Okay. Who gave me their cold?

Last night I rediscovered something about myself. Yes, I dug deep into who Ree is and what do you know... I actually will pee the carpet when watching oogy-boogy scary stuff alkfjasldfj. Turns out I'm not just not cut out for watching supernatural-esque shows. paddies tried to lure me to Hex, but ACK, GHOST! And now, OMG, marishna, I have failed thee. I tried with Supernatural, I reallyreally did. But spirits, omg, no no no no, plz don't eat me.

But banter! There was boy banter! I only saw a few minutes of it and can already tell why fandom is clutching those boys so tightly. Not to mention, ahem, writing about them clutching each other. Chemistry, mmmm. I didn't even seem to mind much that it was Gilmore-Girls!Dean I was watching. Which is a shocker enough, considering how much I glared at him back then. Anyway, if it weren't for the supernatural part of the show, I'd totally watch it (cos, hello, incest, yay!). Unfortunately, that's it NAME. So, um, no. :\

BUT I STILL LOVE YOU, POO NIPPLE. Even if your show does make me hide in a locked apartment with the alarm on. For all the good that'll do me, I've learned, OMGWTF. *pees the carpet*



- Jack's what? HOT, THAT'S RIGHT. I know the cast must get sick of only wearing one outfit for months, but I hope Jack never has to change. Unless we get to see him changing and there is Jack!skin involved. Only then will I willingly give up his Black Outfit O' Hotness.

- Is Tony still alive? AN UPDATE WOULD BE NICE, PEOPLE. I know, I know. They're busy saving the world. But, but! I miss him. :(

- A couple of times I had sympathy for Logan. Then I got over it. :| 'Round about the time he said, "[The Russian Pres] will know I gave him up for assassination." Better let him get killed then, by all means! :| :| :|

I mean, I want to feel for Logan, I really do. He has to choose between his wife and thousands of innocents. And as those incredibly wise Vulcans always say, the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.

It's interesting how different people react to that, though. Jack was faced with the same problem at the mall. He chose the few. I'm not saying one way is more right than the other. It becomes a judgement call at some point. From a collateral POV, Logan did the right thing. The hardest decisions are usually seen as brave and come at a price, yada yada. But from an emotional POV, sitting in that car and thinking your husband is going to choose the possibility of retaliation rather than your life? Dude. Logan won't be getting any ass for a longlonglong time. And he thought she was annoyed about him sending her off to the psych ward. :|

- See Lynn. See Lynn spazz out. Spazz, Lynn, spazz. *pets him* I'm beginning to think his family used to talk behind his back when he was a kid. It would explain a lot. :|

- Audrey grills Jack about his ex-boyfriend Henderson.

A: You've never mentioned him.
J: I know. Things ended badly between us.

*cough*Like Nina.*cough*

That happens when you turn your boyfriend in for... whatever it was he did, I forget. And you can tell it still bothers Jack, too. And he was having doubts if Henderson was guilty. Oh, Jack. Don't second-guess yourself. It'll get you blown up. :|

- Logan wanting to call the terrorists to explain that his wife was in the car. Mike was all, "Um sir... o.O" Bwa! But that was one of the brief moments I wanted to pet Logan. He may be an idiot, but he really does love his wife.

- Um. Those Suvarov's looked a little suspicious long before the attack, thanks to Martha when she talks to Aaron.

M: Any changes in our route, omg?
A: Uhh...nooooo, why??
M: ...
S: :| :|

Having survived the assassination attempt, no doubt Suvarov and the wife won't be dining with the Logans any time soon. He may not know the details, but he doesn't seem like a stupid man and doing the math here won't be that hard. Though I'm sure Logan will reassure them that had he known, he surely wouldn't have let his wife drive with them blah blah.

- Carrie, ya big ole girl. You could have totally taken Lynn in a fight. Why you cry?

L: You're FIRED!
C:

Seriously, working with Chloe, you wouldn't think she'd be so sensitive. (Says the girl who cried in the dvd aisle when she was fired. OMG shut up.)

- Chloe and Edgar sniping at each other never fails to give me warm fuzzies. But Edgar sucks at covering for people.

L: Where's Chloe?
E: She had to step away for a minute.
L: Where?
E: I don't know.

"I don't know." Seriously, that's the best he had? THAT'S WHAT HE WOULD HAVE SAID ANYWAY, HAD AUDREY NOT RECRUITED HIM. :| :| :|

- Audrey's computer has 25.9 GB of webspace free. /random

- OMG IT'S BUCKAROO BONZAI!!! I like him. He can stay. Unless he dies. Which considering this show, could happen in the next ten minutes. Anyway, I wonder when exactly he knew he had to grab his trusty stun gun. I mean, did he hear Jack out in the reception area, or was he just expecting someone, just not knowing who? Either way, we can see where Jack maybe gets some of his "always be on guard-ness". *cough*Jack's lapse in the bunker notwithstanding.*cough*

- "Now that can't be true, can it?" I heart smartass Jack. Also, he calls Buckaroo "Christopher". Lovahs, I'm telling youuuu. Yeah, Jack calls Bill by his first name, too. What's your point?

- Know when I suspected Buckaroo was dirty? When Jack asked to see the bunker and Buckaroo paused for that long ass time. PLUS when Jack told him about Bill heading CTU now, and Buckaroo was all *omg, he's a dumbhead*. If someone doesn't like Bill, you know they're either dirty or off their medication.

- Everyone? Curtis is waaaaatching you. And I heart that Curtis didn't jump at the chance to dethrown Lynn. He took it v. seriously.

- "I think I've been embarrassed enough today." And we get a v. good insight into where Lynn's head is and it's not on the job. And this right after he told Jenny he didn't want her to embarrass him. Didn't happen the way he expected it would, but still happened.

- Audrey messages both Chloe and Edgar to follow her into the corridor. To show how stealthy they are at this subterfuge spy stuffs, Chloe and Edgar GET UP AT THE SAME TIME AND LEAVE TOGETHER. :|

- "For the record, this is not a good idea." I heart you, Edgar. And you were right. Were it not for Curtis and Audrey, you'd be outta there. Though if what Edgar was doing was so sensitive (enough to alert Lynn), why wasn't Chloe the one doing it?

- We all know the attack chatter was real. Now imagine Lynn's reaction when he finds out. He nearly got the First Lady and Russia's president/wife killed. And he thought he was already having a bad day.

- Much as I adore Jean Smart, I was kinda hoping she'd be killed. My hopes were that Logan would have had to grow a backbone for the rest of the series and we'd see how that one action would change the rest of his decisions. Or, she gets killed and Logan is emotionally useless to the Nation for the rest of the day. Ooo, then the Vice President could have taken over! Know who would kick ass as VP? Mitch Pileggi (Skinner on X-Files). I would kill for him to join the cast.

- Logan, "My father always said life was about problem solving. That every problem has a solution." Yeah, that's you, Problem Solver Extraordinaire. :|

That said, I can actually picture Logan as a little boy, his father constantly turning everything.single.thing.in.life into a learning exercise about problem solving. A lifetime of that and by the time you're president, you've constantly got your father's voice in your head, second guessing all your decisions. So you're constantly turning to others to confirm decisions. And just, god, that would drive me nuts.

- And then any sympathy I might have had for Logan does a twirly down the toilet when he's making peace with himself over Martha with Mike.

L: DAMN YOU, MARTHAFACE. You brought it upon yourself.
M: :|
L: Pray with me.
M: :| :| :|

Seriously, did you SEE that look Mike gives him when he blames Martha? Dude. If ever there was a WTF expression, that was it. And THEN, omg. They're kneeling and Logan puts his hand on Mike's back. AND MIKE LOOKS AT IT AND LOGAN SNATCHES IT BACK. *dies*

- OMG LYNN TOLD AUDREY TO SHUT UP! :D

- The Curtis and Lynn Showdown. How awesome was that?! Lynn trying to be all *GRRRR* and Curtis looking down at him all *I've been choked by Jack today. You do not scare me, little man.* Poor Lynn. He was doing so good when he arrived. Then everything just fell apart. I hope they don't keep him in holding for the rest of the show. I will miss his pudgy little body rushing around! And not liking Astin, you know how much that pains me to say. Still, I hold out hope that Jenny and his security card will get him involved in the storyline again v. v. soon.

- Best part? Security man standing there all "Let's see. Six foot man with gun or five foot hobbit with rage issues... decisions, decisions..." Bwa!

- BILL IS BACK, BABY! It's amazing how the *feel* of CTU instantly righted itself soon as he strode in. Bill. ♥

- How did that MISSILE not blow up the entire car? I've seen movies where one bullet has exploded semi trucks. :| But, yay, Martha is okay! AND AARON OMG. I thought he was dead and started to cry. But then he went all kick ass on them and saved the day. And then Martha touches his face, awwwwww. Aaron better get some serious medals and a raise after today. Though, you know him, he'd be all "It's my job, ma'am." :X

- A little Logan love here. News that Martha survived actually makes Logan stagger on his feet. I liked that.

- Okay, let's review Buckaroo dialogue thus far.

H: Nothing gets in and nothing gets out in these bunkers.
H: Bill is an idiothead!
H: You didn't believe me, omg.
H: You turned me in, omfg.

OMG JACK GET OUT. I AM NOT EVEN A FIELD AGENT AND I KNOW YOU SHOULD NOT BE IN THERE KTHX.

- Was it the bomb interferring with the phones or were they cut? There seemed to be static. So I'm assuming it was interferance from the remote Buckaroo had. That makes sense, right? *overthinks things*

- Buckaroo called a woman. I WONDER WHO IT IS. *impatient*

- Jack is like our present day MacGuyver. He's all *survives bomb in under a minute*. Also, great. Now he is deaf, too. The way he shakes his head when he comes up - so cute.

- Hi, Jack's ribs. It's Ree again. So, um. Jack was pushing giant file cabinets, diving into underfloor hidey spots and lifting heavy debris off his hatch. And ya got nothing for me, huh? Really? Nothing?

- "Mr. President, this is our final conversation." ALFJASLKFASLJ OMG SO GOOD.

NEXT WEEK IS TWO HOURS. *spazzes like Lynn*


Okay. Back to Randy iconization alfjaslj.

Nerd: I totally have "Rock Me Amadeus" playing on repeat.
Nerdier: I know all the words and am not afraid to sing them really loud.
Nerdiest: It was on my computer long before Randy got the play.

1756, Salzburg, January 27, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart is born
1761, at the age of five Amadeus begins composing
1773, he writes his first piano concerto
1782, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart marries Constance Weber
1784, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart becomes a free mason
1791, Mozart composes "The Magic Flute"
On December 5th of that same year, Mozart dies
1985, Austrian rock singer Falco records
2006, TV's Randy Harrison takes to the stage and we all sing
Rock Me Amadeus!