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08 December 2007 @ 03:02 pm
a brian kinney cmas ad account  

The one straight-laced chick who looks all *WTF* - SHE IS MY FAVORITE OMG. You know annsummers.com went to Brian and was all "I need to get more dildos into more women, Mr. Kinney!", he was all "UM EW VAGINAS ARE ONLY GOOD FOR SMUGGLING DRUGS KTHX", but annsummers.com was all "But you could be responsible for countless orgasms!" and then Brian was all *flashes back on 41984736501857 trick's o-faces with Justin's as every other one (and the only one in color and not blurry)*

The rest is history, baby.
 
 
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09 February 2007 @ 02:42 am
The Brian Kinney Bubblegum Rock Workout Mix CD  
Brian Kinney does not listen to bubblegum rock. He especially does not have a secret hard-on for Britney Spears songs. Never has he hummed along to "I'm a Slave 4 U" while in the grocery store, nor practiced his choreographed dance moves to the "Oops! ...I Did It Again" video when alone and drunk.

Thus, it's common knowledge to, well, everyone, that he would never burn himself a 95%-Britney workout mix CD for the treadmill. And, for fuck's sake, whatever he did, those songs would never, ever be compiled and burned in an order that reminded Mr. Kinney of himself and one Mr. Taylor.

Because Mr. Kinney does not listen to bubblegum rock.

EXCEPT WHEN HE TOTALLY DOES. YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE. WE SEE THAT BRITNEY'S GREATEST HITS CD CASE STICKING OUT FROM UNDER THE COUCH, BRIAN.

Dedicated to my [livejournal.com profile] cabbers. It may be months late, but it's still all your fault, BFF.



full-size cover | full-size back

the non-existant songs brian will go to his grave denying he owns )
 
 
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31 August 2006 @ 01:22 pm
this post blows  
You can usually tell when I'm downloading something huge - I vanish for literal days while my modem slaves away. I vanish! Heh. Yeah, that's never gonna get old to me aldkj. *is five* Anyway, I am now in possession of GaleVanished 1.02 and am going to go wallow in the speshul goodness and make screencaps until I burst from the pretty. ♥ But first!

I have a Brian-chewing-gum kink.

I even have an emoticon for it. |:O <--Brian blowing a bubble. You can tell it's Brian cos of his unibrow, duh.



Brian Kinney's History With Gum )
 
 
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03 July 2006 @ 05:33 pm
i'm afraid he knows where i live  


He scares me.

Every time I'm innocently watching TV, there. He. Is. He lurks EVERYwhere in those damned Burger King commercials. The idea of opening my window shades to find him standing there makes me want to pee.

MAKE THE BAD MAN GO AWAY!

add in the Quaker Oats guy and you have my nightmare material )

On a funner note, Carl's Jr.'s new commercial campaign: EAT THIS MEAT.

And Brian Kinney lives on.
 
 
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09 August 2004 @ 12:10 pm
To baldly go...  
Just when I thought The Fast and the Furious couldn't get any slashier, I finally sat down to watch the director's commentary and hear "...and the intro of the great Vin Diesel. His signature bald head, his strength, his bear-like presence, contrasting with Paul's classic American-made beauty..." as the two characters eye-fuck across the market.

I love this movie.

I'm not usually ga-ga over xovers, but I so want Dom to meet (the other) Brian. To have Dom at a stoplight and look over ... and see Brian in his kick-ass 'Vette. Mutual eyebrows rise. Engines rev. Winner gets the other's ass. Which, considering what Dom usually drives has more power than a GE plant, wouldn't really be a fair bet.

And I'm so okay with that.

Unlike I am with Justin's Excellent Adventure having been completed. Fic, you made me your bitch for the weekend and now you decide we're better off without each other?! *sobs*