OH PARTNER! I LOVE YOU LIKE BRIAN KINNEY LOVES JUSTIN TAYLOR, FOREVER AND EVER IN ALLCAPS! SO I MADE YOU CHEEZY B/J "VIDS" FOR YOUR B-DAY, COS NOTHING SAYS ETERNAL DEVOTION LIKE TEH LOVE. AND BOYSECKS. IN ICONS. PUT TO MUSIC.


BIRTHDAY VID INSTRUCTIONS OMG:
1) Download songs
2) Let all the icons load (I'm so sorry, fellow dial-uppers)
3) Follow along to the words/music/icons
4) Sing along
5) Bask in teh B/J love!
6) Know you're my best friend and I love you ♥ ♥ ♥

The Bad Touch - Bloodhound Gang
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Ha-Ha! Well now, we call this the act of mating



But there are several other very important differences
Between human beings and animals that you should know about



I'd appreciate your input



Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought



Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about



So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts



Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up



You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds



I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns



Come quicker than FedEx



Never reach an apex just like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined
To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time



Do it now



You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel



Do it again now



You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel



Gettin' horny now



Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it



Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas



But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean needs "Small Craft Advisory"
So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, B-5 you sunk my battleship



Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip



So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time" you'll Lovett just like Lyle



And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files"



Do it now



You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel



Do it again now



You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel



Gettin' horny now



You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel



Do it again now



You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel



Do it now



You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel



Do it again now



You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel



Gettin' horny now





You're My Best Friend - Queen
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Ooh, you make me live



Whatever this world can give to me
It's you, you're all I see



Ooh, you make me live now, honey



Ooh, you make me live



Oh, you're the best friend
That I ever had



I've been with you such a long time



You're my sunshine



And I want you to know



That my feelings are true
I really love you



(ooh) oh, you're my best friend



Ooh, you make me live



Ooh, I've been wandering round
But I still come back to you (still come back to you)



In rain or shine
You've stood by me, girl



I'm happy at home (happy at home)



You're my best friend



Ooh, you make me live



Whenever this world is cruel to me



I got you, to help me forgive - oo oo ooh



Ooh, you make me live now honey



Ooh, you make me live



Oh, you're the first one
When things turn out bad
You know I'll never be lonely



You're my only one



And I love the thing
I really love the things that you do



Oh, you're my best friend



Oh, ooh, you make me live



I'm happy (happy at home)



You're my best friend



Oh, oh, you're my best friend



Ooh, you make me live



Oo oo ooh
You, you're my best friend




ILU,
Ree