no_apologies_86 gave a little pimp about this post and here I am. Ta-da! *does some little ta-da jiggy*

You know, with that moustachio and all, he should try out for a Psycho remake or something. Because see, imagine...

A young, good-looking man stayed next door. Every morning he went out of the house, took the newspaper and gave his neighbour a little smile *points to first picture*

But behind the innocent-looking facade, he held secrets... dark secrets.

Every night he would seduce men (or women, depending if you wanna make a gay Psycho or a straight Psycho) *points to second picture*

But unknown to the victims, it would be their last night of passion! Deng-deng-deng!