I'm having one of those dropped a chocolate-covered raisin down between my boobs and am just now realizing that fact kinda nights. Um, melty. I freaked out at first cos HELLO SOMETHING SQUISHY BETWEEN MY BOOBS. And, really, without a naked guy around in the immediate vacinity, that's just plain hard to figure out quickly. But, yeah. Raisin!

Awesomesauce Pimp: amelialourdes's first Queer as Folk Nostalgia Post (Fan Fiction) is finally up, ya'll. I want to marry it and have its babies. In greatly detailed paragraphs with links to where we would live, complete with floorplan layouts and pictures of our honeymoon suite. True story, true story. YOU MUST GO LOOK OKAY.

So, hey, you may have noticed a little show called Lost was on last night.

Lost

OH MY GOD SO GOOD.

• The island popping in and out through time might be the best thing evah. The possibility for answers is HUGE. And older characters coming back! BOON AND SHANNON COULD SHOW UP, Y'ALL.

• Sawyer half-naked for the entire first ep. SCORE! Even if he spent all that time demanding other people's clothes aldfja. Why so modest suddenly, Sawyer? I guess he was feeling exposed, what with a time traveling island and fire arrows coming at him. Also? FIRE ARROWS. Dude. That was random.

• Sawyer and Juliet bantering with each other FTW. Love how a touch from her on his arm will get him to stop yelling or to walk off. They have this loss of the ones they loved on that helicopter in common and that sad understanding, guh. Great chemistry. Of course, I also really liked her chemistry with Jack. Her chemistry is kinda whorey that way.

• Hurley and Sayid's Excellent Adventures! I'm tempted to say they were the best part. But y'know, naked Sawyer.

• ANA LUCIA I HAVE MISSED YOU GIRL. I happy yelled when she popped into Hurley's window. "Don't get arrested!" Yes, writers, yes, I get the irony.

• Hurley listening to Sayid and doing the exact opposite of what Ben told him to do. YEAH! That little manical "I WIN!" grin-laugh on Hurley's face as he's being arrested aldfja.

• Wouldn't the police have had a search warrant to search Hurley's parents' house? Them just asking *hey, seen Hurley?* then leaving seemed off.

• Hurley recapping the last 108 days, "[push that button every 108 hours or]... well, I wasn't ever too sure on that. And then..." HEE. OH HURLEY. ♥

• Kate and Aaron still cute. And, hey, might be easier to keep one Aaron this time since 3 year olds don't grow as fast as infants. Love her instinct was to runrunrun.

• Jackbeard got shaved. :*(

• Charlotte's so gonna die. And from the way Daniel reacted, I'd say he aleady knew that.

• Okay, so I know Daniel said you couldn't change the past. What happened, happened. So, isn't Jack & Co. leaving in the past? And they sure are trying to change that. So I wonder if he'll try to foil Ben's plan to bring them back?

• Locke is so not dead. He must be drugged to fake it and manipulate Jack & Co. into going back to the island. Would make sense why Ben was so concerned with someone watching over him. They're waiting for his eyes to pop open. That scene will kick bootay aldfja.

• Someone else I don't think is dead? Jin. I love the idea of Sun seeking revenge and becoming this cold, hard person like Jin was before the island -- only to find out he was actually alive this whole time. Ooooooooh.

LOST IS BACK! LOST IS BACK!


And while we're talking about shows that hurt my brain.

BSG

Cos I am so confused.

There was a lot packed into the ep, man! I know we gotta make these last ten hours count, but, wow. A lot of stuff. Ellen is the last Cylon revealed (really? REALLY? I want my money back. :| :| :|), oh, yeah, the 13th colony were Cylons too, Kira died on the planet and then gives herself a funeral pyre even Darth Vader woulda been proud of, everyone is suicidal but Dee actually does it, the 4 Cylons are actually from Earth and being there suddenly jogs their memories. And they happen to land exactly where the Chief died 2000 yrs earlier. I just... wha-?

I missed you so much, show. I do not even care if you make my brain hurt. ♥