Give us little yellow men and we is authors, omg!


Brian & The Bedtime Blowjob

url_girl: life would be sad without buttsex
paddies: yes, very.
url_girl: it would be all
url_girl: OMG
url_girl: HE LOOKS LIKE HE'S OPENING UP FOR A BLOWJOB
paddies: x_x
url_girl: and he looks bored about it lakfjdalskj
paddies: omg it's a tired blowjob!
paddies: like...
paddies: just before going to bed blowjob!
url_girl: *DED*
url_girl: HE BETTER NOT FALL ASLEEP DURING IT
url_girl: brian:
paddies: good night, bri---->gives tired blowjob
url_girl: *DED*
url_girl: justin:
paddies: brian:
paddies: then:
paddies: *pets dreaming justin's hair*
url_girl: brian's dick: (but backwards)


Or how about some RPS! This one isn't so much a LYM fic as it is just us being speshul, but there was a lot of us going and and that I edited out, so it, uh, totally counts, y'know? Neener.


Gale & The Pocket Randy!Ass

url_girl: who knew all those years
url_girl: it was randy's ass
url_girl: helping him act
paddies: maybe he should go around with a pocket randy!ass
paddies: just during the interviews or so...
url_girl: omg pocket randy!ass ladkfjasldfkjas
url_girl: if it's a pocket one, does he just finger it?
paddies: just with the pinky
url_girl: you'd just hear tiny little moans coming from his pocket
url_girl: "Pardon me, that's just my pocket randy!ass..."
url_girl: *moans*
paddies: *licks pinky and puts it into his pocket*
url_girl: ALDFKJASLFKJASLFKDJADSLFKJA
paddies: looks up
paddies: so, we were saying...
paddies: big words big words big words
url_girl: makes up words
paddies: takes hand out
paddies: you know?
url_girl: reporter:

THE END OMG.

REE&GIO