I'm going to apologize for the long comment right from the beginning cause I have so much to say!

Whole time I'm reading this I'm thinking "how did I miss this?" cause for some reason I thought it was from days ago. I blame 2am, no clue why I thought that!

ALSO, this entry ruined all possibility of me not waking up the family with laughter. I saw those pictures in the comments of your other post, but what you said about it being Randy's fault? SO TRUE. And lets be honest, if it was anyone else in that first picture I would have on my WTF-face, but since it is Randy I have on my :DDDDDD face!

Four! He really loved that table!
HE SO DID. In half the youtube videos I watched he just rubbed and rubbed and rubbed that table. Must have been soft. Or else he was getting distracted at the thought of rubbing something else...

...aaand about here is where the realization is sinking in. ROOM FULL OF FANGIRLS/BOYS.
I bet he was mentally checking his bank account, seeing if maybe he could have scrounged up enough change to ditch the FREE trip and the con, resulting in the loss of some cash but the saving of sanity.

Your entire commentary about Gale's phone number was v.v. funny. And now I totally picture Gale and Randy having the talk about giving out Hal's phone number. That was probably decided after they both read that recent Hal interview and Randy called Gale up to let him know he'd kick some butt if need be. But then Gale had better ideas... or something. Randy will probably have to get punished for not following through with The Master Plan, but he's probably down for any punishments Gale hands out, so.

OH! But BEST LINE IN THIS ENTRY? If it isn't her, my next guess is Janeane Garofalo. And really, that'd just bring up a whole nother set of questions.

STILL CRACKING UP AS I PASTE IT REE!

♥