I'm guessing Ted Casablanca is a Gale fanboy and is having some kind of Gale withdrawal and wanted to spread some rumors in the hopes that Galeface would call him to deny his lies.

This freezing weather must be hell for the Gale!shoulder. I hope someone provides him with some herbal remedies for teh pain.

Since I'm incredibly shallow I wonder if Gale's magnificent hat collection is being used to protect a pink posse type buzz cut. :S