Now I really regret missing the Oscars. All these awful garments and hairstyles and I passed the opportunity to mock and throw balled socks at my screen.

Hee, Jon Stewart! Now, where's Colbert?

Also, Cheno can do no wrong in my book.

Fashion-wise, Thea = Gale. Michelle = Randy.

I'm guessing Randy would have no qualms about wearing that dress for drunken-karaoke night.