Gale appreciates the damn fine view from 2nd place.
As for Randy, move outta his way or he'll cut you. :|

And now finally the 24 post I started like, um, a week ago. I am Ree. I rock. :p



- Firstly (as always), OMG JACK IS HOT. Seriously, his wardrobe this season is killing me. Dark jeans, black shirt, black sweatshirt. Also of note: Both he and the bad guys wear black. I just... I've always liked the use of color and wardrobe for characters. Jack in black, he's the anti-hero. Do what it takes, regardless. (EXCEPT KILLING WEE ONES IN THE MALL KTHX.) And really, were you a random spectator of that rooftop scene, would you have known who the bad guys were?

- I really thought 2nd-in-command!Ivan would last longer. :\ But, yay, new bad guy! Speaking of which...

- Julian Sands got the part Peter Wingfield (METHOS OMG) was supposed to play, had his green card come through in time. Woe. Methos would have kicked ass, man. Hello, he was Death, one of the original bad guys!

- I've admitted to yawning when Fangs was on-screen before, but he's much more fun to watch when he's making Audrey his bitch and teaming up with Jack. LOVED him asking Jack for help - AND KNOWING HE'D DO IT. That man did some serious research. He does know Jack. Heh heh. /corny

- Logan The Pot to The Kettle Lynn, "Take responsibility and do your job." :|

- Jenny is back, yay! We knew that security card was gonna be baaaack. Oh, Lynnface. So.much.pressure.omg. And just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean everyone isn't really talking behind your back. You're rather cute when you're angry. Not I wanna hump you-cute, but I wanna pet your head and feed you a sandwich-cute. Lynn, "CTU is way too porous." And y'know what? He's right. It really is. And, yeah, it's for the good Jack has inside help. But, dude. Security SUCKS for that place.

- Heh. When Audrey and Lynn are arguing in the conference room, Chloe's scrunched down at the table all *omg mommy and daddy are fighting*. For as much smack as she hands out, she really doesn't like being amid confrontation. So Brian, omg.

- You know Curtis, soon as he got those orders to bring Jack in, was all "What are my odds of getting Jack into CTU without getting my ass beat on? :| :| :| " I swear, he was all *shit* *shuffles* *don't make this harder* *gingerly takes gun* *eyes Jack*. Quickly followed by *hit in head* *choked unconscious* *left on roadside*. Poor fella must hate being right, heh.

- When Curtis touched Jack's arm, Jack looks down at it all EXCUSE ME NO TOUCHING. That cracked me up. And, um. Turned me on. Don't ask.

- Jack's ribs, why do you mock me, why? You let Jack pick up a ginormous man without even a good wince. I'm disappointed in you.

- KIEFER TATTOO SIGHTING OMG. When Jack grabs his gun off of unconscious!Curtis, you can see his inner wrist tattoo aldkjfasldkfj. *dies*

- OMG. There's another government spy. Y'know, that chick who's the First Lady's personal aide is a little shifty...

- I've been to Moorpark more times than I can count. I have yet to run into Kiefer. Dammit.

- Wow. I may not like Audrey, but I have to admire her poker face. Not once while talking to Lynn about talking to Jack does she waver that she's been talking to Jack behind Lynn's back.

- Audrey has to mention it's FOR JACK before Chloe will help her. Heh.

- Logan, "I'm not talking to a terrorist. You talk to him." Again with the shrugging off responsibility. Well. Least he's consistant. :|

- Um. Why are the bad guys mad at Moscow again? I forget. :\

- Speaking of security. Randomness: Security men at CTU wear red and don't ever talk. Just like on Star Trek, omg. /nerd

- So, wait. Who was Fangs? I mean, he loves this country, Jack talks about treason. So he's American. His contact was Walt, admired Palmer, had access to DOD security codes. Could he be government?

- Well, whoever he was, Fangs is a fortunate man that the bad guys after him suck at shooting. Seriously. In the warehouse/on the roof, Bad Guys have automatic rifles. Automatic rifles! They could have just laid down a blanket spray of bullets and killed him. And it's not like Fangs was actually running fast. Or even that agile-ly. :|

- Why, when your gun runs out of amm, does everyone look it? Heh.

- Back to the roof. Holy mother of all things hot. Jack. Has a gun. And knows how to use it. Bet YOUR boyfriend can't shoot down helicopters - with only a hand gun, mind you - all by himself like MINE can.

- Okay. Let's review the shootout. Pay close attention, Fangs.

F: *shot in leg*
J: *shoots bad guy*
F: Whoa, that was close.
J: Stay down, omg!
F: *leans forward into gunfire*
J: *shoots helicopter down*
F: *gets fatally shot 671230984 times*
J: :|

DUDE! WHAT DID JACK TELL YOU? He told you to STAY DOWN. And what have we learned here? Yes, that's right. ALWAYS DO WHAT JACK TELLS YOU, IDIOT. Argh. And you can't tell me Fangs wasn't sure if Jack would really try and save his life. Supposedly Fangs knew Jack well enough to put his safety in his hands ten minutes earlier.

- Chloe's data socket = 5J55J. Five hundred and fifty-five bucks says she named it herself and the J stands for Jack. Yeah, she'd like Jack to send a little sumin'-sumin' to her data socket, all right...

- I love the First Lady immensely. She and Jack need to become partners and kick ass together. That said, I've noticed that twice, when faced with the opportunity to "do the right thing", she remains quiet. First with Walt's widow and now with the assassination. She's obviously v. opinionated about what should be done (in both cases) - and then doesn't do it. Of course, jumping into the limo at the end was definitely her finally taking action. I just thought that was interesting.

- AARON OMG GET OUT OF THE LIMO :((((((

- Logan on why he's negotiating with terrorists, "It's not that simple." Well, actually it is. Then again, this is probably why I would make a lousy politician.

- Um. Sir? This is every CTU employee in the room. That map location might be a little easiest to inform SWAT about, sir, if you didn't just completely mark out all the street names with that huge ass X. The names I need to, y'know, navigate, sir. :|

- OMG BILL, NOOOOOOOOO. He better not be locked up for long. They already took away my Tony. :|

- Oh, my. Chloe and Jack on Christopher Henderson:

C: You know him?
J: *long pause*
C: *imagines Jack naked*
J: Yeah, he was the guy I fucked more than once.

I'm telling ya. It's true.

Oh, oh! And my Hot Tech Support capped Jack!skin, omg. He gets his gun and, whoop! there it is. :">


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