See, for the viral video that SIMPLY MUST HAPPEN, Justin tiny!elf could be one of Santa's elves who's always in trouble because he's kind of a dork and not one of the cool!kid elves who are in charge of making the cool toys like the electronic cars; instead, he's assigned to letter blocks for babies or something. He really wants to make the important toys, so he needs to get Santa to notice him. Santa has this obsession with the Abominable!Gale, who's instituted an anti-holiday/no-fly zone over his section of the pole, and has actually taken pot-shots at the sled on Xmas eve if it comes too close. Tiny!elf decides he needs to try to get Abominable!Gale to let Santa through, since the no!Santa zone lies on the route to Canada, and since Canadians are always on the "good" list, Santa's getting to them last makes it looks like he's not acknowledging their saintliness; which doesn't make the Canadians angry since they are too good to do anything but accept being treated like crap with a "it's not aboot us! It's aboot Santa's generosity, eh?" but it makes Santa have angina and since his obesity makes him ready to keel over anyway, tiny!elf thinks it would be good to prevent that, make Mrs. Claus happy and get a plug for making the good toys.

So he goes to visit abominable!Gale and immediately thinks, OMG this guy is totally hot and holy shit I'm totally gay.

And, I don't know, maybe tiny!elf could distract abominable!Gale with sex (after huge amounts of resistance for Abominable!Gale, who insists he does NOT want tiny!elf, hates love and happiness but might not mind getting his woody taken care of; it's not that tiny!elf makes him hard, it's just... well it's cold, and the damn thing freezes up) while Santa flies overhead, and tiny!elf decides he'd rather hang out with Abominable!Gale. And maybe Abominable!Gale could convince tiny!elf that he's better off not working for nothing in the exploitative capitalist Santa workshop anyway, and the joys of target shooting. And tiny!elf keeps insisting he really does believe in love, happiness and the Christmas way, even as he takes out Donner.

...not that I've thought about it or anything.