You guys, Kinney the computer was sick. Like, in the computer hospital, better known as the Geek Squad corner of Best Buy. He would suddenly just shut down. Scary, right? THEN Windows froze and even the tech guy couldn't get him to wake up. HE WAS IN A COMA LIKE JUSTIN.
Anyway, he's back home! With double his RAM and that alone makes him even more sexy. Though he does seem to have a slight case of PTSD. I have no idea what they did to fix him, but I can tellhis brain Windows and some programs are reacting... differently. *pokes at him* Oh, god! At one point, the tech was all *takes off Kinney's pants out his battery* and was nodding his head and in all seriousness said, "Yeah, he needs a good blowing." ALDKFJASLDKJF. He meant with the air compressor thingie they have to scare away dust, but no one can convince me I didn't name my computer perfectly. Just meet him and you'll want to blow him.
Sadly, he wasn't there when I went to pick Kinney up. It was the head tech and he had one expression with my charming self and it looked like this:
He looked so tired, I wanted to buy him coffee and feed him sugar. And, yes, I'm choosing to believe he was just tired and in serious need of a Twinkie instead of him finally getting a disappoving look at the girl with all the pron in her trash bin that she never got to delete before Kinney slipped into his coma that first day. Um. Shut up. HE WAS JUST TIRED.
Oh, oh! And, omg, more trauma: There are things missing from the Great Fix of 2008. Things missing, people! I keep going to open stuff and not finding it there. AND MY LUKE/NOAH CLIPS ON CD-R WON'T PLAY ANYMORE WTF. :(((
Of course, I never meant to be offline for so long, but dude. I caught up on so many shows, I deserve cupcakes, yo. There will be squeeage on that later when I'm not super-duper tired, trust me. Ditto on catching up on emails/comments/flist/etc. ♥
So, uh, I don't suppose Gale's landed a new TV series while I was gone, eh?
IN CONCLUSION: I MISSED YOU ALL, OMG. LET'S HAVE AN ORGY RIGHT THIS MINUTE. KINNEY IS AVAILABLE FOR BLOWING.
Anyway, he's back home! With double his RAM and that alone makes him even more sexy. Though he does seem to have a slight case of PTSD. I have no idea what they did to fix him, but I can tell
Sadly, he wasn't there when I went to pick Kinney up. It was the head tech and he had one expression with my charming self and it looked like this:
He looked so tired, I wanted to buy him coffee and feed him sugar. And, yes, I'm choosing to believe he was just tired and in serious need of a Twinkie instead of him finally getting a disappoving look at the girl with all the pron in her trash bin that she never got to delete before Kinney slipped into his coma that first day. Um. Shut up. HE WAS JUST TIRED.Oh, oh! And, omg, more trauma: There are things missing from the Great Fix of 2008. Things missing, people! I keep going to open stuff and not finding it there. AND MY LUKE/NOAH CLIPS ON CD-R WON'T PLAY ANYMORE WTF. :(((
Of course, I never meant to be offline for so long, but dude. I caught up on so many shows, I deserve cupcakes, yo. There will be squeeage on that later when I'm not super-duper tired, trust me. Ditto on catching up on emails/comments/flist/etc. ♥
So, uh, I don't suppose Gale's landed a new TV series while I was gone, eh?
IN CONCLUSION: I MISSED YOU ALL, OMG. LET'S HAVE AN ORGY RIGHT THIS MINUTE. KINNEY IS AVAILABLE FOR BLOWING.
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