alfkdjglkafdjhfk!!!1 - I HEART YOU, BIRTHDAY GIRL!
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Blurb
My Spoiler Policy According to Sheldon Cooper: Stuart: Here, Sheldon, I pulled the new Hellboy for you. It's mind-blowing. Sheldon: Excuse me! Spoiler alert! Stuart: I didn't spoil anything. Sheldon: You told me it's mind-blowing, so my mind is going into it pre-blown, and once a mind is pre-blown, it cannot be re-blown. --The Big Bang Theory
Happy birthday, my darling amelialourdes! You are fabulous and I love every square inch of you. And now, a bad!fic doodle I have been saving just for you. It's from your most favoritest author EVAH.