08 December 2007 @ 03:02 pm
a brian kinney cmas ad account  

The one straight-laced chick who looks all *WTF* - SHE IS MY FAVORITE OMG. You know annsummers.com went to Brian and was all "I need to get more dildos into more women, Mr. Kinney!", he was all "UM EW VAGINAS ARE ONLY GOOD FOR SMUGGLING DRUGS KTHX", but annsummers.com was all "But you could be responsible for countless orgasms!" and then Brian was all *flashes back on 41984736501857 trick's o-faces with Justin's as every other one (and the only one in color and not blurry)*

The rest is history, baby.
 
 
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[identity profile] suzvoy.livejournal.com on December 8th, 2007 11:16 pm (UTC)
Best ad ever :D Bwa!
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[identity profile] url-girl.livejournal.com on December 8th, 2007 11:18 pm (UTC)
The end with it buzzing in the wrapping paper. I DIED, SUZ.
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[identity profile] critic75.livejournal.com on December 9th, 2007 12:51 am (UTC)
It gave a whole new meaning to the old Christmas carol. One I will never forget.
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[identity profile] url-girl.livejournal.com on December 9th, 2007 01:10 am (UTC)
Will make walking around the mall a fun experience this year. *snicker*
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[identity profile] equus07.livejournal.com on December 9th, 2007 01:07 am (UTC)
OMIGAWDZ!!! *iz like so inlove with yous*
That was the greatest Ive seen in my entire life. And just the idea that Brian would totally take the account with that kind of encouragement!!
BWAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

oh, goodtimes.
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[identity profile] url-girl.livejournal.com on December 9th, 2007 01:11 am (UTC)
HEE! Can totally see Brian's evil look, "Hmmn, I have an idea..." Then getting Justin to draw the storyboards aldfjas.

*loves on you*
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[identity profile] zortrana.livejournal.com on December 9th, 2007 01:15 am (UTC)
That was just so wrong on so many levels. It has to be a Kinnetik ad!
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[identity profile] url-girl.livejournal.com on December 9th, 2007 07:45 am (UTC)
*snickers*
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[identity profile] the-super-manho.livejournal.com on December 9th, 2007 01:49 am (UTC)
Some of them looked like they were in pain. Is that normal? O_o
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[identity profile] url-girl.livejournal.com on December 9th, 2007 07:46 am (UTC)
Means they're doing it right! ;D
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[identity profile] silent-seas.livejournal.com on December 9th, 2007 01:59 am (UTC)
fhjhksfhzkfch the straight-laced girl's WTF face, and THE ENDING with the wrapping paper AHAHAHA. Awesome.

Brian did that, yes. Genius. Altho I have been known to smirk over 'o come all ye faithful' for many years now. I am a naughty caroler. Heeee.
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[identity profile] url-girl.livejournal.com on December 9th, 2007 07:48 am (UTC)
SO. PERFECT. Whoever's idea it was to have the vibrator be on in that last shot is a comedic genius, I swear.

See? This is why I love you.
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[identity profile] silent-seas.livejournal.com on December 9th, 2007 05:07 pm (UTC)
Also, they didn't edit out the noise from the vibrator. Ahaha, they are fearless.

No wonder I ended up in this fandom, right? *wink*

:D
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[identity profile] perifica.livejournal.com on December 9th, 2007 02:20 am (UTC)
omg lol.
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[identity profile] url-girl.livejournal.com on December 9th, 2007 07:51 am (UTC)
*snickers*
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[identity profile] xocydcharisseox.livejournal.com on December 9th, 2007 02:33 am (UTC)
Mmhmm. Totally a Brian add. ♥
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[identity profile] url-girl.livejournal.com on December 9th, 2007 07:52 am (UTC)
I knewed eet! Can you imagine all the free dildos Brian brought home? O.O <--Justin's eyes
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[identity profile] xocydcharisseox.livejournal.com on December 9th, 2007 07:56 am (UTC)
I can just imagine Justin holding some of them up like *omgwtfisthis* and then being all *OMGDOME!!!!1!*

OK just wondering... are we getting some new cmas icons this year from you my dear? I am on teh edge of my seat waiting!
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[identity profile] url-girl.livejournal.com on December 9th, 2007 08:02 am (UTC)
Bwa! Kid in a xxx candy store. Long as he gets to use 'em on Brian a few times. Guh.

Aw, you're a sweetheart for asking. ♥ Yup, new icons! Been working on 'em this weekend, so prolly Monday for posting. Hopefully. :D
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[identity profile] xocydcharisseox.livejournal.com on December 9th, 2007 05:28 pm (UTC)
...I think I'm gonna need a moment alone. Excuse me. *runs off*

*is back* Ok then. My holiday is not complete without some Ree Pastedd On Hedz icons! :*
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[identity profile] cabtastic.livejournal.com on December 9th, 2007 06:52 am (UTC)
That's amazing! :D Although, the girl in the grey shirt is my favorite.
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[identity profile] url-girl.livejournal.com on December 9th, 2007 07:56 am (UTC)
OMG. Her O.o face aldkjfa. How did I forget her? *cracks up* That is how I'm going to picture you now whenever we make out. :X
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[identity profile] seanmegansean.livejournal.com on December 9th, 2007 09:02 am (UTC)
Holy orgasm. Now that's what I call great advertising. The whole thing is priceless, but the last shot of the rotating, green shower cap wearing golden boy just killed me.

What a nice and Christmassy way to begin my Sunday *g*
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[identity profile] url-girl.livejournal.com on December 13th, 2007 09:54 am (UTC)
ISN'T IT GREAT?! :D
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[identity profile] youbetterwiseup.livejournal.com on December 9th, 2007 11:43 am (UTC)
:DDD

I have to say, my favorite thing in this post is your icon!!!

I stoled it :P

You think Brian flashes Giastin's sex face like that? In the middle of something, he flashes Giastin's orgasm face, and...maybe he gets aroused but but...I WOULD BURST OUT LAFFING LIEK MAD OMG!

*hearts Gale and Randy's S5 sex faces so much*
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[identity profile] url-girl.livejournal.com on December 13th, 2007 09:55 am (UTC)
You are more than welcome to sexface!Justin, babe. I KNOW you'll take good care of him. >;D
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[identity profile] nolyana.livejournal.com on December 9th, 2007 06:36 pm (UTC)
*snorts water* ... BUGGER!! Have got to stop drinking liquids while reading your LJ!!

That's, like, 10 kinds of wicked!! XD
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[identity profile] url-girl.livejournal.com on December 13th, 2007 09:56 am (UTC)
I should have a no-liquids warning. ;D
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[identity profile] ohfreckle.livejournal.com on December 9th, 2007 09:01 pm (UTC)
*snickers*

Lol I heart the wrapping paper. Yup, that's most definitely a B/J collaboration ;)

*luffs you*
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[identity profile] ohfreckle.livejournal.com on December 9th, 2007 09:02 pm (UTC)
P.S. Your icon makes me horny!
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[identity profile] url-girl.livejournal.com on December 13th, 2007 10:03 am (UTC)
JUSTIN'S THINKING OF YOU :X
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[identity profile] url-girl.livejournal.com on December 13th, 2007 09:59 am (UTC)
The wrapping paper totally MAKES that ending, bwa! I'd say Justin no doubt got lots of presents that looked like that, but I'm not so sure Brian would go through the trouble of actually wrapping the dildos. More like a big red bow on the tip. ;D

*luffs you more*
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[identity profile] bluebirdgirl.livejournal.com on December 9th, 2007 09:17 pm (UTC)
OMG!OMG!HOW MUCH DO I LOVE THAT YOU POSTED THIS!?!

true story, when i lived in Ireland, I worked for Ann Summers. my job was to go to parties hosted by various people and sell them fancy nightgowns and costumes, etc. kind of like 'fredricks of hollywood' meets tupperware. the entire back half of their catalog was comprised of various vibrators and other sex toys. At the "meet all the other ann summers girls" welcome dinner there was a two hour debate on which vibrator was best, and when I told them it was illegal to sell them in Texas, there was much shock and outrage. I think one girl cried. they then said that since i was going to have to explain how they all worked and how they were different to drunken middle aged house wives, they would help me out. and then they told me how each of them worked. in great detail. good times.

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[identity profile] url-girl.livejournal.com on December 13th, 2007 10:00 am (UTC)
OMG NO WAY. Okay, you are my new hero! :X

Also, I did not know they were illegal in TX. Now I want to cry, too. :((
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[identity profile] equus07.livejournal.com on December 10th, 2007 10:45 pm (UTC)
hello lady.
I wanted to let you know that i posted the video but also your text in a bulletin on my myspace. it was too good not too share.
i found out a month ago that one of my favorite people LOOOVES qaf and was all ohmigawdyay when i told her i met randy. :D shes probably one of the only people who will get the reference.
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[identity profile] url-girl.livejournal.com on December 13th, 2007 10:02 am (UTC)
LOL! Aw, I feel speshul. :D :X
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