livejournal.com on July 25th, 2008 01:34 pm (UTC)
I wish! at least if she died,I would have some hope,my connection is down,and I have to wait at least 2 weeks to hire another company,(hey,I live in the ass of the world,so things don't work as fast as there)
But I promise I'll check on your journal and other Gale news in the meantime,it sucks,but what can I do?
Thanks for the "smooches" see ya,and keep your fingers cross,so I can be back soon :)
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[identity profile] url-girl.livejournal.com on August 8th, 2008 06:58 am (UTC)
Oy, that definitely sucks! I'm anxiously awaiting your return, babe. :X
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[identity profile] locaporgale-01.livejournal.com on August 8th, 2008 05:19 pm (UTC)
Beso,besos,besos!
Thank you sweety!
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[identity profile] flashfly.livejournal.com on July 24th, 2008 04:48 am (UTC)
Your headlines killed me.
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[identity profile] url-girl.livejournal.com on July 24th, 2008 07:08 am (UTC)
THIS JUST IN: HEADLINES KILL FRIEND. REE MOURNS. THEN STEALS STEREO.
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[identity profile] flashfly.livejournal.com on July 26th, 2008 07:12 pm (UTC)
ALL I HAVE IS A WALKMAN!
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[identity profile] rinmonsterer.livejournal.com on July 24th, 2008 02:01 pm (UTC)
I loved that line:
Note: If you are offended by the notion of Harold in his Skivvies in a hot love scene, please, check your meds.
It's kinda ambiguous, like "please check your meds, because WTF is wrong with you!" or "please check your meds, because there's gonna be a lot of Gale!skin for you to behold"

The chicken bowling still makes me crack up like a psycho everytime I think about it, after three days or so after I read it (not unlike this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJ3559sOgZo)). It's like, when Peter Paige said a few weeks ago that Gale was a dork, we were all *a-ha! Gotcha, Gale!* like we were finaly on to some solid evidence to our suspicions. And now this. It's a conspiration!

Oh, and: stop hiding pics from us, you pesky interviewers! >:[
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[identity profile] url-girl.livejournal.com on August 1st, 2008 09:37 pm (UTC)
Bwa! Both ways make me laugh. ;D

I KNOW RIGHT. This bowling o' poultry could not have come at a better time alajs.

Yeah, man. What's up with the lack of photos? :(
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[identity profile] kyleschick.livejournal.com on July 26th, 2008 01:19 am (UTC)
I love how on the ball you are with everything Gale. *hugs*
That Gale is such a bowling god. I want him on my team! :D Interesting with the chicken breast... considering that 3 strikes gives a turkey... the poultry connection. lol

I always love how eloquent he sounds on print. ♥
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[identity profile] url-girl.livejournal.com on August 1st, 2008 09:41 pm (UTC)
There are definitely upsides to being obsessed. ;D

I would seriously pay money to see him play an actual bowling game. Turkey adlaj. Does it really?! OMG, how perfect is that? Bwa!

Guh, me too. That mind. ♥
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