HAI FLIST THIS IS ME (MINUS THE CRAPPY PHONE PLAN):
THOUGH MY FANGIRLING MR. PHELPS IS TOTALLY AGAINST MY WILL. I'm not even sure how it happened. I suspect Herman the Bulldog snoring in Michael's bed during that little NBC documercial might have influenced me. And, y'know, the whole swimming like a super fast fish and making me believe in hard work and dreams thing. But then there's Michael's adorkable factor and it is through.the.roof, guys, seriously, and it just makes me love him all the more and want to be the 295482629 calories he consumes every day adskja. THOUGH HIS FREAKY FINGER TOES STILL SCARE ME A LITTLE. D:

I'm so sad swimming is over. :(