Oh god. Reeface. I just... I don't know what to say.

Randy. Randy Randy Randy. Surely you got paid enough, being on that big gay show you hated so, to have a wardrobe consisting of more than 3 items. And surely this pretentious "Academy" he attended in Atlanta would be able to afford more in the way of costumes than a RobinHood bonnet -- I'm pretending it's the school's, cause I just don't want to imagine it being a possession of Randy's. Oh the horror. Can't you see him strolling the streets of Brooklyn, hand in hand with Simon, wearing the RobinHood hat, daring anyone to even THINK about looking at him twice... ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

You would think that Simon would have, by now, started to just buy things and put them in Randy's side of the closet, hoping he would one day catch the hint that a single New Order sweatshirt for his fall/winter collection and plaid button-up for spring/summer just would not suffice. But clearly he fears the wrath of angry!Randy as much as the rest of humanity does... that can be the only excuse.

Nevertheless, I LOVE HIM EVEN MORE OMG. I love how he's all "You want me to come back and support the school that never really supported me, now that I'm famous? Well... sure! And I'll bring my finest costumes as well! " Oh Randy, your bitchiness will never get tiresome.

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR SHARING AND PERMITTING ME TO POST THE LONGEST COMMENT EVER, REEFACE!!! You are best ev!