TODAY IS A FABULOUS DAY! Many Years ago, there was sex had and Giovanna was born and today the world is so much better for it. I know I can't imagine life without you. OH, WIFE, I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU LIKE GALE HOWARD LOVES RANDYPANTS HARRISON. And by "love", I mean "luv and sex up in all ways straight lesbian partners can", kthx.

Aw, Gale will help you blow out your candles. And, um, I'm sure there's no reason to worry about how Randy keeps looking over at the knife. Just, y'know, keep an eye on him.

Now, c'mon, dance with me!

*hits play on our song --->Lollypop, The Song O' Luv ♥*